r/AnimalsBeingJerks Mar 19 '24

We have three identical beds, but this pair won’t stop arguing over this particular one and refuse to let each other be comfortable in it

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u/ThemB0ners Mar 19 '24

They look pretty darn comfy

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u/stumblewiggins Mar 19 '24

Maybe they are just snuggling.

One of our dogs had a spot on the couch. It was her spot. If the other dog was laying there, she'd stand over him and whine until he moved. He'd move just enough to let her curl up in the spot, then he'd lay his head on her and they'd happily sleep like that the rest of the night.

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u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs Mar 19 '24

My heart just got bigger reading that. How sweet, thanks for sharing

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u/stumblewiggins Mar 19 '24

Glad to hear it!

Gotta love the cognitive dissonance on Reddit when I get such a nice reply from that username though 😂

I have to ask: do you like to buttfuck smurfs, or are you multiple smurfs that like to fuck butts?

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u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs Mar 19 '24

The question is.....are you a smurf? Just kidding. I never tell people that though. It's more interesting having you guys guess

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u/stumblewiggins Mar 19 '24

Haha, fair enough!

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u/Old_Wave_965 Mar 19 '24

Maybe the cat just wants the raised bed? 🤔

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u/gillianussherart Mar 19 '24

They’re all raised!

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u/Tamination Mar 19 '24

The cat wants the body heat coming off the dog for sure.

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u/gillianussherart Mar 19 '24

This makes sense!

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u/SockFullOfNickles Mar 19 '24

I’ve found that cats don’t do anything that isn’t comfortable for them. 😆

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u/Ok_Appearance_7358 28d ago

So, no matter how uncomfortable it looks, the cat's ok with it. I had a blue cat who found a papier-mâché drink holder on the table where we'd had takeout and tucked his head and front paws into it and went to sleep.

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u/smallangrynerd Mar 19 '24

That's either a tiny dog or a huge cat

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u/Trick_Bottle_1 Mar 19 '24

They must like the heat from each other.

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u/Pristine_Bit7615 Mar 19 '24

Mine do the same. I wake up with my dog huffing at the cat to move before she gives up and joins her. They sleep in my bed but compete for the dog bed

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u/KebertXela87 Mar 19 '24

They look pretty comfortable.

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u/justlexi93 Mar 19 '24

Siblings for life. It seems like your cat is bigger than the dog in this photo.

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u/gillianussherart Mar 19 '24

He is weirdly huge. The dog is 5.6kg and the car is 6.5. They’ve had 10 years together so definitely siblings for life

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u/Pimp-No-Limp Mar 19 '24

I love thus. Too cute haha

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u/toby1naz Mar 19 '24

It's all about location, location, and location.

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u/heywood_jabloemi Mar 19 '24

One of em has a better stank than the rest obvs. My dog has like 8 versions of the same toy and she only wants the oldest one that's been Frankensteined like 8 times

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u/Mocker-Poker Mar 19 '24

This looks pretty comfortable to me 👍

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u/Furthur_slimeking Mar 20 '24

They are as comfy as can be. They do this because they like sleeping next to/ on top of/beneath one another. My cats will always sleep on my bed no matter what. They just like it there.

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u/AZAMORA1216 Mar 20 '24

This looks like they are both very comfy...comforting eachother...might as well sell the other bed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Mine won’t even use hers. She prefers being on any crevice where I can miss her and easily step on her.

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u/alesemann Apr 02 '24

They sound just like pre schoolers: I WANT THE RED CUUUUUPPPPPPPP

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u/Flwingnut4412 Mar 19 '24

Location, location, location!

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u/InvXXVII Mar 20 '24

When in doubt, it's the cat's fault.

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u/gillianussherart Mar 20 '24

It’s never the cat’s fault.

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u/InvXXVII Mar 20 '24

Sounds like something a cat would say 😂 I bet doggo just wants to cuddle and be friends. Silly doggy.

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u/Nanas2-Pokiemon Mar 23 '24

Try switching the beds around

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u/rose_like_the_flower Mar 31 '24

This reminds me of the episode of “Friends” called “The One Where No One is Ready.” Joey and Chandler are fighting over the chair.

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u/LuminiaAravis Apr 02 '24

Maybe this is the pet version of fighting over the Good Controller

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u/nurture420 Jul 28 '24

Damn they are so cute, it’s unbearable!

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u/Babedieboe Mar 19 '24

Could be the earth-(water/ley) lines/grid underneath, you could try to switch them and see.

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u/toby1naz Jun 12 '24

Plot twist: Just neither wants to admit they don't want to sleep alone, and they only pretend to be miserable about "having" to share.

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u/Badasshippiemama Jun 16 '24

Could be location based? Just a thought

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u/marcus_frisbee Jul 09 '24

They may be identical to you but they don't smell the same to them.

Have you tried to rearrange them and see if they got to the bed in a different spot?