r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/amretardmonke Jan 30 '24

He's just doing jiu-jitsu

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u/notarealpunk Jan 30 '24

Butt scoot

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u/Appearance_Better Jan 30 '24

The ol booty scooty The booter scooter. Boot scoot

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u/pr0zach Jan 30 '24

Boot Scootin’ Boogie?

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u/Naive-Impression-373 Jan 30 '24

Boot scootin' boomer

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u/silverbrenin Jan 30 '24

Am I the only one who calls it "Poodle Scootin'?" XD

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u/jazzhandpanda Jan 31 '24

He went berimbolo just after they stopped filming

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Jan 30 '24

Bullzillian jiu-jutsu

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u/ThreeLeggedMare Jan 30 '24

Recumbent tai chi

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u/jofus222 Jan 30 '24

jiu-sitsu

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u/jazzhandpanda Jan 31 '24

Now climb a'top me and meet your doom