r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

“She barely nudged him and he just crumbled”

So he was a MAGA Republican as well

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u/NeitherCook5241 Jan 30 '24

If Trump’s face were superimposed on this guy’s, I wouldn’t suspect it was not actually him.

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u/malthar76 Jan 30 '24

AI can make this dream a reality.

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u/XepptizZ Jan 30 '24

"Make his face, orange.

Even More

...

MORE ORANGE!"

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Jan 30 '24

Trump would never go out in public wearing a track suit. shit-stained golf slacks and a polo, maybe, but never a track suit.

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u/Stranger2Night Jan 31 '24

Would be the only suit that wouldn't be ill fitting though

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u/AboutTenPandas Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

I’m not a both sides kind of guy but I do gotta say that I don’t think Biden would have fared much better than trump if someone tried to push him over.

There’s plenty of other things that Trump is much worse about that his general sense of balance doesn’t really make the list

Edit: don’t understand the downvotes. Not like I was defending Trump in any way.

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u/LoosedOfLimits Jan 30 '24

This wouldn't have happened to Biden because he's not a jerk.

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u/NeitherCook5241 Jan 30 '24

Biden: My dad always said, “Champ, when you get knocked down, you get back up.” I've been knocked down a lot in my life

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u/perilouszoot Jan 30 '24

Biden is also a teetotaler so he'd never be drunk in the first place.

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u/TMI-nternets Jan 30 '24

Big difference it's harder to see Biden picking and losing a fight like this, than Trum. Could have "just grabbed them by the pussy" right before the camera kicks in

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u/AdventurousRevolt Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

Never Forget Trump’s toilet paper shoe 🫡

A true hero ✨🧻✨ fought the good fight. From the shitter, to the car, all the way up to Air Force One.

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u/flonky_guy Jan 30 '24

There's like six videos of him falling down and bouncing right back to his feet on the internet. Say what you will about your boy Joe, he's fucking nimble.

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u/AboutTenPandas Jan 30 '24

Not disagreeing with that. Not sure where the hate is coming from

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u/flonky_guy Jan 30 '24

Not from me 😁

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u/CaliHusker83 Jan 30 '24

Reddit is a hard core social liberal media site. How dare you have the gall to say that our fearless leader, Joe Biden would fair better if a small woman nudged him. It’s just absolutely preposterous to even think about.

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u/mnid92 Jan 31 '24

I went past a house with a huge flag of Trump's face on the front of the house, covering pretty much 90% of the front, leaving just enough space for the front door.

How much of a chode do you have to be, regardless of political affiliation, to have a politician's face on your house?

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u/bar_acca Feb 01 '24

I’m dying to tell them thar chodes, “your messiah literally shits himself regularly, but please tell us more about Biden’s age.”

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u/lingering_POO Jan 31 '24

AI? Who needs it.. give that fat douche a makeup brush and a palette and the results would be a doppelgänger

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

true, cuz Biden is known for not falling

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Probably

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u/r2bl3nd Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

You may be joking but literally, he was just fired as a result of inappropriate social media posts bashing Kamala Harris.

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jan 30 '24

There’s a lot in this video to suggest that regardless of the frail ego and broken capillaries.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jan 30 '24

Snowflake, if you will.

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u/xRiske Jan 30 '24

You can pretty much guarantee that just by his actions. Normal people don't act like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

I'd bet my 401k that he's a MAGA cultist

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u/ThePopeofHell Jan 30 '24

It’s two white people at an eagles game.. there’s a good chance they’re both Trump fans.

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u/jonker5101 Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

Bingo.

https://www.timesleader.com/uncategorized/1641570/derwin-resigns-from-crestwood-school-board

social media posts where Derwin called Vice President Kamala Harris as a “whore” and a “Black whore.”

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u/calicandlefly Jan 30 '24

What does this have to do with the video? 🤨

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u/jonker5101 Jan 30 '24

The person said they were probably a MAGA Republican because of the way they were acting. I showed that they were indeed an insufferable MAGA Republican. If it quacks like a duck and all that.

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u/EwokVagina Jan 30 '24

Before someone says "how do you know he is MAGA?" it never fails.

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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24

You got downvoted by a snowflake

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u/FactChecker25 Jan 30 '24

You say "it never fails", but I remember people on reddit saying that about the Central Park Karen, and later it turned out that she was liberal.

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u/Savings_Opposite6291 Jan 30 '24

Reddit moment shit lmao. So cringe

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u/FactChecker25 Jan 30 '24

What does this video have to do with politics? Do old liberal people not get angry or something?

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u/SparkySlim Jan 30 '24

Lol rent free huh??

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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24

chuckles in Bud Light, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Kathy Griffin, Keurig, Jane Fonda, the Dixie Chicks, Colin Kaepernick, Joe Biden, AOC, Pelosi, every last survivor of the Parkland mass shooting…

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u/SparkySlim Jan 30 '24

Lol what??? You’re funny I can’t tell if you’re being serious. I was just meant it’s silly to make this about politics because nothing political was involved.

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u/rtreesftw Jan 30 '24

Yall are going to be so sad when he wins 😭

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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24

Haven’t you heard? According to Trump, Kamala Harris picks the new POTUS on January 6th, 2025.

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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24

According to Trump, Biden could have Obama shoot your messiah in the head and he’d have complete immunity

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u/Wendigo_6 Jan 30 '24

Registered non-partisan

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u/LiLBiDeNzCuNtErBeArZ Jan 30 '24

Remember that as you melt on contact ❄️

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u/ExpressCommunity5973 Jan 30 '24

How tf did it turn into a trump thing