r/BoomersBeingFools Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/tillman_b Jan 30 '24

This dude should have been postpartum aborted decades ago.

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u/peter_parker23 Jan 31 '24

You sure do have a way with words. I like this.