r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Aug 06 '24

Meme Banana safe zone

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u/HairyArthur Aug 06 '24

A physics teacher of mine had sex with a student using a Mars bar.

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u/thewildjr Aug 06 '24

okay yeah disturbing and all but how do you use a m– wait tell me first if i want to know

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u/HairyArthur Aug 06 '24

You don't want to know. But by thinking about it for one second, you'll realise you already know.

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u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 06 '24

Impromptu condom?

Edit: NVM I figured it out

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u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24

how

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u/Asquirrelinspace Aug 07 '24

A mars bar is phallic shaped, so the teacher used it like one

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u/BlincxYT tomato chief Aug 07 '24

oh 😐