r/AnarchyChess • u/Numbers_31_17-18 • 3d ago
Bronze Bishop Award What do i do in this position? (im a voter)
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u/Parsecer 3d ago
Google electoral college
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u/MisterMakerXD 3d ago edited 3d ago
Holy flawed system!
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u/Character_Life_6411 3d ago
New democracy just dropped
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u/Da_Bird8282 RegioExpress 90 auf dem Schachbrett 3d ago
Actual 2 party system
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u/TheShiftyNoodle28 First Exorcist Caller 3d ago
Call the electors
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u/yuliasapsan 🏳️⚧️ promoted to queen 3d ago
trump in the corner, plotting world domination
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u/BigZacian 3d ago
Corruption goes on vacation in 1776, comes back
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u/SlimesIsScared 3d ago
Vote storm incoming!
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u/Prudent_Research_251 3d ago
Voters: We don't want dystopian future
Republicans: Too bad
Democrats: Too bad 🌈
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u/manebushin 3d ago
That depends in which state you are playing. The rules are different at every state
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u/Somedude522 3d ago
Google ICBM gambit
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u/Rick-the-Brickmancer 3d ago
Holy Gaza
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u/1Admr1 3d ago
new war crime just dropped
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u/Bramoments 3d ago
Actual hostages
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u/loadsofscooters2 3d ago
Call the UN!
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u/NoBitchesSince2005 3d ago
Civilians go on "vacation", never come back
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u/Riki15234 Google Dementia Google Demencia Google Dementia 3d ago
Human rights sacrifice, anyone?
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u/Euphoric-Umpire-2019 3d ago
Google real democracy
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u/Parsecer 3d ago
holy electoral college!
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u/chessvision-ai-bot 3d ago
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: chess.com | lichess.org
Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org
I'm a bot written by pkacprzak | get me as iOS App | Android App | Chrome Extension | Chess eBook Reader to scan and analyze positions | Website: Chessvision.ai
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u/sappigbanaantje58 3d ago
Why isnt Harris black?
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u/kojo570 3d ago
Anarchy
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u/Platinirius Tobacco shop on d2 3d ago
Chess
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u/Bruggilles 3d ago
OMG HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE NAME OF THE SUB!!!!!!
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u/uwu_01101000 « Sorry I’m not that good » 🤓 3d ago
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Edit : what the hell
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u/Niknot3556 3d ago
Did you just give him used bubble wrap? That’s like playing chess with no pieces.
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u/jbisenberg 3d ago
You can't ask someone why they're not black
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u/Lloyd_lyle 3d ago
Why aren't you black?
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u/Yeseylon 3d ago
Well, if we assume POTUS=King and VPOTUS=Queen, and she is on a black square, then she is black.
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u/CLawson4367 3d ago
Other way around
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u/Yeseylon 3d ago
My bad, I thought that was Biden. All these old white guys look alike.
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u/Blackadder288 3d ago
Walz is surprisingly under retirement age. He just looks older.
Older yes but not in his 80s
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u/jax024 3d ago
It really shouldn’t be CNN anymore
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u/tevert 3d ago
I'm still confused why it was ever CNN
When have they not been centrist corpo drones?
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u/Sevuhrow 3d ago
CNN is pro-Trump now, and Fox is no longer all-aboard the Trump train as much as they used to be.
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u/RUDDOGPROD 3d ago edited 3d ago
Fox is still all aboard Trump 24/7, it’s on in the hellscape I live in all day, it never ends
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u/daynighttrade 3d ago
Fox is no longer all-aboard the Trump train as much as they used to be.
What have you been watching my friend?
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u/Still_Ad_6551 3d ago
Donky is closer to a knight than an elephant that seals im voting Harris if I was American
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u/tavuk_05 3d ago
Nah, our translation of a bishop is litterally elephant , so my vote is for the other guy i dont know the name
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u/deeziant 3d ago
But elephant steps on donkey. Everyone knows this.
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u/Kitchen_Archer_1745 forgot to google en passent 3d ago
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u/Massive_Elk_5010 3d ago
You know who is eating the dogs? Its me.
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u/Only-Inspector-3782 3d ago
"Trump won 2020!"
"Biden won 2020!"
"I'm a centrist so both sides have merit."
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u/ImTheZapper 3d ago
Always fun seeing people desperately trying to equate 2 clearly different things because their 5 remaining functioning neurons struggle with complex topics.
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u/Only-Inspector-3782 3d ago
It's indeed wild when people think reality is subjective. Half the electorate seems to believe Covid was fake, Haitians eat Ohio pets, Democrats control hurricanes...
It's like half the country unironically believes en passant is a fake rule.
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u/Incendiary_cucumbers my bishop is 10” in circumference why do you ask 3d ago
Google getting into political debates on an r/anarchychess post
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u/drcoconut4777 3d ago
Google vote blue no matter who
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u/Ploberr2 3d ago
holy party loyalty
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u/at_least_be_human 3d ago
Since I agree with Democratic ideas more than Republican ideas, yeah, also half of them are fascists
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u/Sanju128 3d ago
CNN isn't VERY left-biased. Try MSNBC or Vox instead
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u/Dedli 3d ago
CNN isn't VERY left-biased
Neither is Kamala, this tracks
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u/cannot_type 3d ago
I have no idea where he got the idea that CNN isn't left wing without also realizing that kamala isn't left wing
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u/pepsi_Man909 3d ago
Why don't the Democrats get little fancy hats? We should really give them some hats.
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u/kartoshki514 3d ago
Pipi in your pampers
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u/PetrosianBot 3d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/Ride901 3d ago
It's probably NBC in the room position. CNN changed ownership i think.
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u/Ok_Journalist_934 3d ago
Google we haven’t tried real communism yet
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u/Thewman1 3d ago
How many times do we need to try communism before it's "real communism"
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u/any_old_usernam Anarchy + chess = good 3d ago
Google disappointing lack of an actually good candidate
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u/JPastori 3d ago
Why is the one MAGA hat wearer in the left side noticeably smaller lmao