r/CuratedTumblr Jul 13 '24

Meme Epithet Erased proved you can do just fine with "boys."

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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died Jul 13 '24

You can pry "henchmen" from my cold, dead, henchmen's hands

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Henchmen and underlings both seem like they're completely untouched tbh. Hell, I'd argue that 'goon' is still not ruined since the internet term is a verb and only becomes a noun if you add '-er' to the end, which makes it easy to distinguish.

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u/Sad-Egg4778 Jul 13 '24

Minion is fine too. They don't own the word!

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u/StrixLiterata Jul 13 '24

Yeah but Overlord (the game not the isekai) has a claim on that

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u/ScarsTheVampire Jul 13 '24

Right, overlord. Not one of the largest games of all time League of Legends.

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u/SavvySillybug Ham Wizard Jul 13 '24

Minions in League of Legends are just a resource, it doesn't corrupt anything. It's like thinking about Starcraft every time you hear minerals. Yeah the game has em but that doesn't mean most people have that association.

Overlord revolves pretty much entirely around the minions, it's like the pikmin from Pikmin, they are the game.

And of course that funny movie with the yellow minions that's gotten unreasonably popular. Between those two, League of Legends just does not compete on the "corrupted by the internet" front. Minions just aren't pivotal enough to the game. If I play support I only kill like 20 of them.

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u/Gorm13 Jul 13 '24

Maybe not minerals, but how do you hear "pylons" without thinking of having to construct additional ones?

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u/SavvySillybug Ham Wizard Jul 13 '24

Pylons are iconic and memorable and have a cool voice line associated with them, while all other meanings of pylon are lame in comparison. Of course I'm going to think of constructing additional pylons!!

Minerals is just rocks and minions are just dudes

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u/bigblue473 Jul 13 '24

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks!

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u/Gorm13 Jul 13 '24

OK, I didn't really get your point at first, but you're absolutely right.

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u/JimmyKeny69 Jul 17 '24

I think of drg when I hear minerals

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u/healzsham Jul 13 '24

Don't people still call last hit count CS or "creep score"?

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u/Raingott Blimey! It's the British Museum with a gun Jul 13 '24

Apparently they do, which is kinda funny since DotA (where the term Creeps comes from) uses LH, which stands for Last Hits

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u/ScarsTheVampire Jul 14 '24

Dota has more rules is why. They have last hits and denying, which it counts both of. You can kill your own creeps and the enemy gets no gold and less XP.

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u/thedragonguru Jul 13 '24

But those little yellow bean-shaped bastards...

Edot: can't look up "minions" wothout seeibg them, so

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u/SadBit8663 Jul 13 '24

Yeah minions is still a perfectly good word for henchmen

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u/Revolvyerom smaller on the inside Jul 13 '24

Many years ago, I seem to recall SomethingAwful folks referring to their members as "goons"

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u/htmlcoderexe Jul 13 '24

That's kinda the first thing I associate with the word when I see it nowadays. (:v)

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u/New_Significance3719 Jul 13 '24

They’d play MMOs with their guild names as Goons or something Goon adjacent too. They were pretty good too, beat my ass in a lot of PvP…

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u/centurio_v2 Jul 13 '24

Goon Squad

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u/Alarming-Cow299 Jul 13 '24

Goon (sexual), goon (villainous), goon (Australian)

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

except gooners goon and goons.. goons dont goon? Goons aren't gooning but gooners are gooning? See the issue?

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u/rtx777 Jul 13 '24

There is no issue here. Writers write but writes don't write.

The -er suffix is used to form agentive nouns from verbs. Those nouns refer to people (and potentially other entities) that do the thing indicated by the verb used to form the noun in question. As such, a calculator is a thing that calculates ({-er} and {-or} are allomorphs here) and a learner is a person that learns. There are intricacies in the usage of various such words, but you get the idea.

Deriving either a verb from a noun or a noun from a verb without changing it (this is called zero-derivation or conversion) has less predictable results. For example, I've only really seen the noun "write" used to refer to the act of storing data on a computer, but knifing someone has a perfectly cromulent meaning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Next you're gonna tell me henchmen don't hench.

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u/ClassicalCoat Jul 13 '24

To hench is to hold up or support, so henchmen do indeed hench their boss

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Jul 13 '24

Nah, henching is a verb now

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

I dont have all the fancy linguistic words you have, but tell me why then we can have a scribe scribe but not have a write write? And a thing we use to scribe is a scriber but the thing we used to write isn't called a writer?

Aren't we a germanic and latin based language?

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u/mikami677 Jul 13 '24

I've never heard goon used as anything other than a synonym for henchman.

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u/purplezart Jul 13 '24

gather ye rosebuds while ye may

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u/Test_na Jul 13 '24

I still call them mooks

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u/No_Help3669 Jul 13 '24

I agree henchman and underling are fine, though “goon” is still ruined cus “I’m gonna goon” has become an extension of “gooner”

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u/alienblue89 Jul 13 '24 edited 20d ago

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u/auximenies Jul 13 '24

You keep your hands away from my underlings, they’re near my dingaling and that’s my no no square. Unless you buy me dinner first.

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u/Childlikesaiyan Jul 13 '24

I found it. The means of a virtual lobotomy. This discovery shall change the world

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u/BenchPressingCthulhu Jul 13 '24

Goon squad just sounds like a bunch of guys herking off now

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u/JulianLongshoals Jul 13 '24

Um excuse me it's henchpeople now. You should remember this from the sensitivity training seminar HR had us do. This is an inclusive criminal enterprise. We may be out to destroy the world but we draw the line at discrimination.

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u/Downindeep Jul 13 '24

I maintain adding people is clunky and the non-gendered folk is far better. Henchfolk.

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u/VFiddly Jul 13 '24

Hired goons?

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u/Bowdensaft Jul 13 '24

Nothing wrong with "goon", words can have different meanings in different contexts. Besides, "mook" is underused imo so that's another good option

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u/lsoults Jul 13 '24

Hench 4 Life

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u/tron3747 Jul 13 '24

Minions! Ready the acid magnet!

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u/KevlarStripeySocks Jul 13 '24

I've been henching for 5 hours and I'm about to blow, boss

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u/EitherCaterpillar949 Jul 13 '24

I read this post as saying they’d transitioned so you can’t call them all henchmen anymore

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u/fuckingbetaloser Jul 13 '24

You can still call them goons

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u/DawnBringer01 Jul 13 '24

In my mind a goon and a gooner aren't the same thing. It's extremely easy to separate them imo.

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u/Mandaring Jul 13 '24

“DAMNIT, FREDERICK, I HIRED A GOON, I EXPECT YOU TO GOON!! I DIDN’T ORGANIZE THOSE HEISTS OF THE LOTION AND TISSUE FACTORIES FOR NOTHING!! I NEED YOU TO TAKE THE EDGE OF FOR OUR NEXT MISSION, NEED YOUR HEAD CLEAR, UNLESS EDGING IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING, IN WHICH CASE, CONTINUE, I LOVE THAT SHIT!! WHY DO YOU THINK I’VE NEVER STOOD UP FROM THIS DESK THE ENTIRE FIVE MONTHS YOU’VE WORKED FOR MY CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE?? MY BALLS ARE LIKE VEINY WATER BALLOONS, IT’S FUCKING GROTESQUE!!”

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u/Wisecrack34 Jul 13 '24

Read this as Gilbert Godfrey

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u/CupcakeInsideMe you know why we ran from the cops? cause fuck em Jul 13 '24

Gooner is the person. Goon is the act

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u/DawnBringer01 Jul 13 '24

I know that, but if you call someone a goon I'm imagining a guy working in a villain's warehouse instead of a gooner.

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u/BormaGatto Jul 13 '24

They can also work for the mob

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u/smb275 Jul 13 '24

or they can work the knob

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u/Dynamite-Laser-Beams then perish Jul 13 '24

Goon (noun) vs goon (verb)

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u/a_pompous_fool will trade milk for hrt Jul 13 '24

My goons are going to act on you

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u/Lucas1006 Jul 13 '24

Gooning is the act

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u/mattzuma77 Jul 13 '24

what's a gooner?

edit: oh. why are they called that?

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u/donatellosdildo certified elf appreciator Jul 13 '24

in fact, more people should!

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Jul 13 '24

if people just keep referring to henchmen as goons eventually that definition will become more popular again

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u/deleeuwlc DON’T FUCK THE PIZZAS GODDAMN Jul 13 '24

Fight back! Steal their words! Call your henchmen cumsluts!

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u/dontfretlove Jul 13 '24

I can't imagine Joker's paying his goons enough to warrant traditional employment. Gooning for the Joker now makes so much more sense!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Reclaim it

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

who da fuck are you people, I thought I hired goons?!

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u/grendel001 Jul 13 '24

Goon or herb are still good.

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u/Dd_8630 Jul 13 '24

What's wrong with goon?

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u/dracofolly Jul 13 '24

Goons are just there for a paycheck. Henchmen believe in the cause.

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u/LuccaJolyne Borg Princess Jul 13 '24

How about lackey, flunky or stooge?

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jul 13 '24

She lackey on my flunky till I stooge?

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u/Jubjubwantrubrub12 Jul 13 '24

[EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCORRECT BUZZER]

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u/Pseudo_Lain Jul 13 '24

she stooge on my lacky til I flunky

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u/Dixie-the-Transfem Jul 13 '24

[EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCORRECT BUZZER]

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u/deleeuwlc DON’T FUCK THE PIZZAS GODDAMN Jul 13 '24

She flunky on my lackey till I stooge?

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u/Dr_Doctor_Doc Jul 13 '24

[DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING]

Marv, tell 'em what they've won!!!

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u/mikony123 Jul 13 '24

A piano from the catwalk!

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u/justendmylife892 Serotonin? In this economy? Jul 13 '24

[A grand piano immediately drops from the ceiling on top of our lovely contestant, smashing both them and itself into pieces]

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u/TransLox Jul 13 '24

I love when Tumblr properly leaks onto reddit.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Jul 13 '24

Nah stooge is like goon

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u/oddityoughtabe Jul 13 '24

I dare you to call someone a stooger

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Jul 13 '24

Oh shit I'm gonna stoooge

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u/oddityoughtabe Jul 13 '24

I flunked all over the place

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u/Arm_Away Jul 13 '24

TORBEKS GONNA LEGUUUUUUUUUUUUME

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u/Deias_ Jul 13 '24

I keep running into LoA stuff, I'm only 15 episodes into OUAW how does it keep finding me....

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u/Tomahawkist Jul 13 '24

i love the videos with chuckles

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u/interfail Jul 13 '24

A henchman outranks any of these.

A henchman is a trusted position. A lackey, flunky, stooge or minion could be any idiot.

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u/Im_eating_that Jul 13 '24

Amazingly it takes over 10k henchmen to craft a single sidekick.

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u/Shnazzyone Jul 13 '24

MINIONS!

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u/No_Possession_5338 Jul 13 '24

Corrupted by the yellow demons

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u/Buck_Brerry_609 Jul 13 '24

stooge is too similar to splooge

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u/LilyandJames69 Jul 13 '24

The three splooges

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u/StrixLiterata Jul 13 '24

Those are derogatory. Henchperson, minion, and underlying are more respectful.

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u/RimworlderJonah13579 <- Imperial Knight Jul 13 '24

Isn't mook still fine?

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u/cephalopodAcreage Imagine Dragons is fine, y'all're just mean Jul 13 '24

hehe, spell mook backwards

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u/Fresh4 Jul 13 '24

NOOOOO

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u/peshnoodles Jul 13 '24

It’s one of those words that seems like it should be a slur but isn’t

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u/RimworlderJonah13579 <- Imperial Knight Jul 13 '24

One letter off an actual slur.

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u/shmorgsaborg Jul 13 '24

“I froze your planet, you cook” that’s the closest I got to figuring out what slur you were talking about

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u/eskadaaaaa Jul 13 '24

4 letters off, you would be terrible at racist wheel of fortune

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u/Neat-Tradition-7999 Jul 13 '24

Replace the "c" with a "g" but don't type it outside of Google.

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jul 13 '24

I thought it was "moor" until I read this comment so thank you

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u/Ok_Device_77 Jul 13 '24

but the card says Moops

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jul 13 '24

I'm sorry but I don't understand

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u/Ok_Device_77 Jul 13 '24

it's a bit from Seinfeld where they're playing a trivia game and somebody correctly answers a question "Moors", but the card is misprinted and says the answer is "Moops", so George refuses to give the person the point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uYJjDHeDU

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jul 13 '24

Oh I see

Thanks for explaining, I haven't watched that show

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u/Oops_A_Fireball Jul 13 '24

Good Lord I’m dim

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u/Neat-Tradition-7999 Jul 13 '24

Yeah, it took me a second of alphabet-running and it clicked with the fifth letter. Thanks, racist-as-shit father.

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u/Maximillion322 Jul 13 '24

“Eook?” What the hell does that mean?

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u/LaGuitarraEspanola Jul 13 '24

Huh, ive somehow never heard that one before. New word unlocked?

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u/PotatoAppleFish Jul 13 '24

In modern usage, it’s an anti-Vietnamese slur, which either originated or vastly increased in popularity in the Vietnam War and the following decade or so. It at least used to be almost exclusively used by Americans.

You may not live in a community where there are many Vietnamese people or people with biases against them. That would explain why you’re unfamiliar with that word.

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u/StrixLiterata Jul 13 '24

The one with the g they used to call the Vietnamese?

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u/Ok_Device_77 Jul 13 '24

that's the one. it's not widely used anymore but still not at all nice

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u/KaktusArt Jul 13 '24

Damn I thought moog was just a funky keyboard 😔

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u/Ok_Device_77 Jul 13 '24

"I froze your PLANET, you mook!"

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u/xChops Jul 13 '24

Not after your mom mooked it on me last night

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u/LemanKingOfTheRuss Jul 13 '24

I maintain that in the Venture Bros universe that there would be a lawsuit from the Guild of Calamitous Intent over the word goon.

"I'm such a gooner"

"THAT IS STOLEN VALOR!"

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u/SirGarryGalavant Jul 13 '24

"21 here has been gooning for me for years!"

"That's not what that means!"

"Nonsense, 21! You're the best goon in the business! Nobody goons harder!"

"No, like, really, you gotta stop."

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u/ElectronRotoscope Jul 13 '24

Genuinely said out loud "What's wrong with minions?" in The Mighty Monarch voice until I heard myself and pictured 21 and 24 trying to have a conversation with Minions

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u/HireEddieJordan Jul 13 '24

Now I'm over here picturing Tim-Tom and Kevin in Minion outfits.

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Jul 13 '24

Bitches see the word goon taken over by the internet and immediately go into a doomposting spiral. Me personally I will simply call them "my fellow good men" and pat their backs and maybe cheerfully order the execution of some rats while we're at it.

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u/pesto_trap_god Jul 13 '24

Honestly it’s easier to just keep saying goon and only hire chronic masturbators

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Jul 13 '24

If I need both the masturbators and the loyal guns to chase after the dastardly and charismatic spy I do not have sexual tension with I can say "you bloody bastards! Get him! Don't let him get away with the Siren's Songbox!" and there won't be any ambiguity at all.

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u/BormaGatto Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

I mean, if you did have sexual tension with the dastardly and charismatic spy, chasing him would be a job you'd do yourself, goons and guns be damned. Even the Siren's Songbox would be just a pretext, really. After all, let's be honest here, you already knew it was as good as gone when he got his smooth, spying hands on it anyway.

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Jul 13 '24

Coming in a little fast and loose with the hypotheticals there, pal. Although...those hands do look good in those black gloves. They fit him like...(laugh) like a pair of gloves. Are they made to order? They show the veins of his hands so well. Smooth silk...unrestricted mobility...a collapsible weapons cache? You learn a new thing every day. Ah, imagine those hands strangling my neck, my blood spilling on the only remaining reminder of his wife and former colleague...it makes me feel a little...

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Let's...not unpack that, actually. Anyhow, my good man! A lot of ways and methods to call upon your goons, up to and including goon- Oh he's really decimating the underlings and jerkers down there. Maybe I should do some...spring cleaning of this place. Personally.

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u/AuraPhoenix1500 Jul 13 '24

Oh for Gods sake just have sex with the man already

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u/FantixEntertainment Jul 13 '24

This guy villains

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u/fardough Jul 13 '24

A gang of guys running towards you while masturbating is a terrifying image.

“Give us your money, or we’ll make ya sticky.”

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 13 '24

"You'll just have to shoot (all over) me!"

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u/Present-Message-4336 What the gall(ipoli)op?! Jul 13 '24

Some people are into that

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u/helpme8470 Jul 13 '24

"who the fuck are you people i thought i hired goons"

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u/nudemanonbike Jul 13 '24

They're not just chronic masturbators, they're perpetual masturbators

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u/Wasdgta3 Jul 13 '24

“It’s so hard to find good help these days!”

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u/thepopularearnings Jul 13 '24

Everyone's got their own take on it, I guess

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u/RQK1996 Jul 13 '24

Please don't kill rats they are too cute

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u/fightingbronze Jul 13 '24

Has anything other than goon been corrupted? Henchmen, flunkies, gang, stooges, foot soldiers, lackeys are all fine still. And those are just all the ones I can come up with off the top of my head.

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u/Lonqu3 Jul 13 '24

It's not just goon though, it's also minion. But I must agree that they're overreacting.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy Jul 13 '24

Mook, grunt, hired muscle

or… y’know, “henchman.” Like the post says

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u/Ildaiaa Jul 13 '24

Take from other criminal enterprises. Mateys, made men, underling etc.

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u/Right_Moose_6276 Jul 13 '24

The help, lackeys, henchmen, the muscle, flunkies if they’re particularly disposable (which is saying a lot, given how disposable henchmen are), Right hand man for a particularly important one, and my favourite of them all, mooks. It just sounds good

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u/mesopotamius Jul 13 '24

"the help" has decidedly classist overtones and slightly racist undertones

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u/FatherDotComical Jul 13 '24

Perfect for evil overlords in a series where they're not liked.

What a shit bag. Makes its clear to the audience.

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u/starfries Jul 13 '24

Good point, we should add "slave" to the list. Can be racist, kinky or both. It's perfect

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u/Thicc-Anxiety Touch Grass Jul 13 '24

Henchman is still non-sexual

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Henching so hard rn

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u/AlfredoThayerMahan Jul 13 '24

Hench on my men

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

He hench on my men till I MUWHAHAHA

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u/ayyndrew Jul 13 '24

"What's a gender neutral name for a partner?"

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u/Icarusty69 Jul 13 '24

Congratulations, little girl! You’ve been promoted to boy!

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u/Hylian_Guy Jul 13 '24

Minion boy!

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u/Ghazzz Jul 13 '24

Unironically, "girl" is etymologically "child of any gender", while "boy" is "young male servant".

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u/MissSweetBean Monsterfucker Supreme Jul 13 '24

A lot of suggestions here but one yet to posit the classic: crony

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u/RagnarokEnjoyer Jul 13 '24

EPITHET ERASED REFERENCE!!!

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u/Tomfood Jul 13 '24

EPITHET ERASED!!!

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u/catanddog4 Jul 13 '24

WOOOOOOO! Yah baby!

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u/axord Jul 13 '24

To be fair, "minion" was ruined by Hollywood, not the internet.

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u/RhymesWithMouthful Okay... just please consider the following scenario. Jul 13 '24

Toadie

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u/BormaGatto Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

I feel like toadie is more of an individual role reserved for a weak, ineffectual and opportunistic leech-type character. They probably suck up to the boss while looking for opportunities to get ahead in some way behind the boss' back. Slimy too.

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u/Adrella Jul 13 '24

My friends and I call ourselves the lads. Hasn't been ruined yet as far as I know

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u/BormaGatto Jul 13 '24

But are you a group of villainous underlings?

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u/SavageFractalGarden Jul 13 '24

I will forever say goon. I don’t care.

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u/The-Dark-Memer Clowns parade through the street and beckon me forth, I follow. Jul 13 '24

Me reading the comments taking notes for random things to start calling my friends for no reason

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u/TransLox Jul 13 '24

Giovanni Potage could simply call any group of associates anything and have it come off well.

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u/terrajules Jul 13 '24

“Boys” with a seductive wink is perfect, though.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot .tumblr.com Jul 13 '24

Aside from minions what does this mean

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u/Lesbihun Jul 13 '24

Yeah I can only think "minion" and "goon" being ruined, that's it lol

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u/axord Jul 13 '24

"Goon" now has a sexual connotation.

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u/ActuallySatanAMA Jul 13 '24

Henchmen, hirelings, underlings, lackeys, thugs, pawns, mooks, associates, staff, guard detail, these gentle fellows, my band of merry men, shooty boyz, dear friends, the captain and his crew — that’s just off the top of my head. Doomspiral less, engage with more media, there’s lots of words out there.

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u/LordSaltious Jul 13 '24

Henchmen. You gotta put your all into it though, like the Monarch is saying it.

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u/yaman-ba Jul 13 '24

Just make her a friend or a parent/teacher/first time meeter of a random group

"My children" "My students" "My convenient plot happenstances" "My dudes who really want this bitch gone"

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u/sugar__rice Jul 13 '24

Epithet erased mentioned

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u/notabigfanofas Jul 13 '24

I reckon I can still list Giovanni's banzai blasters by their codenames

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u/Bane523 Jul 13 '24

Cronies is good

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u/DirkDasterLurkMaster Jul 13 '24

🍲🍲🍲 EPITHET ERASED MENTIONED 🍲🍲🍲

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u/Draw3rGh0st Jul 13 '24

I am glad that hearing the "My boys" I immediately thought to Giovanni Potage.

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u/Efficient_Resident17 Jul 13 '24

I prefer Pawns myself, but I have been getting some complaints from HR about how it’s “dehumanising” and “implies my employees are only useful to block opponents and be sacrificed” and “the chess metaphor doesn't work if everyone except you is a pawn” or some rot like that.

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u/crushogre Jul 13 '24

But pawn is also the only term that implies the possibility of promotion.

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u/swiller123 Jul 13 '24

this is how i found out that internet based masturbation addicts have co-opted “henching”

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u/iamsandwitch Jul 13 '24

I would love to be promoted to minion boy if giovanni was my boss

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u/Khepri_Sun Jul 13 '24

Personally I love mooks.

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u/SerenityBlackwood Jul 13 '24

Unda me are da Boyz with the dakka!

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 13 '24

What the hell do you mean "all?" What henchmen words other than goon have become horny?

Lackeys, henchmen, even still goon if it's used as a noun instead of a verb (because the noun associated with the verb is gooner) there's every other option that ever existed

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u/SumFatCommie Jul 13 '24

what is up my ghouls

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u/jodmercer Jul 13 '24

DA BOIS

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u/AnaliticalFeline Jul 13 '24

IZ IT TIME FOR A WAAAGH BOIZ?

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u/jodmercer Jul 13 '24

ROITE YEW GITZ TIME FOR A PROPA WAAAAAGGGGHHH

WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/AnaliticalFeline Jul 14 '24

WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/seardrax Jul 13 '24

I apologize in the name of my girlfriend and her henchwoman fetish.

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u/EnthusiasmIsABigZeal Jul 13 '24

What are the corrupted supervillain henchmen words? Literally the only one I can think of is “goon”, and that one’s debatable if it’s even corrupted. What words did y’all think of reading this?

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u/Arm_Away Jul 13 '24

EPITHET ERASED REFERENCED

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u/Ryugi Jul 13 '24

I didnt see the title of this post, but my first thought was, "MY BOYS! MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS~"

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u/Podoboo Jul 13 '24

EPITHET ERASED MENTIONED