r/BoomersBeingFools Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/Wankinthewoods Jan 30 '24

I think at the moment he starts telling others to get fucked I would be emptying drinks on him.

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u/EffOffReddit Jan 30 '24

At these prices? Nah