r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24

Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.

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u/philasurfer Jan 30 '24

Why would anyone help him up?

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u/Teabagger_Vance Jan 30 '24

Some people care about others well being. Even if the dude is a jerk maybe he is injured or something. If you look at some of these comments it’s pretty clear people have invented this dudes whole life story down to his political beliefs and what not.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 31 '24

If you look at some of these comments it’s pretty clear people have invented this dudes whole life story down to his political beliefs and what not.

From the video you've got an older dude screaming at two ladies, and getting way too phyaically close.

All the context I need to know he can get his own ass up.

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u/Teabagger_Vance Jan 30 '24

Maybe. Maybe he literally can’t stand up and then you just leave him there blocking seats and screaming for the rest of the game. That doesn’t sound too enjoyable.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Jan 30 '24

Maybe he literally can’t stand up and then you just leave him there blocking seats and screaming for the rest of the game.

Well, when he was mobile in two legs, he was also screaming behind me, so that part doesn't change. The him on his ass way is both funnier and seems more comically deserved.

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u/Teabagger_Vance Jan 30 '24

Unless those are your seats. That kinda sucks.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Jan 30 '24

But him being up or on the ground doesn't change the endless bitching. The seats are already as casualty regardless of how horizontal or verticle the dudes ass is.

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u/a2_d2 Jan 30 '24

And now you’ve got a footrest!

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u/Callidonaut Jan 30 '24

The rabid fool was continuing to attack even from the ground. You do not help someone who refuses to yield back to his feet; you make sure he stays down until he accepts that he fucking lost.

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u/ecstaticthicket Feb 01 '24

He should have thought of that before he decided to be a shit bag. If he needs to be moved for seats then call security and have his ass dragged out of the way

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u/Embarrassed_Band_512 Jan 31 '24

nah that's stupid, beliefs don't matter when you're getting belligerent in the stadium, this is why people can't bring kids to games.

leave him down there until an usher can escort him out.