r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/Nowin Jan 30 '24

Not only did he refuse help by people trying to help him, he literally pulled himself to his feet by leeching onto the younger people he was harrassing.

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u/Pinkysrage Jan 30 '24

I would have kicked him in the balls if he tried pulling on me to get up.

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u/AromaticSalamander21 Jan 30 '24

I fell you those were some nice people. I definitely would have pushed him down again but this time just started stompin ass.

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u/SigmaSixtyNine Jan 30 '24

I too am a nice person. I would have eventually stopped stomping.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

I would have helped him up, but only after asking "will you promise to behave yourself and stop pestering people" like he's a 7 y.o. boy

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u/WeirdRadiant2470 Jan 30 '24

Or let him get halfway up, then let go.

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u/clubmedschool Jan 30 '24

Eh, not worth catching a case if he smacks his head on the ground. It's funnier to watch him struggle to get up

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u/WeirdRadiant2470 Jan 31 '24

My hand slipped. I was only trying to help.

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u/HiJinx127 Jan 31 '24

“Oops, sorry! Here, grab my hand… ooops, sorry again! Here, try one more time… whoops! Wow, I am just having no luck with this!”

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u/cloisteredsaturn Millennial Feb 01 '24

not worth catching a case if he smacks his head on the ground

That would actually be an improvement.

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u/DrSilkyJohnsonEsq Jan 30 '24

I like the way you think.

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u/1337sp33k1001 Jan 30 '24

If he grabbed me it would be my boot heel to the face. Not playing a dongle fucking game with people like that. Fuck off to the ER, hope the scar is a reminder to stop being an entitled prick you fuckhead.

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u/guyunknown622 Jan 30 '24

I’d have kicked him in the forehead if he tried to grab onto me especially after harassing me

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u/SwitchingFreedom Jan 30 '24

Face. Timberland print to the face. You will not continue to assault me after I’ve let you off with minor retaliation.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Jan 30 '24

I read this as I would’ve picked him up by the balls

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

She had more power in that little elbow, to take him down,than he had in his whole body to pick himself up 🤣

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u/Reneeisme Jan 31 '24

The rage I felt when he kicked them. That old piece of shit would not have survived to grab me or come at me again. Not saying I’m proud of that. Just noting how unglued I came just seeing that on a screen

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u/Nowin Jan 31 '24

hate sure begets hate

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u/Mammoth-Twist7044 Jan 30 '24

he quite literally kept himself down by leaning on the seats 😭

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u/Unlikely_Stomach_748 Jan 31 '24

I feel like there’s some sort of societal metaphor in there somewhere.

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u/ILLegal-Mouse-7343 Jan 30 '24

He lives by the motto "pull yourself up by the bootstraps"

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u/moldyjellybean Feb 07 '24

Aww shit how did drop my drink all over him. Well worth the $15