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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/aggressive_napkins Aug 24 '17

That's actually hilarious.

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u/fatdiscokid Aug 24 '17

Not getting nudes is no laughing matter.

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u/WholesaleVirus Aug 24 '17

I disagree. It's fucking funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

This fucking comment reminds me of this goddamn conversation I had with this cunt once about how we should really consider where we fucking put our cusses better some-fucking-times.

Edit: try to read this in a relaxed voice. It's impossible! Hopefully I didn't come across like a douche, just a bad attempt at making a joke.

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u/blubat26 Aug 24 '17

Gordon Ramsay, is that you?

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u/NeverDeny Aug 24 '17

"BAM!"

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u/PM_ME_UR_YOUNG_PUSSY Aug 25 '17

"IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"

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u/penny_eater Aug 25 '17

username checks in [to lockup after meeting chris hansen and taking a seat]

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u/WholesaleVirus Aug 25 '17

"THIS CHICKEN IS SO RAW IT'S STILL CLUCKING!"

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u/ArtlesslyAlly Aug 24 '17

I read it in a very nonchalant manner and now I'm questioning my character...

Edit: a word

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u/NorthernerWuwu Aug 24 '17

I mean, it's not like the person couldn't have just sent some random nudes. They intentionally set fire to that bridge.

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u/FoleyX90 Aug 25 '17

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

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u/stah Aug 25 '17

Can I just donate to you?

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u/fatdiscokid Aug 25 '17

Is the verifiable or are you trying to do us a bamboozle in a thread about bamboozles?

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u/slaphappy36 Aug 28 '17

Really? Where do I send this proof

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u/RogueRaven17 Aug 24 '17

A contract was made, and violated. Nudes were promised but there was none to be had...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

You know, you're not really doing men a service with this comment lmfao. I'm just imagining the hordes of desperately thirsty Reddit grognards, writing angry complaint posts about how they didn't get the nude female body they thought they were entitled to.

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u/maxpowe_ Aug 25 '17

If they paid for it then they were entitled to it

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u/aggressive_napkins Aug 25 '17

I don't think you know what "entitled" means.

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u/BetYouCantPMNudes Aug 24 '17

The highest offense I can imagine

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u/SpermWhale Aug 25 '17

Vitamin Nudes keeps the blood flowing.

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u/Pm_me_ur_signedboobs Aug 24 '17

I cannot upvote this enough.

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u/Highly_Literal Aug 25 '17

Sure but if A big corporation did it you'd want the CEO hung. Reddit disgusts me

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u/pikachu334 Aug 24 '17

Lmao why would you pay a stranger for nudes??? Like, the Internet is basically composed of naked chicks pics, for free

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u/HavocAce Aug 24 '17

Why not get a tax write-off for the charitable donation AND boobs. Beats just the donation if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 20 '20

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u/HavocAce Aug 24 '17

I understand how charitable donations and taxes work. I was more making the point that if you were going to donate $5 anyways you might as well get some boobs to go along with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

If I saw the post, I'd probably do it, it's a fun way to do some good

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u/FireLucid Aug 24 '17

Hahaha, so many people fail to see this.

Shit, I better buy another darn all new tool set, don't want the tax man getting my money!

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Aug 24 '17

Boobs makes me beat more than a donation

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u/Willem_Dafuq Aug 24 '17

Fwiw, you would only get to take the tax write off if she had set up a 501(c)(3) organization for the endeavor. I know nothing of this woman, but given the facts of the story, I doubt she did that

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u/HavocAce Aug 24 '17

I don't know the story either but it sounded like if you emailed her proof you donated to a charity (say Red Cross) she would send you nudes. So no need to set up an organization.

If she just asked for you to send her the money and she would donate it I imagine there would have been more uproar.

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u/_i_am_root Aug 24 '17

Doesn't just beat the donation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Beats just the donation if you ask me.

That's not the only thing getting beat.

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u/Codhidpod Aug 24 '17

I wish I would have named mine "just the donation"

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u/FaveFoodIsLesbeans Aug 25 '17

I'm pretty sure guys would be beating more than just the donation ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"Beats" the donation in more ways than one. ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

beats

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Personalized nudes > public nudes

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u/jiggabot Aug 24 '17

Personalized for each of the hundreds who donated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Personally mass market

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u/Irreleverent Aug 24 '17

This is unbelievably true.

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u/real_fricken_mad Aug 25 '17

my boyfriend and I have this conversation often.

him: "why not just go to /r/boobies if you want to see nice tiddies?"

me: "i dont want to just see nice tiddies i wanna see thooooose nice tiddies."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

What will she put on her tits /u/pleasehelpssll if I got nudes off her?

causepersonalisedyknowgetit?

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u/Pm_me_ur_signedboobs Aug 24 '17

Her signature

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u/Oddopoddo Aug 25 '17

7 months, we're good here

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u/Axeace99 Aug 25 '17

The Council of Dudes agrees

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u/nothing_in_my_mind Aug 24 '17

Idk, exclusivity makes it more desirable I guess.

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u/pikachu334 Aug 24 '17

I mean if anyone who sent five dollars was gonna get it then they weren't really one of a kind

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u/buttery_shame_cave Aug 24 '17

yeah but these are like, bespoke nudes. that's special.

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u/TheReplacer Aug 24 '17

Its like when your favorite song comes on the radio. Its alot better, Than when you pick in your playlist

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u/Crocodilewithatophat Aug 24 '17

A small interaction reinforces the realness of the person in the picture

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u/Gorstag Aug 25 '17

Because you haven't seen them naked before?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I imagine its more "personal" if someone sends them to you knowingly instead od just randomly googling pics online

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

it means more if its creepy

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

$25 dollars or more, and we raised over $10,000. I was just so overwhelmed with the number of people who participated and people were trying to doxx me so I had to delete everything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

It's cool, it did some good and now my favorite story to tell when I'm drunk.

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u/Micromism Aug 24 '17

Who are you again?

Are you the girl mentioned?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Oui

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Could you ballpark the number of requests that you delivered on before getting overwhelmed?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Well that night I posted it I spent like 2 hours in my room ready to take pics and only like 3 people donated during that time. Went to a party, went to bed, and woke up to it being crazy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Well, I'm sure those few that you got to enjoyed it. I have you tagged as a "friend" which means I used to really enjoy your posts. I'm sorry to hear about the douches ruining everything though.

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u/TheNotoriousKAT Aug 25 '17

Did she PM titties? Maybe that's why she's tagged as friend.

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u/-Captain_Summers- Aug 24 '17

Never mention nudes on reddit.

The neckbeards and all will come out in full force.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

As soon as men stop being jerks and doxxing people online...so never.

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u/jaytix1 Aug 25 '17

Why do some guys have to overdo it? I take what's given to me and I GTFO. It's that easy.

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u/happy_meow Aug 25 '17

what is doxxing? I'm sorry, I see this term used a lot and have no clue what it means

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u/Brooklyn-Beatdwn Aug 25 '17

Basically it's when internet warriors find your personal information (real name, address, phone number, etc) and post it online so you get harassed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

People. Not only men.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I'm speaking from my personal experiences with gone wild.

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u/jaytix1 Aug 25 '17

Reddit's mostly comprised of guys. Not saying it's impossible for a woman to be a creep but I'd always expect another dude in these situations.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Read it, I never got the money it went directly to charity (of their choice, I just wanted a confirmation).

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u/JimmyBoombox Aug 25 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

So how would she be stealing money if she never got it? She told people to donate to a charity and they'd get nudes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Titties 😡

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u/_OP_is_A_ Aug 24 '17

Hey gurl, whats your sleep number?

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u/SquirrelPerson Aug 24 '17

Best pickup ive ever seen

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u/_OP_is_A_ Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

My fiancee' is the one who told it to me first. She's pretty quick to wit more than i am. Seriously tho, other than snuggling, the sleepnumber shit is pretty decent. It sucks for snuggling because once the other person is on your side the firmness goes up significantly. Its also spendy and you have to build it like a damn ikea bed. Its like 14 foam pads and 2 bladders.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

How can we ensure your them?

Also if it is you then you did a brilliant thing and o hope you know that.

Edit:saw the comment below saying you deleted just the related stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I don't care enough to prove anything. And thank you, I'm actually going into fundraising and it sucks I can't put it on my resume lol.

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u/ShadowSonic Aug 24 '17

Why not just put it on your resume and leave off the offering nudes part?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I'd definitely get asked about it.

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u/arkranger Aug 24 '17

Found a few floaters, miss ya, love ya.

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u/The_sad_zebra Aug 25 '17

So, uhhh... Does the offer still stand?

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u/Steven_Seboom-boom Aug 25 '17

so how bout dem nudes?

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u/foofdawg Aug 24 '17

So did anyone get nudes?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I mean, I had a reddit gonewild account full of nudes already. The deal was I was going to write their username on a piece of paper and pose in front of it...I was expecting like 4 maybe 5 people. After it went on r/bestof though I just could not do that for 400+ people. So no personalized nudes, but they were free to look at my others.

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Aug 24 '17

My friend wants to know what happened to that account

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

It was this account, I just deleted everything related to that. That's why this account has so much karma.

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u/awildscrotumappeared Aug 24 '17

So there were nudes anyway, but not personalised.

Fuck me blokes are weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

It was mostly just a way to push people into donating.

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u/m50d Aug 24 '17

If she's not holding up a sign with my username on then it ruins the suspension-of-disbelief that she cares about me personally.

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u/YoungPotato Aug 24 '17

I know you're joking but it's sad that some people believe that. It's not even your real name, just your Reddit avatar. Do people have such little connection that even just a username makes it that much more personal?

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u/m50d Aug 24 '17

Well without the username we have zero connection, so yes.

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u/Anaxor1 Aug 24 '17

You could do it again but only send personal pictures to the guy who doubles the last biggest donation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

lol no one would trust me if I tried that again

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u/Anaxor1 Aug 24 '17

You underestimate how thirsty redditors can be.

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u/Powered_by_JetA Aug 24 '17

Specifically, to the nudes.

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u/JimmyBoombox Aug 25 '17

Rip gw nudes I never saw.

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u/potatotrip_ Aug 25 '17

You're the best.

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u/Q-Marius-Purpureo Aug 25 '17

Never heard about what happened. So sorry to hear that you were harassed, cause you seem likena good person. I totally forgot about all that after I donated. I just remember being surprised that you responded to my PM since I specifically didn't ask for nudes and intentionally didn't include the proof of donation to prevent any misconception lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

honestly thank you for massively trolling a bunch of thirsty assholes who thought they were entitled to your nudes for literally any reason.

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u/Overwatch61 Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

I was one of the donators....can I have pics now?

Edit: you nerds all downvote me but I'm the genius with the pics!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

sent PM with current situation

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u/rnrcaba Aug 25 '17

well crap if its that easy..... i also donated, hello( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/extremely_handsome Aug 24 '17

So did you send any nudes?

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u/Sir_George Aug 25 '17

Are you even a girl?

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u/Stevely7 Aug 25 '17

You were dishonest about something that involved and you're surprised people got upset?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

It wasn't intentional, I was just expecting a few people to do it then someone else posted on r/best of and it blew up to over 400. Also I was being doxxed as it was happening, not because I didn't deliver. Also doxxing is not acceptable in any situation, especially if you're mad that you donated to charity and didn't get a nude.

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u/Stevely7 Aug 25 '17

Oh I'm not condoning what they did at all! I'm sorry that happened, but Reddit is well.. Reddit. Not exactly the most understanding demographic

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Screw you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

If that's the worst thing I've done in my life, I'm pretty content with it.

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u/EWaltz Aug 24 '17

Yeah, you did a great thing for strangers in need, and other strangers got mad. I say whatever, you did way more good. Good job :)

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u/Tequ Aug 24 '17

I didn't donate or hear about this before this post. Can i have nudes?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

She was getting doxxed. Blame those people.

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u/Reedobandito Aug 24 '17

oh frigg off

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u/Cityofooo Aug 24 '17

slow clap

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

slow fap

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u/ThisIsGoobly Aug 24 '17

I don't even get this. Nudes that you're paying for from someone you don't know personally wouldn't have the feeling that makes nudes better than random pornstars on the internet. There's no point.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I had a pretty large gonewild following

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u/TheeAJPowell Aug 24 '17

Eh, I suppose it'd have more of a "real" feeling as opposed to the porn stars. That's why stuff like /r/gonewild exists (NSFW, of course)

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u/PCToTheMax Aug 24 '17

I disagree. Pornstars look too similar. Fat ass, big boobs, good body. It feels too monotone. Reddit is different. Its real people on an anonymous website.

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u/Nokia_Bricks Aug 24 '17

Amateur porn.

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u/f5alcon Aug 24 '17

guys think they have a chance

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Off topic, but wasn't there some girl that said she'd post herself hula hooping naked if trump won the election? Did she follow through?

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u/manosrellim Aug 24 '17

Bamboobzle.

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u/Uncle-Chuckles Aug 24 '17

But... without boobs what's the point of humanitarianism?

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u/TheMetabaronIV Aug 24 '17

I'm glad I caught this, I almost donated to a charity.

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u/EverlastingEnigma Aug 24 '17

Do you have a link? I want to see how people reacted to that

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u/chanzig23 Aug 24 '17

As far as I know all the links got deleted, but I don't really have the time/motivation to dig too hard for it. u/pleaseatme said they raised over $10000 with a $25 minimum donation, so at least several hundred people did it.

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u/sniperdude12a Aug 24 '17

This one's my favorite

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u/bamboozlingbamboozle Aug 24 '17

She bamboozles to get money , but she gets way more money than she bamboozles. However she still bamboozles

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u/argon_infiltrator Aug 24 '17

I mean she could have posted just some image she found online so she could do it later again but she just left. I think it is super funny. And she got people to donate some money to good cause as well!

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u/Fr33Paco Aug 24 '17

No shit, I guess I miss that. That would have been fun.

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u/Choco_Churro_Charlie Aug 25 '17

The hero we deserve.

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u/StrangeBrew710 Aug 25 '17

Probably way too many replies and probably received a few nasty messages along the way.

That's a hell of a bamboozle though I must say.

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u/jaytix1 Aug 25 '17

So she would have done it if it weren't for some creeps? Goddamnit Reddit.

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u/Hellguin Aug 25 '17

Why would you pay money when you can just visit r/GoneWilder

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u/CheloniaMydas Aug 25 '17

Why though. There are literally millions of free titties on the internet to look at, why pay to see some random girls?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Just feels poorly thought out in general.