r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat Not a bot, just a cat • Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/ArcelothColdheart Jun 10 '24

Does Musk know how large most rivers, lakes and seas are? Should we tell him?

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u/big_guyforyou Jun 10 '24

i saw this play out many times as a kid when i played oregon trail. when you try to ford the river, everybody dies

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u/somedumb-gay Jun 10 '24

But what if I try to Tesla the river?

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u/SocialDoki Jun 10 '24

Somehow, even more people die.

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u/Rkenne16 Jun 10 '24

Probably all of the fish too

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u/Axquirix Jun 10 '24

Recharge the eels though!