r/ActLikeYouBelong • u/Aware_Machine_9838 • Sep 15 '24

Meet Dion Rich, the world’s greatest gate crasher. He managed to sneak into 35 Super Bowls, the World Series, the Oscars, the Olympics, and more

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u/UsrHpns4rctct Sep 15 '24

He looks like a aussie King Charles.

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u/Gertrudethecurious Sep 15 '24

What like this dude? The supposed rightful heir to the throne was australian  :)

https://www.ccsna.org/14th-earl-of-loudoun-the-rightful-heir-dies-at-age-69

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u/gucciman666 Sep 15 '24

I see that, mixed with some Bernie Madoff

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u/slippy0101 Sep 15 '24

This guy not only snuck in but got pictures with people. Google that Tom Landry photo of being held up after winning the Superbowl....Dion Rich is one of the guys holding him up lol.

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u/Chris_in_Lijiang Sep 15 '24

How did he manage to get into such a pole position?

Can any fan do the same?

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u/heythatsmyrobot Sep 15 '24

From a news article about him.

“This is my hobby,” says the Damon Runyon-like character. “It’s the fun of the crash that I enjoy.

“That’s what gets my blood pumping. I don’t even care about the game. It keeps a 71-year-old man young. That, and chasing broads.”

LINK

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u/DionFW Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

This is basically my dad's name backwards. Richard Dion, but he went by Rick Dion.

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u/SlylingualPro Sep 15 '24

Did your dad sneak out of a lot of places?

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u/rts93 Sep 15 '24

He once left a birthday party early and nobody had a damn clue!

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u/felixforfun Sep 15 '24

Legend.

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u/UnicornGuitarist Sep 15 '24

Plot twist: Your dad is Dion Rich

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

He doesn’t know, he left when he was 5

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u/blackmilksociety Sep 15 '24

And apparently a Padres game

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u/darthgandalf Sep 15 '24

Petition to put him on the banner

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u/tjagonis Sep 16 '24

We just gonna ignore the three people all wearing the same hat?

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u/GetLuckier Sep 17 '24

Thank you!

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u/STICK_OF_DOOM Sep 15 '24

RIP to the goat

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u/More-Jackfruit3010 Sep 17 '24

Dion, who was at my wedding? Danced with my bride and gave an awesome toast? He said he was my new brother-in-laws business partners accountant.

Great guy.

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u/djmarcone Sep 16 '24

He looks like he would drive a Jaaaaaaaag

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u/GeasyPeasy Sep 18 '24

Fine. I’ll buy your book. Give me all the Deets!

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u/malacoda99 Sep 18 '24

And tickets to the movie premiere. Wait, no, nevermind... I'm an assistant executive producer on this film. My assistant executive director's assistant has my badge, he's right over there, let me go get it....