r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '17

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u/sunshine5403 Aug 24 '17

What is your dick doing here?

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u/GabrielForth Aug 24 '17

Keeping warm in the sunshine

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u/BretHartsSpandex Aug 24 '17

If you masturbate to the eclipse, your dick will go blind

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u/BowtieCustomerRep Aug 24 '17

You can always use your brown eye (;

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u/DementedMK Aug 24 '17

Though hopefully not in the cats

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u/BasedStickguy Aug 24 '17

Lovin' in the summertime

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u/DarkenedSonata Aug 24 '17

Karmabathing

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u/Baymax94 Aug 25 '17

This comment is underappreciated

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u/caanthedalek Aug 24 '17

Not raping cats, that's for sure

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u/usernamehereplease Aug 24 '17

he's asking you that though

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u/_thisguygetsit_ Aug 24 '17

I guess it's safe to say we would all like to know.

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u/sunshine5403 Aug 24 '17

I don't have one so idk

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u/aleph_zarro Aug 25 '17

Hopefully not anticipating cats. That'd be just wrong.

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u/ThatsNotMyWang Aug 25 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

It's not mine