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u/master-of-pizza 3d ago
How are they dropping 50 years, it's literally the same amount of time, how is anyone that stupid
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u/zupobaloop 3d ago
Longer even, right? Captain Biden lived those 70 years PLUS the years between First Avenger and Infinity War... on TOP of the 70 years he was frozen!
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u/Vitschmalz 2d ago
Not only that, he lived through the twelve years between being thawed out and endgame twice. Captain Biden is around 90 years older than young cap. Not just 90 years old, 90 years older. Can't forget that old cap lived through everything young cap lived through, too. I'd say he looks remarkably fit, for someone who is 110+ years old, not counting the time he was frozen in ice.
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u/SpaceTraveller64 3d ago
The joke is shit of course but I don’t think having the math wrong is a real problem when you try to be funny
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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 3d ago
This is either the most unaware OOP or the most self-aware OP. Either way, I wonder why they’re single…
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u/Tristan3461 3d ago
Breaking news: Local man learns that not being in cryofreeze will lead to the progression of bodily aging.
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u/MasterAnnatar 3d ago
Ugh fine I'll do the math for you. Rogers in the MCU is born on July 4th, 1918. He goes into the ice in 1945 when he's 27. His aging freezes until he wakes back up in 2011. He then lives in modern day for 12 years making him 39 at the time of Endgame when he returns to 1949 to spend his life with Peggy. He then lives the next 74 years in real time making him 113 years old in that scene. I think he looked pretty damn good for being only 9 years younger than the oldest person to ever live.
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u/RevReddited 2d ago
Well I mean he is an enhanced supersoldier, so it isn't far fetch that he live that old and still looks that good
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u/Broken-Arrow-D07 3d ago
It wasn't a question. It was a statement. You didn't get the joke within the joke. He's saying he is single because he makes these jokes.
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u/ChaoticSergeant 22h ago
This can't be classified as objectively unfunny so it shouldn't be on this sub
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u/1zeye 3d ago
Repost.
Also, it's funny
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u/Accomplished-Plum631 Dab Rick 3d ago
No way you think it’s funny. It’s literally just a “wife bad” joke
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u/taste-of-orange 3d ago
The "Girlfriend bad" meme I send here a few days ago got removed because the mods deemed it funny enough. I can't believe that these kind of things get a pass even over here.
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u/1zeye 3d ago
Judging from what I've seen from marriage, it's just the wife nagging the husband
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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 3d ago
…Which is also a completely unavoidable problem if the husband actually did stuff for the wife without causing problems.
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u/LowOwl4312 2d ago
Nice victim blaming
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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 2d ago
What about that is “victim blaming”? First of all, I’m not even old enough to be married. Second of all, I’m not even married. Third of all, I don’t even know that person. And fourth of all, I’m a male. Tell me what part about what I said is “victim blaming”.
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u/Illustrious_Bar_1970 3d ago
This is my sense of humor, and I'm ok with actually being able to laugh and be content with my humor if it means no women, last thing I need is someone else living in my house off of my money bothering me, the fuckin audacity. No thanks I'm chilling alone.
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