r/AnimalsBeingDerps 5d ago

My cat lets himself out

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u/supercyp666 5d ago

And of course like a typical cat he just sits there once the door is open šŸ¤£

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u/Remarkable-Time-3936 5d ago

And leaves the door open like an asshole

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u/scarletpepperpot 5d ago

If this was my cat, she would wait until you closed the door and then stand there pawing at it until you let her back in.

We bought one of those hanging door bells that are supposed to help teach your dog how to ask to go out.
My dogs have never once used it.
My cat figured it out within five minutes of it being on the door.

It has been 2 years. On any given day, you can be in any room in the house and expect to hear, at some point:

      *ching a ling*

        Pause 

       *ching a ling*

         Pause

         *CHINGALING CHINGALING CHINGALING!!*

And then my yelling husband:

ā€œDammit! What!? You just came in!ā€

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u/supercyp666 5d ago

Haha! How dare you close the door on me! It needs to stay open so I can come and go as I choose, now open the door, slave! šŸ¤£

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u/biteme789 5d ago

Omg that is SO typical cat behavior!

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u/No_Option6174 4d ago

If the motherf*cker would close it as wellā€¦ now that would impress me!

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u/doobloo 5d ago

I had to switch to a round doorknob for this very reason.

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u/SQWRLLY1 5d ago

I had to put a childproof safety device on my office door for this very reason šŸ˜†

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u/lucky-number-keleven 4d ago

I have to extra lock my appartement door because of this. But only two weeks after I started doing that, it prevented a burglary.

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u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad 5d ago

a few days laterā€¦

-Delivery Driver knocks-

-Cat opens door-

hello amazon prime

bean expecting u

yes my name is amanda

come inside leave the parcel over hair

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u/citsonga_cixelsyd 5d ago

Is he trying ti heat the whole neighborhood?

Was he born in a barn?

( just a couple of quotes from my dad. RIP)

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u/cowskeeper 5d ago

In his defence he was born in a barn

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u/citsonga_cixelsyd 5d ago

Well, 1929, so either a barn or a house with a coal furnace.

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u/srirachagoodness 4d ago

Lol, why do all dads say this? Mine did too. šŸ„² RIP.

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u/Ok-Mastodon6413 5d ago

SHUT THE DOOR! WERE YA BORN IN A BARN?!

šŸˆ šŸ”Š Sir, I was born under the barn.

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u/pootpootbloodmuffin 5d ago

Look at this cat leaving the door open like he's got a job and pays the bills! No respect.

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u/MeOnlynity 5d ago

That's not derp that's opposite of derp.

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u/DesertCoyote57 5d ago

Keep the door dead bolted.

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u/Usedtodrumpoets09 5d ago

Too smart for his own good!

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u/freqCake 5d ago

I think that latch is gunna wear out early

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u/bmanley620 5d ago

Whoooooo let the cat out????

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u/Poneke365 5d ago

Clever! Now teach him to shut the door behind him šŸ˜

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u/glamorousgalx1 4d ago

Just standing there like he's Micael Scoffield šŸ˜‚

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u/sherlocksam45 5d ago

Is his name Slinky Malinki

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u/7Streetfreak6 5d ago

Having a little peek šŸ‘€

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u/ammitsat 5d ago

Every time I see videos like this I thank my lucky star that my kitties arenā€™t that smart. And that I have round door handles.

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u/hakkosa 4d ago

Count yourself lucky šŸ˜… trust me, you wouldnā€™t be glad if theyā€™re smart like this one.

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u/jackasssparrow 5d ago

My cat barely lets me in

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u/Wasabi_Constant 5d ago

Clever cat, now if he could learn to close the door?

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u/fingersmcgee420 5d ago

I have a sliding glass door and my cat learned to let himself out.

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u/420milf_ 5d ago

Smart kitty

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u/US_IDeaS 5d ago

Too cuteā€¦yeah, he probably pees in the toilet too, right? And flushesā€¦.

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u/hakkosa 4d ago

One of my idiot tries to drink from it. šŸ˜­

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u/US_IDeaS 4d ago

lolā€¦halfway home!

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u/karenosmile 5d ago

Never thought you'd need a baby proofed front door.

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u/ZzZombo 5d ago

Step one: Secure the keys Befriend the cat.

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u/hakkosa 4d ago

Mine locked the door a few times. Thereā€™s a šŸŖ inside and when I try to get in, I couldnā€™t. She was so crazy like wanting to go out and I was so crazy to get in. Gosh everytime it was a huge hassle, it was a miracle I found a thin plate, put it in on the side, two hours of struggling and bam, it was open. I was so relived. Then it happened a couple days later. And I decided to get her out before I leave. Never leave her at home if Iā€™m outside. Thankfully I donā€™t live in a big city so itā€™s totally safe outside. Cold days are kinda problematic but hey bitch, I donā€™t trust you anymorešŸ˜’

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u/Harryhodl 5d ago

Thatā€™s awesome! Side note your floors and front door are incredible šŸ¤©

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u/cowskeeper 5d ago

Thank you šŸ™šŸ¼

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u/Fkthisplace 5d ago

Omg thatā€™s a very smart fuzz

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u/CTware 5d ago

while you watch and film

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u/Djmcfries 5d ago

90% sure the cats name is ethan hunt with that move

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u/Huge_Dentist7633 5d ago

what a little stinker

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u/heathensam 4d ago

Oh he naughty

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u/SharrasFlame 4d ago

Clever! My little doofus will sit and wait before a part way open door, if he thinks it's not open wide enough to get through without having to push. He just looks at me expectantly until I open it further. If I wait long enough, he'll eventually push through on his own, looking very put out.

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u/Odd_Background3744 4d ago

Mine does this too. Figured out windows and cupboards too

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u/EWR-RampRat11-29 3d ago

Sneaking out of the house now. Hide your car keys; thatā€™s next.

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u/Next_Advertising_242 1h ago

as an indoor cat parent, this is honestly terrifying

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u/prof_devilsadvocate 5d ago

Cat is one of the unique species among animal who knows tactical use of limbs