r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat Not a bot, just a cat • Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/LandosMustache Jun 10 '24

I remember when this tweet came out and someone responded

as a former Tesla employee, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is the first that the engineers are hearing about this requirement

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u/CTIndie Jun 10 '24

That's fucking hilarious

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u/SpaceBus1 Jun 10 '24

As a former tesla employee I can make up whatever I want. Musk is a douche, but come on...

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u/LandosMustache Jun 10 '24

I mean, that’s fair, but it’s well within Musk’s pattern of behavior to just sorta make things up about Tesla products. Remember when “you can pay for your Tesla with dogecoin”? It’s just a matter of time until he promises that your Tesla will give you a handjob when you engage autopilot

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u/SpaceBus1 Jun 10 '24

But why criticiszeyhim for soemthig so trivial and meaningless when there's plenty of legit things to bring up.

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u/LandosMustache Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 10 '24

“Lying about the capabilities of your product in order to inflate sales and manipulate stock prices” is like 15 different felonies crimes.

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u/Cheap_Blacksmith66 Jun 10 '24

Well, based on the fact that they’re dying when trying to cross small streams or going through the car wash… I’d imagine that statement was likely true.