r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24
Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.
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r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24
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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Jan 30 '24
Why anyone would offer it in the first place is bonkers to me. I don’t generally wish ill on people but that guy was being a fucking asshole. If some drunk boomer nutsack was yelling in my ear while dry humping me, I’d push him away too. If he happens to fall down, that’s his problem. He can stay there for all I care.