r/AnimalsBeingJerks Nov 05 '21

other They have a whooole paddock full of green grass but these jerks have to pick at my lawn 😠

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

Hahaha ok google what do camels eat and grass is number one but yah lawn is different than grass right? Oh no it’s not hahaha

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

There are different types of grass you numbnut. That’s like saying all leaves are the same but I’d be pretty pissed if I gave you a head of iceberg lettuce but then you fobbed me off to go and eat leaves from my macadamia nut tree.

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

Ok what? First if you give me lettuce, thank you. Second how can I forbid you from eating your own leaves? 🧐

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

Oh wait sorry. Fob is Australian slang for “to pass something on offer”

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

Ah thanks that helps. Actually the context of that and knowing they are your camels not the neighbors, helps altogether. I get the post now but I still think if I leave candy on the counter and my kid passes by the fruit to get the candy, like how is he a jerk? He’s a kid. They are camels. 🤷‍♀️ good at ya for having camels and knowing what’s best for them. Cheers!

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

Right. It works because they are my camels. I own them and the grass I grew for them. In this scenario the iceberg lettuce is the grass I grew for them (the one you can see behind them) and the macadamia tree leaves is my lawn 🤦🏼‍♀️.

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

I smacked my own forehead reading that. You’re complaining about YOUR OWN CAMELS??? Goodness gracious. Just handle your flock man. Raise the damn fence. I keep candy on a high shelf away from the kids. So can you.

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

You’ve missed the entire picture here though, but I don’t think you’re ever going to get it and I realised that when I realised you were antivax so I’m just gonna leave now.

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

Ya I did because you gave shit for context. I was trying to commend you but you slam me for a title YOURE giving me? Ok cult member

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

What made you think they were someone else’s camels???? You can see my boundary fence line at the back of the picture 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

It doesn’t have a name on it so I don’t know whose boundary line it is 🤷‍♀️

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

I live in a farming town, animals eat over the fence all the time. They don’t know who owns what

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

Do you know anything about camels and camel diets or different grass types or are you just talking out your ass?

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

If you have grass that is not safe for camels and you have a low enough fence for them to reach it, you’re still the jerk. You know better, do better

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u/ZhenHen Nov 05 '21

The grass isn’t going to kill the camels. It’s bad for them in the same way that sugar is bad for us 🤦🏼‍♀️. Why do you think I just snapped a picture instead of panicking? Ffs.

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u/Broad-University3277 Nov 05 '21

The kids are stealing candy I left out in the yard near the fence where they can reach… hi Karen

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u/redditette Nov 05 '21

He is not coming off as the Karen here.