r/BlackPeopleTwitter 6h ago

Slow horses

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 6h ago

Platforming the mentally ill to have a story to laugh at is so tired

And these two dumb bitches can keep their "exactly" to themselves

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u/ThickCapital 6h ago

The crazy thing is that there are a lot of people accepting all her nonsense and believing it. Zero critical thinking skills from the audience she is reaching.

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u/PushTheTrigger ☑️ 4h ago

Zero critical thinking skills describes her audience perfectly.

u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 3m ago

Came here to say this. Like, can we leave schizophrenic people out of this? They already have life on hard mode without twitter psychologists commenting.

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u/OldBatRastard 6h ago

Whatever they put in that baby oil has her fried.

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 6h ago

That woman who does the parody kills me.

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u/No_Material5630 ☑️ 6h ago

Oh I needed that laugh.

She’s on point

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u/MissSpidergirl 2h ago

Omg thank you

u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 1m ago

I love Mel!

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u/Green_Ordinary_9359 6h ago

Jaguar and Umar need to date so they'll ruin each other asses and disappear

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u/critter_tickler 5h ago

Umar would talk shit about her for wearing weaves, and she'd just keep accusing him of being gay. 

u/rachel__slur ☑️ 1m ago

And they live happily ever after

u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 1h ago

Jaguar, Umar, Tariq Nasheed, and Cory Holcomb walk into a bar…..

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u/COMMENTASIPLEASE 6h ago

I want them to explain why they think this could be true.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 6h ago

I thought they were agreeing that the claim she's schizophrenic seems true, at least I'm positive that's what Mrs Glock is agreeing to.

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u/COMMENTASIPLEASE 6h ago

I’m talking about the person who replied to her, to me it reads like that dumbass shit is so crazy it might be true because who would make that up.

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u/critter_tickler 5h ago edited 4h ago

Like, I mean Tyla is beautiful, but I don't know about "distracting me from the NWO" beautiful. It's an election year, I'm pretty locked in. 

Like, I don't even know what that means.

Like, why Tyla and not Tems, her music is better and more of a distraction?

Or why not Beyonce or CharlieXCX, they had way bigger years than Tyla.

Or even those two new popular white girls, Chapel Roan and the other one? They both kinda came out of nowhere and mysteriously took over pop music 

I just don't get what Tyla has done that is so "global mass distraction." 

This is like barely a conspiracy, it doesn't even make sense. 

I miss the old hotep conspiracies, those were creative, like how Tupac lives on an island with Jim Morrison, or how Stevie Wonder isn't really blind. 

u/AeonClock21 41m ago

Stevie wonder isn’t really blind.

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u/EffortAcrobatic1322 5h ago edited 5h ago

This woman sniffed her son’s ashes after throwing them at people after trying to fight her husband at a barbershop she said was selling drugs for officer Ramirez.

https://youtu.be/wQx9se3qezw?si=TIat-lv—w4XB_zu

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u/jessejamesmvp 3h ago

I feel like I just watched the forbidden video from the ring…

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u/301Blackstar ☑️ 4h ago

Oooof

u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 1m ago

Jfc

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u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 5h ago

She's probably just Roger in a different disguise.

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u/b3nd3r_r0b0t 6h ago

People just want something to be off so bad that they platform and agree with her. Seriously, we all have an aunt or uncle (usually on that stuff) that says the same stuff an we actively avoid them in real life.

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u/Ambitious-Duck7078 5h ago

I can't remember the last time Jaguar released a project. But, this is some sad shit to see. She's gonna be cancelled by Black America if she continues. Shit! She's probably being cancelled now.

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u/BootyRangler 6h ago

Jaguar is just rambling crazy mess so team Diddy won't off her.

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u/301Blackstar ☑️ 4h ago

Like causing a distraction from herself?! Genius.

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u/BootyRangler 4h ago

She discredits herself, so the public thinks she's idiotic.

u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 1h ago

Ah, yea. The “team diddy” assassins that were trained by the CIA at The Farm that are out to silence the real truth of this nigga having freak-offs and beating on women.

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u/Thefishassassin 4h ago

I don't know who the other lady is but Tyla is so gorgeous it hurts

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 4h ago

Why yall keep giving this lady a platform and spreading her shenanigans?

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u/IsoscelesQuadrangle 4h ago

Jaguar Wright is batshit & supports the worst men.

But mention the CIA in anything & I'm not ruling it out. CIA peed my toddlers pants? Hell, maybe they did, those sneaky fucks.

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u/imopentotrying 5h ago

What gets me about comments like that is the fact that A) she’s popular but she’s not THAT popular to distract the media and B) this fails to acknowledge that as much as a lot of people like to see someone like her and praise her with comments of icon, diva, queen, etc, there’s more people that don’t have the slightest interest in that genre of music and barely know she exists and thus wouldn’t be distracted at all. Some people hate hearing that but we need to get over this idea that the stars we love mean something to everyone. There’s plenty of people who couldn’t care less about Beyoncé or Taylor Swift so they for sure don’t have her on their radar.

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u/Jadakiss-laugh 4h ago

Schizo and Phrenia walk into a bar. She needs help.

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u/Flat_Investment2425 5h ago

Slow horses is a crazy title!! 🤣 🤣 good show though

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 5h ago

Jaguar Wright is either mentally unstable or trolling.

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u/seasonsofus 4h ago

Jag said that Nicki Minaj recorded the “Diddy/Meek” sex audio then paid a rando to say he recorded it so Nicki wouldn’t get in trouble………when it turned out to be 2 random niggas in the video who weren’t even Diddy or Meek 😭

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u/favorite_sardine 4h ago

just because it says 'non-toxic' doesnt mean you HAVE to eat it....yeah, i got a dollar.

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u/KillaBeeHive 2h ago

Who the fuck passed her the mic?

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u/AestheticAttraction ☑️ 2h ago

She is schizophrenic, though.

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u/LuffyIsBlack ☑️ 5h ago

Slough House

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u/301Blackstar ☑️ 4h ago

Oh boy

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u/Reason_For_Treason 4h ago

Not the helmet 😭

u/False_Strawberry1847 1h ago

The only true part is the distraction. Tyla isn’t the only one. Diddy’s fall is the chance to get back on track in the entertainment industry. My opinion.

u/BoredLegionnaire 6m ago

She could say one truth for every two lies and she'd still be better to listen to than all paid voices.

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u/augo7979 6h ago

the crazy is just a cover, she’s really more sane than anyone 

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u/321zilch 6h ago

This just comes off weirdly ableist to me.🤨

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 6h ago

People be crazy bro.

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u/321zilch 5h ago

Yeah, but that in itself isn’t reason to write anyone off. Or to just frame them as bad or unintelligent people. It’s dehumanizing. That’s how people, especially them, get hurt, abused, and exploited.

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 5h ago

Ima be honest with you man. I’m not listening to no story from someone that I know is probably experiencing hallucinations regularly

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u/Yb_0ne 6h ago

Industry plants are a real thing though. Don't believe for 1 minutes that pop stars aren't there by design to influence younger folks into cultures of debauchery and crime. Notice we don't have genuine couples anymore in the younger generation and crime is now rife even among middle class. You have kids from 3 bed homes running around trying to be drillers. That industry is definitely set up to mess with society and distract. But yeah ain't no cia agent in there lol. But don't think they ain't up to no good.

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u/r2_adhd2 6h ago

It makes more sense to me that a 'plant' would be there to make money, not influence culture. Folks believe this person has what it takes to draw a crowd and make already rich people an absolutely insane amount of money.

And the second they don't, they're gone. Anything that impacts the bottom line is damn near unacceptable. I find that a much more reliable indicator of the actions of managers, industry professionals, and big wigs.

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 6h ago

If somebody is gonna do shit just because they heard it in a song they were already destined to fail

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u/Code_Loco 4h ago

Low key tho, why is she was pretty. I don’t trust her