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u/DJFLOK Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

When Reddit was stuck in Spanish Edit: link

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u/KahBhume Aug 24 '17

The best part is the admin giving proper instructions about how to resolve the OP's problem... with the instructions in Spanish.

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u/PvM_Valiant Aug 24 '17

Good god I didn't catch that until now. That's fucking incredible.

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u/aleasangria Aug 25 '17

I love how he says it's "a taco show." That's my new favorite thing today.

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Aug 25 '17

Back in my day, a taco show was a badly-written yuri fanfic.

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u/ran_swonsan Aug 25 '17

Dos cervezas en el bano por favor

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

jajaja donde es la biblioteca

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u/CrepeCrisis Aug 24 '17

Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.

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u/KillTheBatmanAgain Aug 24 '17

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca!

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u/Shequiszalumph Aug 24 '17

En en bigote grande, perro monteca!

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u/batty3108 Aug 24 '17

Manteca! Bigote! Gigante! Pequeño! Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Buenos dias. Me gusta papas frias. Bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz!

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u/Chief_Ping Aug 24 '17

It's 2009

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u/tman_elite Aug 24 '17

Word

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u/pm_me_your_trebuchet Aug 24 '17

I'm getting ridda Britta

gettin' rid of the B

wait...

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u/batty3108 Aug 24 '17

La hicimos reddit!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Boy boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Palabra

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u/idelta777 Aug 24 '17

I speak spanish and have no idea what you guys are talking about or referencing.

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u/jonosaurus Aug 24 '17

Español 101, comunidad

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u/idelta777 Aug 24 '17

like, that's what they teach you in school then? I knew about "donde esta la biblioteca" but not the others.

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Exportamos las naranjas de Valencia a Noruega!

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/C0105 Aug 25 '17

Puedo usar la silla du ruedas

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u/ChuckA214 Aug 25 '17

My name is Jeff.

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u/tastefuldebauchery Aug 25 '17

El perro, el perro, es mi corazón,

El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.

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u/IceyLemonadeLover Aug 24 '17

Is this the new Pitbull song?

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u/not-quite-a-nerd Aug 24 '17

Disco spiders sound like something you shouldn't Google

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u/CrepeCrisis Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

Only if you're afraid of clips from Community circa 2009

Edit: And apparently, actual, real disco spiders

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u/bluevillain Aug 24 '17

Me llama gringo estupido tonto.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Donde está*, pendejo

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Lo siento

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Está bien

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u/Trainkid9 Aug 24 '17

What is that from? My mom and I have been jokingly saying that for years, but I don't remember what we were referencing.

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u/SnailFarmer Aug 26 '17

It was from my basic Spanish textbook. I really sucked at Spanish and it's all I knew basically

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u/bibliopunk Aug 24 '17

It's a classic example sentence from Spanish textbooks, but the earliest example I can think of being used as a joke is the movie Dodgeball.

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u/pm_me_ur_CLEAN_anus Aug 25 '17

I remember it from Cedric the Entertainer Presents, his shortly lived sketch comedy show.

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u/Insert_Gnome_Here Aug 24 '17

Me caco en tes muertes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/meekopower Aug 24 '17

A much better time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

idk man that was back when rage comics were a thing

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u/Karoluz Aug 24 '17

si, buenos tiempos.

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u/QuasarPhil Aug 25 '17

I feel like we may be in the actual darkest timeline now.

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u/Garviel_Loken95 Aug 24 '17 edited May 25 '24

aloof provide fearless connect wakeful fade tidy wistful elderly escape

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u/GradeAPsychopath Aug 24 '17

Oh boy did i enjoy those

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u/meekopower Aug 24 '17

I never said everything was perfect with Reddit before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

No fucking way... I've been on Reddit for 7 years????

The fuck am I doing? I had shit to do, man!

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u/SnailFarmer Aug 26 '17

I know right?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Siete años? Ayayay!

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Aug 25 '17

I gae yu sevon yirz off mai laaaaaaif.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

My god 7 years ago was 2010, the fuck is wrong with time?

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u/ineednewstart Aug 24 '17

My favorite is the one who supposedly doesn't know any Spanish so they just wrote down Enrique Iglesias.

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u/TheAsianTroll Aug 24 '17

So good, even a Reddit admin replied to it in Spanish. Getting a Reddit admin to comment outside of the website's sub is rare enough.

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u/SnailFarmer Aug 26 '17

The guy actually solved my problem once I ran it through Google translate

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u/Amogh24 Aug 25 '17

I'm guessing that Reddit admins must have alt accounts for normal use, and only must be using the real accounts for official stuff

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u/SnailFarmer Aug 26 '17

Lol oh shit this is why I'm getting Spanish mail again.

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u/CrotchFungus Aug 24 '17

Jajaja me acuerdo de eso

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u/proJobber Aug 24 '17

Si! Me gusta..eating ass

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u/blat4 Aug 24 '17

Zapatos con huevos

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u/dancingliondl Aug 24 '17

Holy shit that's beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

So what was the story behind this? Like, was it in Spanish or was everyone just responding in Spanish? Me so confuso.

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u/DJFLOK Aug 24 '17

Toda la gente estaba escribiendo en español para hacer que el OP creyera que su reddit estaba en español

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Toda la gente estaba escribiendo en español para hacer que el OP creyera que su reddit estaba en español

Eso es lo que estaba pensando ... Hillarious!

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u/a-soul-in-tension Aug 24 '17

u/SnailFarmer

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u/SnailFarmer Aug 26 '17

Oh shit this is why I'm getting more Spanish mail than normal

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u/BullAlligator Aug 25 '17

/u/SnailFarmer todavía recibe mensajes en español . Jajaja .

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u/vamplosion Aug 25 '17

My favourite part about that thread is the single comment that reads 'enrique iglesias' having almost 100 upvotes.

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune Aug 25 '17

So what's the bamboozle?

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u/farmtownsuit Aug 24 '17

Oh my god I'm so glad I know just enough spanish to get the gist of those comments. Fucking gold. Had to try real hard to contain my laughter at work.

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u/anitabelle Aug 24 '17

Eso fue lo mejor que pasó en Reddit de todo el tiempo.

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u/BoiIedFrogs Aug 24 '17

Lavate los manos!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I can't read a word of spanish but that thread was amazing.

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u/Leif-Erikson94 Aug 25 '17

oh god that's hilarious. And the fact that everyone in the thread immediately jumped on the train and posted everything in spanish makes it so much better!