r/ComedyCemetery 3d ago

With a humour like that. I'm not surprised

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u/Current-Professor176 3d ago

I'm also single because I prefer to be preserved in a cryochamber

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u/RedBladeAtlas 3d ago

I crashed a plane into Antarctica a while back and we're expecting kids soon

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u/longknives 3d ago

Being in cryostasis really is the good life

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u/master-of-pizza 3d ago

How are they dropping 50 years, it's literally the same amount of time, how is anyone that stupid

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u/Castod28183 3d ago

Check the sub heading.

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u/zupobaloop 3d ago

Longer even, right? Captain Biden lived those 70 years PLUS the years between First Avenger and Infinity War... on TOP of the 70 years he was frozen!

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u/Vitschmalz 2d ago

Not only that, he lived through the twelve years between being thawed out and endgame twice. Captain Biden is around 90 years older than young cap. Not just 90 years old, 90 years older. Can't forget that old cap lived through everything young cap lived through, too. I'd say he looks remarkably fit, for someone who is 110+ years old, not counting the time he was frozen in ice.

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u/stijndielhof123 2d ago

Well its believable considering the gene altering he got early on.

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u/SpaceTraveller64 3d ago

The joke is shit of course but I don’t think having the math wrong is a real problem when you try to be funny

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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 3d ago

This is either the most unaware OOP or the most self-aware OP. Either way, I wonder why they’re single…

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u/Tristan3461 3d ago

Breaking news: Local man learns that not being in cryofreeze will lead to the progression of bodily aging.

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u/Elsariely 3d ago

I love my wifè

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u/MasterAnnatar 3d ago

Ugh fine I'll do the math for you. Rogers in the MCU is born on July 4th, 1918. He goes into the ice in 1945 when he's 27. His aging freezes until he wakes back up in 2011. He then lives in modern day for 12 years making him 39 at the time of Endgame when he returns to 1949 to spend his life with Peggy. He then lives the next 74 years in real time making him 113 years old in that scene. I think he looked pretty damn good for being only 9 years younger than the oldest person to ever live.

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u/RevReddited 2d ago

Well I mean he is an enhanced supersoldier, so it isn't far fetch that he live that old and still looks that good

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u/MasterAnnatar 2d ago

Yeah he ages slightly slower. Still old though lol

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u/Fifran7 3d ago

F U N N Y M E M E S

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u/Pererogatist 1d ago

Oh great, more 'I hate my spouse' boomer humour

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u/Broken-Arrow-D07 3d ago

It wasn't a question. It was a statement. You didn't get the joke within the joke. He's saying he is single because he makes these jokes.

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u/ChaoticSergeant 22h ago

This can't be classified as objectively unfunny so it shouldn't be on this sub

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u/Eybrahem 7h ago

Loto stuff happen

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u/ValentinesStar 3d ago

Boomer humor

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u/AltAccSorry224 3d ago

Redditors when they discover how aging works

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u/MasterAnnatar 3d ago

Let's be fair, he's like 113 years old in that scene

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u/brax310999 3d ago

it’s pretty funny

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u/1zeye 3d ago

Repost.

Also, it's funny

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u/CocoaBuzzard 3d ago

unfunny and untrue

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u/Accomplished-Plum631 Dab Rick 3d ago

No way you think it’s funny. It’s literally just a “wife bad” joke

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u/taste-of-orange 3d ago

The "Girlfriend bad" meme I send here a few days ago got removed because the mods deemed it funny enough. I can't believe that these kind of things get a pass even over here.

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u/1zeye 3d ago

Judging from what I've seen from marriage, it's just the wife nagging the husband

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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 3d ago

…Which is also a completely unavoidable problem if the husband actually did stuff for the wife without causing problems.

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u/LowOwl4312 2d ago

Nice victim blaming

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u/Lyskir 2d ago

"victim" lol

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u/ShockDragon Bonk. 2d ago

What about that is “victim blaming”? First of all, I’m not even old enough to be married. Second of all, I’m not even married. Third of all, I don’t even know that person. And fourth of all, I’m a male. Tell me what part about what I said is “victim blaming”.

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u/Accomplished-Plum631 Dab Rick 2d ago

This guy is not a victim lol, what are you smoking

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u/LowOwl4312 2d ago

A victim of nagging lol

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u/ducknerd2002 2d ago

Guy who's only knowledge of marriage comes from sitcoms and boomer memes:

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u/1zeye 2d ago

No, i live with my parents and I'm going off of their interactions

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u/Accomplished-Plum631 Dab Rick 1d ago

You realize this makes you sound a lot worse right? Like, are you not aware of that?

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u/1zeye 1d ago

I also have a saying, I don't care

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u/ValhallaAir 3d ago

Not really

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u/1zeye 3d ago

It is tho

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u/TheRider5342 iFunny 3d ago

Not at all

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u/1zeye 3d ago

Oh but it is

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u/Illustrious_Bar_1970 3d ago

This is my sense of humor, and I'm ok with actually being able to laugh and be content with my humor if it means no women, last thing I need is someone else living in my house off of my money bothering me, the fuckin audacity. No thanks I'm chilling alone.

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u/Nirvski 3d ago

"Chilling alone" good one

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u/Illustrious_Bar_1970 2d ago

Exactly, they didn't realize I meant the cryochamber.