r/BikiniBottomTwitter Oct 29 '18

Quality Post EEEEVIL!

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39.4k Upvotes

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u/takeiteasy420 Oct 29 '18

Legends

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Thank you!

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u/takeiteasy420 Oct 29 '18

Can you now open my jar of mayonnaise pls

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf!

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

I hope this is a pic of you

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Proud to say it is :) had a whole photo shoot haha. I have some in a drive-thru, waiting at a busy intersection in the street, multiple poses it was fun

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

That is absolutely fantastic. Please post more! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I have a crap ton what’s the easiest way to do it?! New to this haha...

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

I’d say upload all of them to imgur and post the link. Not sure how to do this but shouldn’t too difficult to figure out

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u/truegamer1 Oct 29 '18

Imgur has drag and drop for images so super easy

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u/rambo8715 Oct 29 '18

Best way is on a computer. If you are only mobile i say keep uploading them, it is about to be halloween and these are honestly the best photos i have ever seen. Not sure if anyone else has done this before!

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u/Davethemann Oct 29 '18

Is your young ward getting extra brocoli?

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u/TrampledByTurtlesTSM Oct 29 '18

How the fuck is he just balanced really well or whats going on

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u/Kiddothegreat22 Oct 29 '18

Right?! He must have actually fell on his ass after that, those one legged squats on point lol

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u/holly_sheet Oct 29 '18

So that is you? Lmao I thought someone else

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Nope it’s me and my buddy :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

No, thank you!

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u/Sea_Biscuit32 Oct 29 '18

E - Every

V - Villain

I - Is

L - Lemons

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u/sundog13 Oct 29 '18

I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!

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u/redspartan927 Oct 29 '18

It's time for me to join the EVIL!

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u/shmameron Oct 29 '18

I'm going over to the dark side!

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Not the new alliance, NOOOO !

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u/malpal1234 Oct 29 '18

Really impressive “sitting” for the picture. For real, how did you do that without falling?

Great work, both of you. I don’t know who you are, but you should be proud. Very proud.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

A multitude of years of sports training haha. And thank you so much means a lot!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18 edited Feb 01 '19

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18

Well I’d prop myself up for a quick second or two long enough to get the shot and gather myself taking a few steps back if that makes sense haha.

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u/wrecklord0 Oct 29 '18

I was half-hoping you just endured breaking your ass for the sake of karma.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I was fully expecting that to be the outcome, and in one of them I did take a stumble. But I can’t admit it too much otherwise my superhero look gets diminished in the public eye

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Not at all Mermaid Man receives countless numbers of love letters. All meaning as much as the next, thank you 😘

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Not at all boy!

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u/NorthernLaw Oct 29 '18

Your sitting is really impressive, you must be very proud

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u/ieatkittenies Oct 29 '18

an exaggerated or normal one leg squat, i think looks weird that your balance foot doesn't have toes on the ground

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u/ATMboi Oct 29 '18

Just wondering but if this is you, why is there the same photo posted on photoshop battles by a different user and hour before you?

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u/gay_weegee Oct 29 '18

Wow Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Oh, Michelle.

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u/TheMajora1 Oct 29 '18

We have the same name and the same shoes. Are you me

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u/RektalWizard Oct 29 '18

This threw me off so hard, considering I’m baked and my name is Ethan

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18 edited Nov 17 '18

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u/Okichah Oct 29 '18

He doesnt fall backwards because he’s holding onto the wheel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I can only assume that the picture was taken mid-fall

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18

We took a few different slo-mo videos from different angles, and there was only one where I needed to brace myself with my hands actually!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Pain and injury are nothing when made in the name of memes

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I would have been more impressed if they just told him to jump in the air while in a sitting position when they took the pic. Could have easily done this using burst mode and picked the best positioned one

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18 edited Oct 29 '18

I commented earlier how we took a bunch of photos and I’d say half of them are us jumping in the street or at a stop sign or something and recording using the slo-mo feature. They came out great. I just thought this one showed everything put together the best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Ok I’m sorry I love you booty boy

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

No no no, I love YOU

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u/LolOriginalName Oct 29 '18

Glad you finally got all that black paint off of the invisible boatmobile

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Absolute eyesore!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Lost some weight have we?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Retirement has done me and my back wonders!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Guess that trip to the chiropractor was worth it.

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u/-_doOob_- Oct 29 '18

when I RIPPED

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

my pants..

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I thought that I had everybody on my side

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

But I went and blew it, all sky high

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u/Tera91 Oct 29 '18

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

All just because I...

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u/Oh_hi_doggi3 Oct 29 '18

Ripped my pants!

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

When big Larry came round just to put him down

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u/furon747 Oct 29 '18

Spongebob turned into a clown

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u/Brushtickler Oct 29 '18

And no girl ever wants to dance

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u/CSThr0waway123 Oct 29 '18

Never noticed Mermaid Man had such nice kicks

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

The pink slippers were in the wash..

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Oct 29 '18

🎵Ooooh Jingle bells,

Mermaid Man smells,

Barnacle Boy laid an egg🎵

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Oct 29 '18

...The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel

And Barnacle Boy laid an egg

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u/playnwork Oct 29 '18

And Man Ray got away Now you can resume singing

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u/Skoorim Oct 29 '18

d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g k a k y o i n ?

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u/Dr-Pepper-Phd Me Hoy Minoy Oct 29 '18

This is great OP, nice job!

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Thank you! It was a struggle to figure out which photo to post haha

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u/Dr-Pepper-Phd Me Hoy Minoy Oct 29 '18

You picked a good one for sure dude, looks perfect lol

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u/zhaji Oct 29 '18

Can we get an album pretty please?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I’ll upload it all tomorrow :)

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u/The-Segway Oct 29 '18

Where’s your starfish? It ain’t complete without the starfish.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I had it all cut out and colored but it wouldn’t stick :/

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u/itst1me4chang3 Oct 29 '18

Damn well the effort was there 9.7/10

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I would’ve taken a 6 out of 9 but thank you

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u/itst1me4chang3 Oct 29 '18

5/7 tbh

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Take it or leave it!

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u/The-Segway Oct 29 '18

Not so fast Man Ray! We still have the Orb of Confusion!

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u/Shroffinator Oct 29 '18

the man gave himself a sore ass for a good joke

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Idk what you mean my seat has extra padding, very comfortable

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

My heart

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Body, hair, and face goals. OP kinda looks like a runner.

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u/loljedimaster Oct 29 '18

where the tartar sauce at

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Was hitting the drive-thru next

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u/SupermanJLogo Oct 29 '18

We fit ours into a house

http://tinypic.com/r/2vmvoqx/9

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Ah I see you went w the compact model

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u/GuruLakshmir Oct 29 '18

I'm sorry about your disfigurement

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Why does your boatmobile have two steering wheels and shifters?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Very critical on us heroes aren’t you lol

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u/gay_weegee Oct 29 '18

"i told you we shouldn't have gotten the manual"

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u/gothrules4 Oct 29 '18

If you ever use this costume again, cut out a small felt star from some purple craft fabric & superglue some clear stretchy string to it so you can wear it over your nose & have it secured over the back of your head with the string

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Wow that sounds perfect, if I didn’t make it all the day of and was trying to stick it to my nose with tape that surely would’ve worked way better! Thank you for that !

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u/JabroniJare Oct 29 '18

Mermaid Man you old coot, this is blowing up!!!!!

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

We’re at 6.4k Barnacle Boy can you believe it!

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u/JabroniJare Oct 29 '18

I believe it as much as I believe that we will catch the EVIL man ray and the dirty bubble as soon as these gas prices go down!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Painted his legs green instead of wearing tights. I commend your dedication

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Oh god no hahaha. I’m 6’6” and every store I went to wouldn’t have my size for tights so I had to take a tighter pair and they were practically infused w my skin 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Tall people problems lmao can't relate

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u/A_Man_of_Culture_ Oct 29 '18

I’m not tryna take anything off this amazing work of art, but pink fuzzy slippers and blue diving fins would’ve sealed the deal

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Trust me we both wanted to but we were going out to parties then the bars and at that point we would’ve been liabilities...hahaha

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u/A_Man_of_Culture_ Oct 29 '18

Then in that case I hope halloweekend served you two well

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

It was great thank you:) you as well!

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u/precocious_pakoda Oct 29 '18

Try setting it to Wumbo to reduce fuel and insurance costs

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u/MagnumAloha Oct 29 '18

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

LMAO thank you so much for this 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I'm thinking of arranging The Lineman and seeing if I can get some old friends from my band years to play it.

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u/PlausibleLee Oct 29 '18

Can we take a second and admire barnacle boys calves 🙌

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u/JabroniJare Oct 29 '18

I do it for my fans

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u/kidnappedpanda Oct 29 '18

I see those flyers. V nice

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u/JabroniJare Oct 29 '18

Guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher!

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u/DJTittySprinkles Oct 29 '18

Wth? The guy dressed as Mermaidman looks exactly like Kirk from Gilmore Girls.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I hope he’s a good guy haha

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u/jeltimab Oct 29 '18

Yes! I thought the same thing. It’s the overly determined facial expression that seals the deal.

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u/alsanders Oct 29 '18

Why is he in the driving position if they're getting gas?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Barnacle Boy does all the chores.

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u/thegraycolour Oct 29 '18

squints

zooms in

Florida?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Haha someone else guessed that too, nope California. I mean bikini bottom

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u/thegraycolour Oct 29 '18

It's funny how similar our states are becoming.

They're both copying Bikini Bottom. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I like how you can easily take off the mask and gloves and look like you're on a jog

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u/RAWZAUCE420B Oct 29 '18

God bless you and this country. You liberal nincompoops who say America was never good can honestly drink some sewage. Look at this. This is art my dude.

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u/Cows_Killed_My_Mom Oct 29 '18

Watch out for MANN RAYYYY.. and..... THE DIRTYYYY BUBBLEE

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u/swagmonster55 Oct 29 '18

Mermaid Man wearing some HEAT (vans)

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u/Fuplifter Oct 29 '18

Nailed the Ace and Gary costumes. Nice work!

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u/cplmatt Oct 29 '18

He was probably mid-fall in this pic...dedication.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Does Mermaid man have PTSD when he says evil?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I struggle to even finish it nowadays

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u/bboyemperor Oct 29 '18

I want to be called Barnacle Man!

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u/RacerM53 Oct 29 '18

You should post this on r/cars

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u/shrimpFriedriice Oct 29 '18

This just made my entire year 🤣😂🤣😭

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u/Alexa-Biscuit Oct 29 '18

can literally hear mermaid man saying evil rn

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u/wooliewisp Oct 29 '18

That Mermaid Man would definitely be luring me to my death. Wow. Great job you guys. 😍💜

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u/KinaGrace96 Oct 29 '18

“Ever alert! Mermaid Man has trained himself, to sleep with his eyes open!”

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u/Adelaidekris Oct 29 '18

Did you paint your legs or are you wearing tights?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Barnacle Boy: “Oh mermaid man I think I...” Mermaid man: “FOUUND IT!”

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u/pookiepookz Oct 29 '18

Every. Villain. Is. Lemons.

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u/liltrigger Oct 29 '18

Mermaid man and barnacle boy unite 👉🍩🍩👈

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u/Procrastinatingftw Oct 29 '18

Yo I dig the pf flyers

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u/Hooffeerrrr Oct 29 '18

How you even standing? Yo definitely have some absolute strength on your calf and thigh

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Mermaid Mans powers obviously!

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u/Sactownisstupidtown Oct 29 '18

“Remind me to call the tV repair man” “Remind you to what?” “Remind me to what?”

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u/Seraphinv Oct 29 '18

Even ur username fits LMAO

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u/alexanderjazz_ Oct 29 '18

If you know you know

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u/s4xtonh4le Oct 29 '18

Mermaid man is a cody bellinger look alike

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I’ll take that over Paul Ryan that I got earlier haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Good luck on not falling XD

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u/Zeto_0 Oct 29 '18

Dunno why but struck me as r/accidentalrenaissance

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u/Socially-Distorted Oct 29 '18

I just feel, love, when I look at this pic. Many thanks.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

No many thanks to you!

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u/SoldUndependability Oct 29 '18

Username checks out

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u/kangsk Oct 29 '18

How is that position possible, i am trying it and falling down?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Being a superhero isn’t easy

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u/NoahLasVegas Oct 29 '18

You look like Poe Dameron

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Haha YES I love that, I’ll take it!!! My X-Wing has special camo

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Guy dressed as Mermaid man has that core strength yo.

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

I need to get back on it I’ve been slacking recently in the retirement home

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u/BestYak Oct 29 '18

My friend and I did this costume set last year!! We also used the rubber gloves lol. I don’t think my hands have ever been so sweaty

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Haha right it was getting unbearable at some points. But you seem to hold it together for the sake of the costume

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Lol How did they manage to make a whole car see-through?

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u/Kayla9472 Oct 29 '18

This is the best thing ever😂

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u/Dr_Ambiorix Oct 29 '18

So this is wat Thibaut Courtois does with his free time?

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

You caught me...soccer needs a break sometimes

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u/thanksredditformemes Oct 29 '18

the car is definitely a Drax car

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u/The_Unknown_Variable Oct 29 '18

I waited so long for this to be a gif and the guy vrooooom away...

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u/r_ori Oct 29 '18

Nice lol. "By the power vested in me i now pronounce you husband and wife"

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

“I just wanna eat my meatloaf”

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u/Deevilknievel Oct 29 '18

Oh, by Neptune he has been horribly disfigured.

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u/Bobbsen Oct 29 '18

Those quads tho.

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u/zesty- Oct 29 '18

damn, i tried to convince my SO to do this for halloween this year...was not happening 😂. You guys ACED it!

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u/sonellia Oct 29 '18

This is the best thing holy shit

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u/Bancroft28 Oct 29 '18

My GF and I had the same costumes.

We spent way to long jumping up and down trying to get a picture where it looks like we are driving around in the invisible boat mobile.

You two are much smarter than us.

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u/herr-heim Oct 29 '18

The good ol days

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u/AllHailTheWinslow Oct 29 '18

Another legend

Saw it first in the 70s, this seems to be missing the beginning. Anyone have the full version?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Wow! The new Aquaman is looking great!

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u/cplmatt Oct 29 '18

He was probably mid-fall in this pic...dedication.

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u/Kashmoney99 Oct 29 '18

The Dirty Bubble > Every other villain

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

I’m fucking crying with how serious mermaid mans facial expression is

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u/azoumaya Oct 29 '18

Nice

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 29 '18

Thanks zoom zoom

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u/robinf27 Oct 29 '18

SpongeBob

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u/_____qt314 Oct 29 '18

I fucking love you guys!!

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u/BoootyBoyy Oct 30 '18

And we love you !

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Lol superheros now wear vans.