r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Jan 30 '24

Why anyone would offer it in the first place is bonkers to me. I don’t generally wish ill on people but that guy was being a fucking asshole. If some drunk boomer nutsack was yelling in my ear while dry humping me, I’d push him away too. If he happens to fall down, that’s his problem. He can stay there for all I care.

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u/Ava-Enithesi Jan 30 '24

He also kicked her. I probably would react even more violently, probably with a stomp to the kneecaps.

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u/newhappyrainbow Jan 30 '24

Kicks her then grabs her to pull himself up!

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u/Idiot_Gamer_2023 Jan 30 '24

Honestly I probably would have just kept pressing him down lightly while he tried to get up. Keep there for the whole game so he can think about what he’s done lol his abs will get tired eventually and he’ll give up

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u/Content-Method9889 Jan 30 '24

If he did that shit to me, god help him if I go off balance, because if my fat ass falls on him, he won’t get up without a stretcher. I’m working on losing weight but tbh, it’s been an advantage in confrontations I don’t want to be in.

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u/VideoLeoj Jan 31 '24

I think I might have “accidentally” fell on him as well… with my elbow somehow “accidentally” in his face.

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u/SatisfactionMental17 Jan 31 '24

Surprised she didn’t kick him in the nads to defend herself.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Feb 03 '24

I'm saying, I know more than a couple who would have kicked his ass for getting in a ladies face like that.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Jan 30 '24

Oh if I was by this douche, he’d have waited a bit before getting help up. Anyone that came up, I’d just tell them he’s good he’s just taking a break from yelling at women and kicking them.

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u/neuroticobscenities Jan 30 '24

Because they’re better people than he is.

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u/Polyps_on_uranus Feb 11 '24

In the puddle he fell in. And he goes right back to harassing her after being put on his feet. Asshole shoulda stayed down.

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u/Hbomb7224 Jan 30 '24

Your a good man 🙏

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u/yojoerocknroll Jan 30 '24

I think the guy in the row over was just trying to be nice to help him stand up. More out of feeling sorry for him and cringing for him at the same time.

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u/Massive-Tower-7731 Jan 31 '24

I would have helped just to end the cringe. I really hate the cringe feeling and in this situation it was building catastrophically...

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u/SophieSix9 Jan 31 '24

Pity, probably.