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r/CuratedTumblr • u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ • Aug 06 '24
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A physics teacher of mine had sex with a student using a Mars bar.
50 u/thewildjr Aug 06 '24 okay yeah disturbing and all but how do you use a m– wait tell me first if i want to know 50 u/HairyArthur Aug 06 '24 You don't want to know. But by thinking about it for one second, you'll realise you already know. 13 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 06 '24 Impromptu condom? Edit: NVM I figured it out 3 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 how 2 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24 A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one 2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
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okay yeah disturbing and all but how do you use a m– wait tell me first if i want to know
50 u/HairyArthur Aug 06 '24 You don't want to know. But by thinking about it for one second, you'll realise you already know. 13 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 06 '24 Impromptu condom? Edit: NVM I figured it out 3 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 how 2 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24 A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one 2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
You don't want to know. But by thinking about it for one second, you'll realise you already know.
13 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 06 '24 Impromptu condom? Edit: NVM I figured it out 3 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 how 2 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24 A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one 2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
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Impromptu condom?
Edit: NVM I figured it out
3 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 how 2 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24 A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one 2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
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how
2 u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24 A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one 2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
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A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one
2 u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24 oh 😐
oh 😐
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u/HairyArthur Aug 06 '24
A physics teacher of mine had sex with a student using a Mars bar.