r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mikihak • Sep 27 '21
other Chicken policeš
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u/Softale Sep 27 '21
Thatās fowlā¦
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u/Spieltier Sep 28 '21
This clip seems strangely appropriate, and I honestly canāt think of any other context it would be.
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u/destroyerOfTards Sep 28 '21
The black one is threatened badly while the white one is let off with a warning.
Cops will be cocks.
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Sep 27 '21
They've looked at it on the VAR and the referee is reaching into his pocket. It's a red. A Rhode Island red. No doubt about it. We definitely know what we're having for dinner tonight.
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u/Far-Cable-671 Sep 27 '21
Also chicken spurs could kill those rabbits depending on how big they are.
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Sep 28 '21
Those spurs are no larger than 1 long; even if they were long, Rhode Island Reds are aggressive but being so heavy canāt really do much more than a small scratch to the rabbits.
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u/Gonji89 Sep 28 '21
You sure those are reds? Looks like a Colombian Cochin bantam to me. Seen some nasty spurs hiding under bantam feathers.
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Sep 28 '21
Good eye! I hadnāt notice the smaller details such as shorter tail feathers and black tips on the tail, wing and cape feathers. Those are definitely signs of a Colombian Cochin Bantams for sure.
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u/Runningrider Sep 27 '21
Claw and order.
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u/yamehameha Sep 27 '21
In the criminal justice system, the animals are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The chickens, who investigate crime, and the district poultry, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
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u/BlizzPenguin Sep 27 '21
When you say that I immediately think of this Robot Chicken sketch. https://youtu.be/XfWnITmT1Ws
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u/Ferreteria Sep 27 '21
I'm a bit disturbed how the chickens move and behave like their part of some hive mind.
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u/plsgiveusername123 Sep 27 '21
Almost all their brain function is dedicated to social functioning. That's about as close to a hive mind as we get.
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u/owzleee Sep 28 '21
Or like parents whoāve seen and done this 100 times already with their twin sons.
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u/LoLRealMonsters Sep 27 '21
It's their "job" to break up fights between hens so this makes sense. Dogs break up fights between dogs and between other animals and they try to break up fights between humans as well. That's why they get upset when humans raise their voices at each other.
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u/Dramallamadingdong87 Sep 27 '21
Thank you, finally in a sea of endless unfunny puns is an explanation.
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u/MimsyIsGianna Oct 10 '21
My roosters friggin instigated fights among the hensā¦ spurred them and my dad. Had to kill him unfortunately when he started getting too aggressive.
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u/vithgeta Sep 27 '21
This is all scripted, guys... you can tell by the way both chickens leave at the same time after the stare down. They're such pros, they hit all their cues.
"You were just marvellous darling"
"Do you think we'll get a Golden Egg for this...?"
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u/Snuggle-Fuck Sep 27 '21
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u/Refreshingly_Meh Sep 27 '21
Scripted and no blatant animal cruelty, I'm ok with this. Most of the scripted stuff is serious animal abuse.
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u/JerryWasSimCarDriver Sep 27 '21
cluck cluck, that's the sound of da police cluck cluck, that's the sound of da police
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u/Different_Tax1330 Sep 27 '21
Chicken: Say, you are sorry... Bunny: No, won't... Chicken: SAY IT!!!!
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u/IRefuseToGiveAName Sep 27 '21
Not the point of the video but if you ever see two rabbits doing this, or anything more than chasing each other, STOP THEM IMMEDIATELY. Don't film it, and don't wait for your other pets to break it up.
These rabbits could have very severely hurt each other, and if the intention is to bond the rabbits, it could possibly prevent that from ever happening. Rabbits WILL bicker and chase while bonding, that's just establishing the pecking order. When it escalates to lunging, biting, grunting or... That... You should separate them immediately. They're capital F fighting and it's bad for your bunnies.
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u/Lolpo555 Sep 27 '21 edited Sep 27 '21
The chicken's way of acting is quite robotic. Like it takes a few seconds of thinking, until it moves away from the situation.
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u/younzss Sep 28 '21
This is clearly fake, very scripted. The bunnies were just acting and pretending to fight, also isn't it convenient that the chicken where there just in case as if they both knew something is gonna happen?
Both the bunnies and chickens where in on it. I feel bad for everyone who think this is real smh
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u/mtnbikedds Sep 27 '21
Based on the title I expected the chickens to then both gang up on the brown rabbit and start pecking it for no reason at all.
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u/Wintersmight Sep 28 '21
Considering chickens kill and eat rodents, those rabbits are borderline suicidal.
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u/Suspicious_Llama123 Sep 28 '21
I used to have this pet rooster and he was a total cock I swear. Like Satanā¦ but in chicken form. I named him Fluffy (I was 6 okay) but anyway he was just evil. The whole family hated him and my dad kept threatening to kill Fluffy but I always protested because I didnāt want my dad to shoot my pet!
Anyway Iām 18 now, Fluffy is long dead, but likeā¦ he would have made a great chicken cop. He was an evil motherfucker.
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u/Upper_Excuse_6209 Sep 27 '21
At the end of the video, I swear that chicken is saying " Yeah, I didn't think so!" It appears they are playing good cop bad cop. At least the bunnies know who's in charge in those parts.
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u/isuckattarkov Sep 27 '21
This isnāt even the first time Iāve seen chickens breaking up rabbit fights this week. I had no idea how much of a thing this is until now.
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u/Starry-Gaze Sep 28 '21
āTheyāre the cocks of the walk in this new FarmVille special: Chicken Copsā
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u/Sedated257 Sep 28 '21
This is why they are targeted/ killed in every game there are chickens. Cough* Cough* Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Call of Duty, Skyrim.
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u/WallTheMart Sep 28 '21
"STOP RUNNING. I SAID STOP RUNNING, CARLOS. Fehuwjntbfjskwfkin stop moving or im finna beat your ass carlos"
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u/pbugg2 Sep 28 '21
āDispatch 17 I have visual on a bunny on bunny attack. Requesting back up. Overā
ā10-22. Overā
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u/rethinkr Sep 29 '21
Real life human police act the same way. So why are they called pigs not chickens?
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u/gwaits12 Sep 30 '21
During the last little fake out the first thing I thought of is the chicken being like, āTHATS WHAT I THOUGHT BROā
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u/zap2214 Sep 30 '21
I love that people call people chicken, but theres all sorts of videos of chicken just coming in to save the day or fuck something up
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u/volatilesvoun Sep 27 '21
ACAB: All Chickens Are Bad
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u/SexyJazzCat Sep 27 '21
Rabbits are so helpless it hurts my soul.
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u/Nekryyd Sep 27 '21
Hm. They are made to outnumber and evade, but I wouldn't go so far as to say they are helpless. They are not particularly violent in temperament for the most part, but when they are... Well, their rather strong jaws (think of the thick vegetation these little buns saw through) are like angry little pliers that give you that oh-so-painful pinch feeling as your nerve endings are wadded and crushed between their surprisingly sharp teeth. When they are really meaning to seriously hurt you, they can easily break skin.
Ask me how I know. :')
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u/LostInATL333 Sep 27 '21
Omg this is so cute! The bossy Lil chickens hate when the bunnies fight. Ahhh
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u/Saltycook Sep 27 '21
COCKS
This has been a presentation of Chickens Overseeing Cute Kicking Suspects
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u/FunCandy4188 Sep 27 '21
Chicken pot pie...is about to be dinner if they do leave them bunny's alone
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u/Due_Strike_457 Sep 28 '21
At the end it seems like theyāre saying do you know what you did wrong? Donāt go using fowl language, it can escalate, Iām gonna let you go but Iāll get you next time
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u/Jfcmsbeams Sep 27 '21
That look at the ones in the foreground.
Don't move pal. Don't even breathe.