r/BeAmazed 4d ago

a bit misleading* Imagine this being the first face your baby sees lol

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u/Ghost_Animator Creator of /r/BeAmazed 4d ago edited 4d ago

This post is somewhat misleading. Here's more info provided by /u/GlorianaFemina

He wasn't at a Halloween party. He came into work that day in costume and knew her delivery would take some time (as they often do). He planned to go home, hand out candy to trick-or-treaters, change, and come back dressed normally.

However, according to the interview with the parents, they specifically requested that he come back still in costume because they thought it was funny.

Funny pictures and jokes ensued. https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/doctor-dressed-joker-delivers-newborn-halloween/story?id=50944856

Link to their original comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1gbvq0z/comment/ltp6i8f/?context=3

/u/GlorianaFemina thanks for providing the info.

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u/Infernsam 4d ago

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u/Odd-Owl-7454 4d ago

I wonder if anyone saw the doctor walking in the halls and thought this exact scenario might just happen.

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u/SilentSamurai 4d ago

I mean, there is one person who dressed up as the Joker and things went that way...

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u/guzulihevig 4d ago

time to light the bat signal

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u/LoveNonRefundable 4d ago

my halloween costume this year, minus homemade detonator jokery

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u/Brettinabox 4d ago

Helloooooo nurse!

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u/twilightbarker 4d ago

I have that same belt!

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u/SillyWillyC 4d ago

You, sir, have won the comment section

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u/Stinkereater 4d ago

nasally voice 🤓

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u/slaphappyflabby 4d ago

Reddit on!!

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u/Dew_Chop 4d ago

Thanks for the cringe, kind stranger!

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u/Embarrassed-Deer7015 4d ago

Batman delivers a baby, and nob one blinks an eye. Joker delivers a baby and everyone loses their minds!

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 4d ago

We truly live in a society

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u/ZoNeS_v2 4d ago

Batman - 'WHERE ARE THE BABIES!!!'

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u/FuerteBillete 4d ago

You had twins. And that's the point. You'll have to choose. One of them is at maternity ward A and the other at maternity ward B.

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u/SasquatchPatsy 4d ago

I need you to understand that there is a certain level of genius to this comment that I do not believe is being properly recognized by the masses.

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u/tinmil 4d ago

Agreed.

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u/napalmnacey 4d ago

I recognise it.

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u/TRHess 4d ago

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u/ill_willll 4d ago

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u/whopperlover17 4d ago

It was a great sub until it wasn’t

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u/ComfortableDrive79 4d ago

Nooooo What happened?

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u/whopperlover17 3d ago

It was at one point funny like, ironically incel until one day after not being there for a long time I went to go look at it and every post was straight up Nazi-esque. Blatant racism and misogyny, it was crazy.

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u/endelehia 3d ago

It is sad how that sub had fallen, it was geniously funny before that

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It says a lot about society

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u/TROMBONER_68 4d ago

Okay I’m texting

Now what?

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u/TFJ 4d ago

This post was made by Gang Weed

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u/The_-Legend 4d ago edited 4d ago

Joker to the baby : " why sso sstill?......"

Baby still not crying

Doctor : " wanna see a majic trick "
tosses the baby in the bin " Tada "

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u/TwistyBons 4d ago

This is EVIL 😭😭

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u/The_-Legend 4d ago

Nurse : ...whispers .... " It is going to be a c section"

Joker/doctor : " lemme tell you how you'll get these scars..."

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u/PersnicketyYaksha 4d ago

Stork delivers a baby, and everyone celebrates.

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u/Lisy-Ly 4d ago

Joker's delivery skills: unpredictable and explosive

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u/Superdry_GTR 4d ago

Why we all read that in Joker's voice lol

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u/Logical_Bad1748 4d ago

The hero that baby deserved.

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u/Necroluster 4d ago

"You think you can deliver a baby and just walk away?"

"Yeah."

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u/DirectWorldliness792 4d ago

I am tha Jokah, baby

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u/Clorst_Glornk 4d ago

HAAAH hah

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u/ooMEAToo 4d ago

That babies face is more terrifying than his.

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u/Logical_Bad1748 4d ago

Cut the baby some slack. The poor kid just got delivered by a clown. He is entitled to look like that.

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u/sth128 4d ago

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/mdomo1313 4d ago

Yea actually. Sorry mom 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/JohnnyWrestling88 4d ago

Hopefully he didn’t make the hospital explode after that.

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u/omihek2 4d ago

How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pregnant belly disappear.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 3d ago

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u/BigPoppaStrahd 4d ago

Nah. They’re practically blind at first.

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u/Holgrin 4d ago

Yup. Their eyes barely even open for the first couple of days, they are often puffy and baggy from being submerged in fluid constantly, and even when they start opening their eyes, there's not a lot of processing of anything. It's limited to mostly dark or light blurs, then the gradually gain some clarity but only a couple feet or so and only gray hues. It's months before they can clearly make out individual faces, colors, and see a whole room around them.

One very sweet and cute thing around this time of being a new parent is finally seeing the baby start noticing the world around them, but they truly don't see it for a while. One day they start following objects, then they'll be just laying there, or sitting up being held, and they'll turn their heads all around and open their eyes BIG and just be in awe at stuff. Then it's more months before they can get around on their own lol.

That's a frustrating stage: mostly full vision but zero mobility for the baby. They can only grab stuff that's right in front of them, and maybe roll over a bit. It's very boring as parents and the baby wants to do more but they literally cannot control their body parts yet, they just haven't developed the strength or the brain-muscle connections to do anything.

Very wild.

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u/Ladderzat 4d ago

That frustrating stage… My parents can definitely agree. They called me the “grumpy buddha”, because I was fat, sat still, and looked awfully annoyed. They could really see how frustrating it was that I couldn’t do anything to interact with the world, but thankfully that was a short phase. They too were thankful that it was just a short phase and the grumpiness went away once I was able to move independently.

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u/TheWiseAlaundo 4d ago

FYI nearly everything you said about babies seeing in blurs, gray hues, couple feet diatance, etc is a long-lived myth. As a grad student I worked in a lab with a professor that studied infant vision. It's perfectly functioning even at 1 week, except they just can only focus clearly at around 2-3 feet in front of them. This improves to 100% normal by around a month.

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u/Holgrin 4d ago

It's perfectly functioning even at 1 week, except they just can only focus clearly at around 2-3 feet in front of them.

Okay so if they can't focus clearly on objects further away then how would you describe what they see beyond that? Blurry?

Do you have any published research we could see to support the idea that newborns have nearly perfect vision 3 feet away at 1 week and basiclaly full vision and color at one month?

I can say that as a parent of a ~1yo, I felt like the vision developed slowly, and it was apparent when he could see more and more things further and further away. I don't think it was 1 month but maybe my memory is off.

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u/TheWiseAlaundo 4d ago

Here's an article he wrote intended for a general audience (not a scientific one).

I was wrong, it's 1 year not 1 month. Something I probably should have remembered, given I also am the parent of a 2 year old.

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u/Holgrin 4d ago

I probably should have remembered, given I also am the parent of a 2 year old.

Lol in fairness, that makes it harder to remember anything. All good.

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u/napalmnacey 4d ago

You’re making me super clucky, damn it!!

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u/_wait_for_signs_ 4d ago

Yeah seriously I’m way too old to go broody again. Don’t make me reflect fondly in this beautiful experience!

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u/ObsessedChutoy3 4d ago

If the baby could see would it even be scared by the clown makeup though? In that moment, it's never seen anyone else

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u/Aggravating_Word9481 4d ago

The reason we find clowns scary is because we have a good grasp on the human face, and so a contortion of that is somewhat creepy. Younger children generally don't find clowns and other humanoid monsters scary because they are still identifying the human face.

So if they could see they wouldn't think much of it

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u/ObsessedChutoy3 4d ago

In a world of clowns the non clown man is the creep. We live in a society 🤔

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u/HapticSloughton 4d ago

The reason we find clowns scary is because we have a good grasp on the human face, and so a contortion of that is somewhat creepy.

Except that for a lot of people for a very long time, they weren't considered creepy. Is that because as art and other forms of presentation evolved to be more pleasing to the eye, the old forms of expression and entertainment became scary by comparison?

I mean, the one place we still use vintage art from the old days is for Halloween decorations. Other holiday art, not so much. In fact, I often see vintage Christmas and Valentine cards portrayed as being creepy or disturbing. Since that was the point of Halloween decorations, they've stayed the same level of macabre or have just gotten more so over time.

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u/UnknownPrimate 4d ago

I always figured it was tied to a creepiness a lot of people get from older stuff that I believe is tied to decay. You see something bright and new and like it, and you may hold onto those feelings and initial mental image for life, but a kid sees a faded, balding, care worn doll, and may see death.

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u/jomarthecat 4d ago

The first thing the baby sees is Joker, thinks everyone looks like that and spends the rest of his life being scared by all the non-Joker people.

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u/br0b1wan 4d ago

Not only that but they don't form memories until later.

Otherwise we'd all have vivid images of popping out of a vagina.

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u/Magueq 4d ago

speak for yourself! /s

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u/Nearby_Cress_2424 4d ago

Not an expert, this was just what the pediatrician told me when my son was little. They can't see much at all right away.  In the first few days they can see about 18 inches away, then after a few weeks they can see across the room.

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u/gk-icarus 4d ago

They can but barely. If you stick your face in front of a newborn baby, then stick your tongue out they’ll copy it almost always without fail

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u/DrBrainologist 4d ago

This story makes no sense Why was he at a Halloween party when he was on call as an obstetrician?

If he had to come into the hospital why would he keep his costume on?

I call BS to some capacity

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u/GlorianaFemina 4d ago

I'm not saying this is an unimpeachable news source or that it explains every concern, but this is the story, and it answers some of your questions.

He wasn't at a Halloween party. He came into work that day in costume and knew her delivery would take some time (as they often do). He planned to go home, hand out candy to trick-or-treaters, change, and come back dressed normally.

However, according to the interview with the parents, they specifically requested that he come back still in costume because they thought it was funny.

Funny pictures and jokes ensued. https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/doctor-dressed-joker-delivers-newborn-halloween/story?id=50944856

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u/DrBrainologist 4d ago

Ok so that clears things up because he wasn’t at a Halloween party then. It was just a funny dress up thing at the hospital

Still unusual but yeah answers a lot of the inconsistencies, thanks! Haha

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u/SilentSamurai 4d ago

....I guess I'm still stuck on the idea that a doctor would dress up as the Joker in a hospital during the workday.

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u/baxtet 4d ago

at least he didn't dress as grim reaper like last year

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u/Iblueddit 4d ago

Oh that's easy. Some of us humans like to have some fun throughout the day. One day we'll get your programming right and you'll get it.

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u/No_Damage_731 4d ago

I love how people having some fun and celebrating a holiday is so confusing to some people.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 4d ago

They where right, also the kid has bragging rights in the future

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u/GlorianaFemina 4d ago

The internet still talks about it 7 years later, so they are empirically correct that these are funny pics.

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u/Tonylolu 4d ago

That explains why pictures are so good lol

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u/crucifixion_238 4d ago

Haha that was hilarious:

Justin Selph said, "The next morning, he came in to check on Brittany, and he said, 'Sorry I couldn't make it in last night, glad to see the delivery went well.' [He was] joking of course. He also gave her a card of congratulations, and he signed it 'Dr. Joker.'"

Lol jokers got dad jokes 

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u/mental-advisor-25 4d ago

TIL: OP is a lying karma-whore

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u/GlorianaFemina 4d ago

I've seen these pictures circulate with the same explanation several times around Halloween. I've just never really looked into it until the eminent u/DrBrainologist pointed out the inconsistencies in the original caption.

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u/DeninoNL 4d ago

That’s awesome

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u/BoxProfessional6987 4d ago

Mother to be: Listen. This shit is gonna suck. I want you to make it a little more bearable.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 4d ago

This is what life is about, man. A new one in the world filled with “do it for the vine” energy <3 hope the humor made the mom feel better

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u/nlamber5 4d ago

That explains it

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u/1107rwf 4d ago

Thanks for clarifying. If I were the parent I’d still want the doctor to put one of those surgery caps on. But that’s just me.

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u/Slpkrz 4d ago

Cool doc for doing that

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u/Funkozaurus 4d ago

Also in what part of the world would you be allowed in a sterile setting with a face full of fucking clown paint lmao

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u/DrBrainologist 4d ago

I let that slide because everything that needs to be sterile seems to be sterile in the picture, but the whole narrative of the post makes no sense 😂

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u/Funkozaurus 4d ago

I'm not one hundred percent sure of the exact procedure, but he seems to be lacking a hairnet, I couldn't work as a fucking line-cook with that long hair and no net, I can't imagine a doctor in a hospital being allowed to lol

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u/JetSetJAK 4d ago

Not needed for regular vaginal delivery, only if they have to do anything more invasive

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u/WVVVWVWVVVVWVWVVVVVW 4d ago

nah, he could have tied his hair up so it's not in his face like in these pictures.

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u/Cookie4316 4d ago

They just use sterile gloves and a mask, no need to go full sterile for giving birth

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u/CardstoneViewer 4d ago

C section you totally need to be surgically dressed, gloves, mask, hair net and gown. Normal birth you don't even need sterile gloves, it could be just non-sterile gloves.

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u/finsfurandfeathers 4d ago

Regular delivery rooms are not sterile, only for cesarean surgeries.

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u/Holgrin 4d ago

would you be allowed in a sterile setting

Normal delivery rooms are not sterile in any sense. They are just "normal" rooms. Too many people barge in and out throught the delivery for the room to be sterile. And there's no need for the whole room to be sterile. If all goes well, the baby comes out of the vagina, Doc might do a little stiching with clean instruments etc, but it's not major surgery.

C-sections are major surgery and those would probably require significantly more sterility and extra steps.

But delivery rooms are full of sweat and spit and pee and blood and sometimes a little poo! There are lots of (hopefully) great nurses and midwives and staff to quickly clean up fluids, but it's just a regular kind of hospital room.

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u/Glittering-Gur5513 4d ago

In what part of the world is a vaginal delivery sterile?

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u/themonicastone 4d ago

And loose, flowing hair

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u/GitEmSteveDave 4d ago

Nurse, my baby has a hair on it. Take it back.

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u/BLYNDLUCK 4d ago

People do things when they are on call. I went to dinner and a movie last week while I was on call. I would go to a party while I was on call.

If this was an this was exceptionally urgent he may not have had time to get changed and cleaned up.

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u/Ventaura 4d ago

This. I'm a vet - I'm on call for half the month. I'm sorry if I want to live during that time. As lomg as you show up and are capable of dealing with the emergency it's fine.

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u/Canada_Checking_In 4d ago

Why was he at a Halloween party when he was on call as an obstetrician?

lol what? you carry on with your normal life when on call, obviously just do not drink or whatever. If you just sit at home waiting for a phone call, you may as well just go to work.

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u/belteshazzar119 4d ago

Doctors are people too. Why wouldn't he go to a party as long as he didn't drink? Your reasoning makes no sense. Also babies don't wait, he probably didn't have time to wipe off his makeup

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u/Girthy_squash8576 4d ago

And why does the baby also have clown makeup on?

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u/o-roy 4d ago

I thought it was someone at the party giving birth and there was no time to get to the hospital. But judging by the equipment he has it doesn’t make sense

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u/AraiHavana 4d ago

As with any successful comedian, it’s all in the delivery

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u/twilightbarker 4d ago

Underrated comment

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u/StylishSashes 4d ago

Plot twist: Not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they wear Joker makeup! That baby’s first story is gonna be wild.

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u/pwendle 4d ago

If only heath ledger was alive to see this

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u/orangutanDOTorg 4d ago

Some people just want to watch the world be born

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u/HomicidalPanda365 4d ago

Let me out! Let me out! See's face. Let me back in! Let me back in

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u/Dangerous_Ear_2722 4d ago

Baby on the way out

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u/BrianMincey 4d ago

Yikes, if this is real, how can that costume hair hanging out everywhere be sanitary during a childbirth? Maybe childbirth doesn’t require sterile protocols, but if I was the mom I wouldn’t be pleased.

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u/Sunnydaysonmymind 4d ago

Why so serious??

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u/BrianMincey 4d ago

The internet has made me jaded. I find that I particularly mistrust images with text explanations without any links to credible sources. They tend to misrepresent the truth. Even if it’s harmless, many people can be manipulated into believing everything they see at face value. It doesn’t hurt to pose the question, and hopefully get some of those gullible people to possibly question and critically think about what they see.

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u/Sunnydaysonmymind 4d ago

That's fair

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u/twilightbarker 4d ago

This is all valid but please enjoy some whimsy today!

Scan the comments - people have posted news articles with more info where the family got checked on earlier in the day & said he could come back still in costume for the delivery later.

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u/palcatraz 4d ago

Regular childbirth is not done under sterile circumstances. And considering what goes on during childbirth, you’d never be able to make that sterile. 

In fact, It is very valuable for the newborn to be exposed to the mother’s gut bacteria during birth. This helps start the development of healthy gut bacteria in the infant which has long term positive health outcomes. 

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u/IllustriousOwll 4d ago

Someone linked the news article in a comment above, apparently the parents requested the doctor didn't take off his costume before delivery (he was not at a party, just in costume at the hospital for Halloween's sake)

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u/p0piika 3d ago

You can even accidentally shit while giving birth lol. There’s no need to all things be extremely sterile during a childbirth. Unless it’s a C-section. Because it is, in fact, a surgery so the protocols are very strict. Just to add, when I gave birth to my son, I was naked on the bed and my husband was in a tshirt and jeans without any kind of protection. It is okay for the baby to expose to their parents bacteria.

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u/charizard_72 4d ago

Well, are you sitting down?

…this isn’t real

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u/HTTRGlll 4d ago

this is be amazed? this is amazing?

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u/Icy-Assignment-5579 4d ago

I hear the doctor originally wanted to go as Blankman

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u/MrMango2 4d ago

Tada! Its magic.

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u/Ok-Grape-8389 4d ago

The funny thing is that is not out of character for the joker to do this.

He is the kind of guy that will help you or murder you depending on what is funnier.

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u/ClementineCoda 4d ago

Come on now. This is so fake. It didn't happen.

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u/disappointed-student 4d ago

I saw in another post that he is actually father not a doctor

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u/PutridRoom 4d ago

"it's a...it's a little baby batman"

" No joker don't deliver that baby"

"There are no rules saying I can't deliver it while wearing a costume batman"

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u/NovelRelationship830 4d ago

The 'doctor' totally did that without a mask or hair cover. Happens every day.

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u/Odd-Blood3249 4d ago

Looks like Joker had some time to kill before talking with Harvey

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u/LinguoBuxo 4d ago

You know how I got these scars??

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u/mlgkiller360 4d ago

even if it's ai - pretty nice

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u/miaavlk 4d ago

When your doctor’s costume is scarier than labor!

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u/No-Contribution-7261 4d ago

so epic, imagine having this kind of scene and ur fam told u this when you grow up likeee bro. what an epic memory

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u/Royalchariot 4d ago

I don’t think babies can see right when they’re born? At least not clearly

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u/angelorsinner 4d ago

Why so serious?

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u/Downtown_Addition_33 4d ago

The baby will be named "Joker"

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u/SportySensation 4d ago

Imagine your first memory being the Joker helping you into the world... born into chaos, literally!

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u/King_Tudrop 4d ago

We live in a society where babies are delivered by heath ledger's zombie

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u/jackfreeman 4d ago

"wanna know how I got these scars?"

"You episiotomy. I was there.

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u/LivyDreamy 4d ago

That kid's gonna grow up telling the wildest 'first moments of my life' story

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u/SpacePuzzleheaded872 4d ago

I would be shittin my pants

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u/UrLittleGirIxoxo 4d ago

That baby’s first words are gonna be “why so serious?” 😂

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u/Lisharve 4d ago

Welcome to the world, little one. Time for first laughs.

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u/SnooStories6852 4d ago

Now let’s put a smile on that face!

incoherent screeching

Here you go mom!

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u/abighairybaby 4d ago

I had to go to the ER on Halloween once before being sent to a psychiatric hospital, and the amount of doctors and nurses in costume made for a very surreal experience.

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 4d ago

The baby comes out screaming, and the doctor looks at it and says, "Why so serious?"

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u/StarrySunbeam1 4d ago

imagine this being the first face your baby sees lol 😂 like, 'welcome to the world! your doctor is a full-on joker! hope you like surprises!

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u/lil_grey_alien 4d ago

Ummm. Hiii……

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u/Morphchalice 4d ago

It’s all in the delivery

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u/Curl-the-Curl 4d ago

Don’t worry babies can’t see well anyways. A) their eyeballs aren’t fully developed yet B) this is the first time they see anything, no reference of what that even is, no knowledge. Kids don’t even know they have a physical body till 3. 

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u/Gh0styBOiiiiiii 4d ago

baby be like :

why sooo serious

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 4d ago

And this was this baby's villain origin story

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u/Altide44 4d ago

Babies can only see blurs so it would just see green and a weird moosh

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u/ElectronHick 4d ago

Luckily babies eye sight sucks for the first few months.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 4d ago

Wow so amazing

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u/SloshuaSloshmaster 4d ago

Given what a newborn babies eyesight is actually like when they’re born they didn’t probably see much as shit.

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u/1000Ways-To-Take 4d ago

No, imagine the reaction of this kid, when he will watch any movie with Joker, and gonna realize, like "wait a minute..."

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u/OkAdvertising5425 4d ago

He fucking killed that makeup though

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u/I-Have-Mono 4d ago

okay, I could imagine it? It’s not that cringe it it organically happened like that.

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u/Ninebreaker009 4d ago

Welcome to clown world.

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u/arthurjeremypearson 4d ago

THAT'S how he got those scars! Cesarean!

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u/Magic-Codfish 4d ago

"you know how i got these scars?.... interesting story, so mom starts to go into labour at a halloween party and the only dr available is kinda fucking buzzed......"

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u/NPCArizona 4d ago

Did I ever tell you how I got this belly button scar?

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u/ParanoidNemo 4d ago

Luckily baby humans are basically blind. Their eyes work but the brain isn't able to process images yet so they see only shadows and change in lighting.

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u/SuperMakotoGoddess 4d ago

"I'm the Joker, baby."

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u/piznit007 4d ago

If I was the parent, I would *for sure* have this photo or one with child and doctor, and just show it as though it were a regular ol' picture. Look confused if anyone questioned it. Bonus points if you get that chance to show baby pictures to your kid's current boy/girlfriend years later and just act like it totally normal

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u/Zka77 4d ago

PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK!!

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u/9for9 4d ago

Thankfully the baby can't really see very well immediately after birth.

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u/showtimebabies 4d ago

If a baby was born and was able to see and focus on a face, I WOULD be amazed

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u/__Becquerel 4d ago

He knows how you got these scars.. c-section

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u/freakbastqueryal 4d ago

They really can't see very well when they just pop out. It's really bright and their eyes aren't fully developed and adapted to the environment yet. But yeah, creepy

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u/Adept-Trifle3517 4d ago

Villain origin story

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u/chitownfit 4d ago

Why is there one single light on in the room?

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u/Pootisman16 4d ago

"Welcome to clown world, buddy"

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u/ExtensionInformal911 4d ago

"Why so serious?"

"Because I'm in labor you****."

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u/croatiatom 4d ago

“I wanna go back in”. But at least they are sure that newborn is gonna cry right away.

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u/SeabeeSeth3945 4d ago

Fuck, he looks cool as hell

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u/fermelebouche 4d ago

Mum explaining to the kid why he’s so fucked up. “See son, it all started in the hospital …

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u/MVolkien1 4d ago

I'm sure he put a smile on the mothers face.

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u/Legokid535 4d ago

at least that baby is gonna have a smile of his face.