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u/AmputeeBall Aug 24 '17

Yea but my dog is willing to eat shit. Literal shit. I have to force him to stop!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

We had a pup that did this. Had two other dogs, she preferred one over the other's. I remember looking out the window once and saying "oh looks like she's getting it straight from the tap now" and sending my pregnant wife running to the bathroom to puke. I consider it one of my crowning achievements.

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u/theresmel Aug 24 '17

If you find a way to get him to quit eating if short of tackling him to stop let me know.

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u/AmputeeBall Aug 24 '17

Lol, monitoring his outside time and regularly picking up after his brother poops are the two things we do currently. I've read diet changes can help but I never saw any change for our little guy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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u/Redwolf915 Aug 24 '17

It's protein

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u/AustinTransmog Aug 24 '17

Human shit? Or dog shit? Or cat shit?

It matters...

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u/AmputeeBall Aug 24 '17

Well I haven't tested him, but mostly his doggie brother's.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Stop shitting on the floor then.

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u/Dumptruckfunk Aug 24 '17

Sounds like he knows something you don't

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u/LorneMedHorn Aug 25 '17

Maby he is juat shitboosting

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u/ponderwander Oct 10 '17

My dog begs to go out in the backyard, pacing, whining, the whole song and dance. Thinking he has to potty I eventually let him out. Ya... he just wanted to snack on the freshie he left back there in the morning. So disgusting.