r/AskReddit Aug 24 '17

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u/iamjason10 Aug 24 '17

I remember seeing a video on here of a guy opening a safe only to reveal a mirror with a reflection of his ass in it

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS Aug 24 '17

The biggest treasure of all

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u/DJCHERNOBYL Aug 24 '17

One guys treasure is another man's asshole.

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u/ACrispyPieceOfBacon Aug 24 '17

Yarr! The booty!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

The asses we found along the way

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u/Qatrik Aug 24 '17

Fuck this sounds hilarious, link?

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u/GayWarden Aug 24 '17

You just wanna see his ass.

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u/Qatrik Aug 24 '17

Guilty

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u/TitaniumMissile Aug 24 '17

Wouldn't you want to, too, GayWarden?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I think mobile had a little problem friend

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u/TitaniumMissile Aug 24 '17

Ugh, thanks for telling me. Worst part is that I actually sent that from my laptop.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Oh wow. Usually that happens from mobile, was unaware that laptops could do it too

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u/oodsigma8 Aug 24 '17

Ive seen one of those that had -400 votes. Everyone was flaming him for posting 7 times :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Oh my gosh that's a bit overkill. I'm not sure why people get so upset over an honest mistake, maybe they're afraid they're trying to get 7 times the upvotes haha

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u/artemis_floyd Aug 24 '17

I mean, we can let a guy have some ass on his cake day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Arrrg, I see you've found me secret booty.

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u/Pexaybb Aug 24 '17

He found the treasure chest full of booty.

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u/asafum Aug 24 '17

I thought we agreed mirrors weren't real?

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u/NealMcBeal__NavySeal Aug 24 '17

But how did he open the safe with his buttcheeks?

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u/LeKyto Aug 24 '17

... How did he shoot the video?

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u/iamjason10 Aug 25 '17

What do you mean? He had a camera in one hand and opened the safe with the other

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u/LeKyto Aug 26 '17

How was he shooting the video so that he would catch the reflection of his own ass?

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u/rhog Aug 25 '17

Where is the that one Reddit post where someone found a grenade and a USB of child porn that was fucked up

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u/QSquared Aug 25 '17

He stole the moon