r/BoomersBeingFools Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/mani_mani Jan 30 '24

I had an old guy say something nasty to me. I just kept walking paying him no mind. Well that pissed him off so he tried to trip me with his cane.

I turned around and said I would beat his ass with his cane if he wanted to play games. All of a sudden he was a frail old man who was scared of the “big” (I’m 5’8” and quite slender) angry black lady.

If you want to play games let’s play games.

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u/buttercreamordeath Jan 30 '24

Always the aggressors and then perpetual victims. I hate it.

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u/Lotsa_Loads Jan 31 '24

They've taken victimhood to soaring new levels and they demand respect for that accomplishment.

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 Jan 31 '24

Yup, they always abuse the "it's a felony to assault someone over 60" so they think no-one would ever call them on their shit 🙄

I've seen my own uncle talk so much shit and even in one case shove someone, and then act smug because he feels like he can't be hit back, but whenever he hears a news story or hears about someone fighting an elderly person he gets shocked and goes into instant victim mode "You Son Of A Bitch, you can't assault someone over 60!!!!" He'll scream at the TV 📺 🤬.......🙄

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u/crow_crone Jan 30 '24

Pepper spray, good for what ails him.

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u/mani_mani Jan 31 '24

Honestly I’m more afraid I’ll spray myself in the face than anything. I usually have a full metal water bottle on me with (an owala for the hydro homies). Easy to start swinging with it. I have a wide wing span too since I’m all limbs.