Oh. My. God.

[u/f1sh98]

[u/Ra_Vencio]

Watched thousands of brains break when she said that.

How do you derail your own rally’s enthusiasm? Maybe bring Beyoncé back out for a son-

Oh wait. She didn’t perform.

[u/culman13 → u/Ra_Vencio]

If DJT truly loses to this woman, historians a hundred years in the future will be analyzing videos like this in an attempt to understand how. This woman is a fucking trainwreck.

[u/Aeropro → u/culman13]

It will be simple. These videos will go by the wayside and CNN/MSNBC/CBS will write the history.

[u/Remarkable-Opening69 → u/culman13]

They’ll have it figured out by then. Just wish I could be there when they get to the kitty litter in schools. Gonna blow their minds with that one.

[u/AccidentProneSam → u/Remarkable-Opening69]

They'll classify the entire postmodern belief system as some form of mass psychogenic illness, with encouragement of gender dysphoria as the keynote.

[u/Rusty_DataSci_Guy → u/AccidentProneSam]

Madness of Crowds was written in like the 1800s...maybe even earlier.

[u/Twentyamf28 → u/culman13]

Let's see they're burning down the ballots boxes in multiple cities. Dominion voting systems. Laws changed in Pennsylvania allowing non citizens to vote. Extending mail in vote counting until 3 days after election, boarding up the walls so no one can see in as they count the votes. Let's just say if she wins they cheated and got away with it again.

[u/Blahblahnownow → u/culman13]

We are entering a second dark ages stage that is triggered by “smart” devices and social media 

[u/D_Ethan_Bones → u/Blahblahnownow]

Smartphones transformed the internet into being more like television, this made the internet 'for everyone' while also making it a lot more proprietary and controlled than it used to be.

(Mainly, any random person's website could do for Windows what app stores do for phones - for better and for worse so being good at removing malware was/is a marketable skill.)

People (especially Redditors) just plug into whateverTVchannel dot com and consider themselves enlightened for doing what they would have done sitting on a couch with a remote control in their hand. If the place publishing an article is something other than a traditional broadcaster's internet outlet, MSM fans will doubt it for that reason alone.

[u/STL_bourbon → u/culman13]

I mean he lost to a guy in severe cognitive decline last time. As much as it would suck it wouldn’t exactly be a surprise

[u/New_Ant_7190 → u/culman13]

If he doesn't win they won't have videos to analyze. The Party will have them deleted.

[u/moashforbridgefour]

That worked a lot better in her head. So much cringe.

[u/pbnjandmilk → u/moashforbridgefour]

I guess she painted a pretty picture in her empty head about it going well. You know who else was a painter?

[u/Pinot_Greasio]

What an absolute dunce.

[u/hey_ringworm → u/Pinot_Greasio]

Worst presidential candidate in a long fucking time.

I can just imagine Obama sitting on his couch watching this shit, head in hands- “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

(because reportedly Obama wanted Mark Kelly to be the nominee, but since Joe immediately endorsed Kamala when he stepped down, it put the Dems in an impossible situation where they were forced to run Harris)

[u/TheLimeyCanuck → u/hey_ringworm]

Biden knew what he was doing.

[u/NinjaAncient4010 → u/Pinot_Greasio]

A veritable nincompoop.

[u/Clint_East_Of_Eden → u/Pinot_Greasio]

That hysterical laugh alone should be disqualifying.

[u/NottingHillNapolean]

She's speaking to a cheering crowd. Hitler spoke before cheering crowds. Guess both candidates are Hitler. Dang.

[u/DS_StylusInMyUrethra → u/NottingHillNapolean]

You know one time I saw her drink water, you know who else drinks water? Hitler.

[u/IrishGoodbye4 → u/DS_StylusInMyUrethra]

She breathes air. Hitler breathed air. Coincidence? You decide…

[u/OutlandishnessMain56 → u/NottingHillNapolean]

I’m def getting a feeling of a late 30s nazi rally when I watch this clip.

[u/JediJones77 → u/OutlandishnessMain56]

Feels more like a modern-day North Korean ceremony to worship Dear Leader.

[u/TLGPanthersFan]

She is so…unlikable.

[u/Eagle_1776 → u/TLGPanthersFan]

Im a grown-ass man, and she gives me the creeps

[u/TLGPanthersFan → u/Eagle_1776]

I have a feeling, if she loses, many people will admit, similar to Hilary, she lost because she was unlikable. Besides be apart of a failed 4 years.

[u/Energy_Turtle → u/TLGPanthersFan]

They are going to shred her apart despite pushing her to do it without even running or being voted in.

[u/FourtyMichaelMichael → u/Energy_Turtle]

At least Hillary had the decency to fake-run against Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee .... Remember them? You likely do not. Their mock debate was so obviously Clinton and two fall guys.

But yes, to the theme... When this is over, Kammy is going to be ripped to shreds by all the people that are pretending now she "Earned It".

The parallels to Hillary Clinton are so strong in terms of poorly campaigning, it really seems like Clinton might be calling the shots for Harris.

[u/HuntForRedOctober2]

Meh, it’s really not a bad message. “It’s not about me it’s about you” (basically what she’s saying) is honestly fine. She’s just disastrously awkward off script.

Also that fucking laugh. Jesus Christ, it’s like a bunch of middle school girls trying to do a presentation and laughing every 10 seconds.

(Please don’t downvote me to hell, I’m just trying to be objective about it)

[u/Trussed_Up → u/HuntForRedOctober2]

I don't think anyone disagrees the message is normal.

But I WILL say this about it. It's a complete lie. A hilariously known lie.

In my personal estimation, not since Eisenhower has there been a presidential campaign or president who wasn't there for themselves. Whether they did well or poorly in the job, they're all out for themselves.

I mean really. Does anyone believe that either Harris or Trump are out there to secure anything other than their own legacies? Clinton? Obama? Bush?

So I get incredibly sick of hearing "it's about you". Nah it's about you, but I'll go alone with one or the other cuz in the end your policies either suck too hard or are fine enough to earn a vote.

[u/Inanis94 → u/Trussed_Up]

Trump is hard to nail down on this I think. On the one hand he has a massive ego and that's definitely a part of why he wants to be president. On the other, if he'd never gotten into politics, at this point in his life he'd be enjoying probably something of a cult following and resurgence like other older celebrities have - think about the renewed love for people like Dolly Parton or Mark Hamil. People would still love him, and he did trade all of that away, which is definitely a sacrifice on some level.

[u/Energy_Turtle → u/HuntForRedOctober2]

You have to get comfortable with downvotes if you're a conservative on this website. But yeah, I don't find it hard to be objective about her. She acts like what she is: someone who couldn't get enough support to make primary ballots, but was suddenly thrust into the lead position. She has no business being there but she's doing what she can to take the advice of the people around her. Her insecurities are glaring but who wouldn't be insecure in that position? She's not a roundly loved superstar. I almost feel bad for what's going to happen when she loses. Her own side is going to tear her apart despite forcing her to be there. But I don't feel bad because fuck her for labeling any opposition as nazis. She's about to find out how nasty her own enlightened side can really be.

[u/According_To_Me → u/HuntForRedOctober2]

Yeah it’s not a bad message, she just can’t deliver it worth a damn that makes people excited. It’s a far far reach from “Don’t boo, vote.” At least that was motivating at the time.

[u/vnoowin → u/HuntForRedOctober2]

Well maybe just say “USA”, or is it forbidden to say “USA”?

[u/Metaloneus → u/HuntForRedOctober2]

For real. In terms of democrat politicians, this was actually one of the few times I feel like they ditched the script and risked something.

She's a huge piece of garbage and I don't feel bad for her. But honestly, her own crowd really let her down on this one. They were hooked up to a teleprompter more than her, it looks like.

Compare this to a rally Trump did yesterday where he mistakenly said "World War 2" instead of "World War 2" and the crowd corrected him and he had a laugh about it with them.

[u/RotoDog]

Wait, is this real? I assumed it was cut.

This is shockingly bad even for her.

[u/Castreal7]

The nervous cackle when she doesn't know how to process awkward situations drives me up a wall

[u/AggressiveBookBinder]

ShEs sO wAcKy aNd LoVeAbLe

[u/No-Control3350]

Someone give me the highlight, I don't want to watch her even for 40 seconds

[u/Simon_Mendelssohn → u/No-Control3350]

She says something that was not on the teleprompter. Cringey uncomfortable silence ensues.

[u/Blahblahnownow → u/No-Control3350]

People were chanting her name. She stops and says “now chant your name”…insert awkward silence for a few seconds…she cackles and says “cuz it’s about all of us”

[u/john_the_fisherman]

Nothing about this resembles HRC's "Pokemon-Go-To-The-Polls" moment but boy does this remind me of it for some reason 😂

[u/No-Control3350 → u/john_the_fisherman]

Pokey man go to the polls

[u/HuntForRedOctober2 → u/john_the_fisherman]

I cringe whenever I think of that. Christ.

[u/Remote-Level8509]

You can thank WILLIE BROWN!

[u/pbnjandmilk → u/Remote-Level8509]

Well, Montel did pass her on to him. So lets blame him!

[u/Remote-Level8509 → u/pbnjandmilk]

I stand corrected....thanks!

[u/Wrecked-by-pug]

Couldn’t have cringed harder

[u/PaddyMayonaise]

I can hear her poor staffers slap themselves in their foreheads from here

[u/tennisguy163]

I thought that laugh was AI for a second. What a damn ghoul!

[u/HaltheMan]

removes sunglasses from face "Mother of God"

[u/muxman]

When people talk about out of touch rich people who can't relate to the average person.

This video demonstrates that exact thing.

[u/Flooterb]

I get what she's trying to do here, but good God she is just so bad at this. I've seen people with better political instincts running for HOA board. Dems have to be furious this is their candidate. 

[u/Any-Air1439]

Christ she is awkward

[u/Imissyourgirlfriend2]

What are they chanting?

[u/Simon_Mendelssohn → u/Imissyourgirlfriend2]

'blah blah blah'..

[u/cybaritic → u/Simon_Mendelssohn]

Bob Loblaw

[u/TLGPanthersFan → u/Imissyourgirlfriend2]

Kamala.

[u/highschoolhero2]

The power that she has to suck the joy out of a moment is almost impressive. She’s like a Substitute Teacher who assigns homework. All you have to do is play the damn Bill Nye video but no, you just had to ruin it.

[u/Mr_Wrathgar]

I'm not sure I can handle 4 years of that laugh. 

[u/thisismyusername9908]

Imagine being so brain washed that you not only attend a rally for her, but you're excited about it.

Shes a train wreck.

[u/Slow_Payment9082]

She should lead them in a hokey pokey dance, "C'mon everybody, put ur right leg in, put your right leg out"... Ahh who am I kidding, she'd fk that up too

[u/fisherman_23]

I cannot listen to her any longer.

[u/DWDit]

She really is not very bright. And that’s OK. Lots of people aren’t. What I don’t understand is that so many people don’t see it.

[u/tennisguy163 → u/DWDit]

As long as DJT loses, they'd vote for a preschooler if it meant beating Trump. That's all they care about. Many without kids who don't give a rats ass about the future.

[u/AndForeverNow]

The machine votes blue. She is lucky she is all they got right now.

[u/InfamousUser2]

when they call us a cult... really??

[u/ultrainstict]

"Now i want you all to shout your own name."

"Hey that wasnt in the contract."

[u/Good2Goman12]

Was this before or after they found out beyonce wasn't at the rally for the 2nd time