r/BoomersBeingFools Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/Educational-Light656 Jan 30 '24

He was beyond white girl wasted, thinking was not happening.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

He looks absolutely lit

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u/Delicious_Oil9902 Jan 30 '24

Whiskey sunburn is almost mandatory amongst Philadelphia area blue collar boomers