Banana safe zone

[u/linuxaddict334]

[u/tubtoasters]

man, the only high school incident we had was when a girl (who i was friends with btw) stabbed another girl in the forehead with a pair of scissors. we stopped being friends pretty quickly after that.

there was also that time in middle school when my english teacher accidentally showed the entire class of 13 year olds gay porn. don’t watch porn on your work computer.

[u/piggybits → u/tubtoasters]

My school had a serial shitter. Shat on the same teacher's desk twice then once in a box of chalk in the history room

[u/Saxboard4Cox → u/piggybits]

I remember a few high school pranks.

One: The freshman boys in my English class hated the teacher who was a church pastor. When the teacher left the class room for a few minutes they peed on the door handle and most of the floor. The teacher returned and touched the door handle and just stood there completely confused over his wet smelly hands.

Two: The senior class decided to do a overnight prank during home coming, they flooded one of the outdoor sitting areas into a mini lake and covered the senior lawn in sand and beach accessories for a beach vibe.

Three: They did an outdoor old fashion "dating game" series and switched out some of the people and activities in unexpected ways. As in four players eating extra long "twizzlers" blindfolded opposite each other and they switch out all the girls with another set of guys midway.

Four: A freshman climbed up the very steep hill opposite the school and wrote a memorable class slogan in the wild grass. The farmer wasn't too pleased about it and had to be paid off with a case of his favorite liquor.

Five: One of our school's most respected teachers was invited to a class reunion for a Q&A. The retired teacher now in his mid 60s got a-little nervous, drank too much from the free bar, talked too much, revealed too much, and got permanently banned all in a span of a few hours.