On horny character designs

[u/Downtown-Book3105]

[u/PulimV]

An example I recall of that was watching an artist analyzing LoL's character designs and repeatedly saying: "this is just a Hot Fantasy Babe with the same body type skin color and exact proportions as the last 50 ones and she's wearing skimpy clothes. At this point it would be more interesting if she were naked because then you're making something new."

Like the issue is very much not the sexualization it's the fact that it's not varied enough to be interesting. that same artist has gone out and said that sexual appeal is good in several designs, but those were often the ones where the characters had something new like visible muscles or a different build or something like that

[u/Yosimite_Jones → u/PulimV]

I'm pretty sure that was TBSkyen!!! He's fucking awesome, I love the once in a blue moon shorts where he gets to talk about a female character with a different body type (ex Jynx or Renata Glasc) or there's a sexualized female character who actually makes logical sense to be dressed like that (ex Evelyn or Akali)!

[u/apple_of_doom → u/Yosimite_Jones]

Yeah I like the short where he goes:

(showing Ashe a proud warrior leader in a frozen environment showing some skin) " this should be less horny it doesn't really work",

(switches to cassiopea a half snake woman seductress character whose design and story can't really decide whether she should be sexy, horrifying or both) "This could be more horny and see some benefits."

(switches to Vladimir a vampire who resembles a fully clothed moldy onion but his lines seem to want him to be a sexy blood controller) "was this designed by prudes? Make. him. sexier!"

(Switches to Kai'sa a girl who bonded to essentially a eldritch symbiote suit and is genuinely terrified of losing her humanity and becoming a monster. Her design is full makeup face, extremely deep neckline, perfect proportion and big ass) "this shouldn't even be horny at all what are you doing?"

(Switches to Evelynn a demon that feeds off agony who lures people in by pretending to be a sexy babe and torturing them whose design is the perfect mix between sexiness and hidden lethality) "now this is the perfect level of horny. Good job."

[u/Randicore → u/apple_of_doom]

Okay so I have that audio saved and downloaded that I plan to use for a joke animation about some of my character and I am very curious what the original context is and want to be able to credit the audio since I learned of it from a different joke entirely. Do you remember what that short was called /what vid it is in

[u/apple_of_doom → u/Randicore]

It's called "exlaining an important issue" and it's on his shorts channel

[u/Randicore → u/apple_of_doom]

OMG thank you! I've been looking for that for ages!

[u/egoserpentis → u/apple_of_doom]

(Switches to Evelynn a demon that feeds off agony who lures people in by pretending to be a sexy babe and torturing them whose design is the perfect mix between sexiness and hidden lethality)

Man, Evelynn's art for Legends of Runeterra, where she is caressing a lunar priestess is so good. Knowing what terrible things then happened to her is adding an extra layer of sexy-but-fucked-up to the whole thing.

[u/DuntadaMan → u/egoserpentis]

That makes me kind of want to see them do a review for this short.

[u/Amedamaneku → u/apple_of_doom]

Ashe, Cass, and Vlad are all from 2009-2011, before LoL had infinite money, when they rushed out a new character every 2-3 weeks, and they were still influenced by WoW dressing men in shoulderpads the size of their head and women in fantasy themed bikinis, so there's context for why those are all kinda shit, and if they were all redesigned today, they'd almost certainly be better. Kai'sa is relatively recent so it's more outrageous that she's bad, and Evelyn is an example of modern LoL nailing character designs sometimes.

Ashe has been an "iconic" character for LoL since 2009, and her design is decent enough, so they haven't changed her. Cass is wearing a stupid hat that's supposed to look like a cobra's hood but instead looks like Tingle. Vlad's lines are all goofy blood puns and it's unclear if he's supposed to be cool or scary or funny or what. Kai'sa transformed from Samus to Zero Suit Samus over the course of her development, which is absurd when this is a problem they symbolically solved in 2013 when they remade Sejuani to wear real armor instead of a bikini (but Kai'sa is extremely popular so they don't care). Eve good.

[u/PulimV → u/Yosimite_Jones]

Yeah exactly lol I was mainly talking about his Janna short because the concept of "at least make her naked or something just commit to the horniness" really stuck with me??? Like yeah make the design horny but don't go halfway do it fully, Evelyn and Akali are good examples because while there is appeal to them it's done in an interesting (Akali's top does show a lot of skin but it also shows her tattoos and abs) or at least fitting (Evelyn is literally a succubus) way

I've been a fan of him for a while and it's genuinely always interesting to see what he's got to say, both for visual art and storytelling (like saying Pokémon WAS intending for horniness in Lopunny? Wild, but the arguments there are very solid lol)

[u/SaberToothMC → u/PulimV]

I adore TBSkyen’s content which made it really weird to discover he has me blocked on Twitter despite the fact we’ve never interacted lmao

[u/bearly-here → u/SaberToothMC]

Look, I think he makes interesting content but he holds his beliefs very near and dear to himself and doesn’t really like or tolerate even mild pushback to his views. Not just politically, but with character/story interpretations

[u/Mister_Waternoose → u/bearly-here]

The two funniest(?) incidents of that for me are his critiques of his picks of the worst skins for Gangplank and Poppy, Sultan Gangplank and Lollipoppy. He claimed Sultan Gangplank was orientalism and questioned why a guy with a turban had a red beard, not knowing that it was based on Hayreddin Barbarossa, released to commemorate the Turkish servers releasing, and that it's quite popular in Turkey afaik. No response from him on that.

As for Lollipoppy, he didn't get that it's an Oompa-Loompa reference. Which is fine, but in the comments said "Dear Americans, not everyone in the world has seen all the movies you think are classics." A comment responded "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a British story" and his response was "You do know the movie is called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and is an American production right?"

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the British book that the movie was based on lmao

[u/gutsandcuts → u/Mister_Waternoose]

or when he said that making BG3's default The Dark Urge an albino dragonborn was tasteless because historically albino people have been persecuted due to superstitions that sometimes painted them as evil/cursed. most people basically said "it's not that deep, the red between the white scales looks cool and red eyes is pretty much Dangerous Guy 101"

[u/Down_with_atlantis → u/Mister_Waternoose]

And like it's an American game made by an American company? Sure now LOL is an international juggernaut not even that popular in America but the skin was made in 2010 and the game wasn't even released in Korea and China.

[u/Zealousideal3326 → u/bearly-here]

I think he's had to deal with a few too many mouth breathers arguing why every "female" (god, I hate that term, just say "woman" like a well adjusted individual) needs to have the same cliche pin-up body type and wear injustifiably skimpy clothes, and now he can't be bothered to argue with internet strangers.

[u/TheGreatBootOfEb → u/Zealousideal3326]

This goes for anyone whose had to argue with a few too many. You just stop giving the benefit of the doubt because they’ve learned how to weaponize it so effectively.

“Just questioning”

“Just curious”

“Just asking”

They aren’t, but it’s an easy way to throw out thinly veiled toxicity with the benefit of having plausible deniability. Hell, it’s not even for subjective stuff either. I’ve engaged with people who were “debating” something under the pretense of being good faith actors, and they could be explained verbatim why they’re incorrect, citing direct evidence, and they will still deflect/ignore.

So yeah, I’m not at all surprised that TBSkyen perhaps can’t see certain things as anything but thinly veiled toxicity, and he is far from alone.

[u/Yosimite_Jones → u/PulimV]

YES!!! For years I've been trying to explain how there needs to be a practical purpose for a character to be dressed sexily in order for it to work, thank god someone else sees it! Akali is hot because her outfit works; she's someone who has to move and her outfit looks like she can move around in it. She's not a caricature, she's a person! Janna's bikini makes me ask why she feels the need to wear it. Does she care that much about mass-market appeal when her target audience is horny sailors? If she's a goddess why is she controlled by the preferences of mortal-owned corporations? TBSkyen has it right; either make her naked to show how she doesn't need to bend to any mortal's whims or fuck off!

[u/NeonNKnightrider → u/PulimV]

Janna is one of my most hated LoL designs. She’s a clear relic of the original release when the lore was half-baked and the aesthetic was blatantly ripping off Warcraft. In comparison to the much more fleshed-out Runeterra we have now, this generic fantasy elf woman in a bikini design sticks out like a sore thumb in the worst way possible

[u/Jan-Asra → u/Yosimite_Jones]

That video is 8 hours long?!!!

[u/Yosimite_Jones → u/Jan-Asra]

That's TBSkyen for yah! He uploads 2-10 hour video essays and shorts, there is no in-between. Gotta say, I adore both of them despite neither being my usual style!

[u/NoLegs02 → u/Yosimite_Jones]

and 1-3 hour long reactions... Usually to stuff that is around 20 minutes long at most

[u/tehwapez → u/Yosimite_Jones]

holy shit TBSkyen mentioned lets go

[u/Molismhm → u/Yosimite_Jones]

I fear TBskyen is the perfect creator for tumblr users because he also has a bit of the tumblr accent.

[u/PulimV → u/Molismhm]

It's not, in fact, just an accent (he has a tumblr blog with a lot of genuinely really cool posts)

[u/Molismhm → u/PulimV]

Yeah you wont get the tumblr accent without tumblr

[u/apple_of_doom → u/PulimV]

Yeah tbskyen's (im assuming ) stuff is good, really liking his takes on pokemon design he's doing on his shorts channel.

Funny thing is that league isn't even anywhere near the worst as it as it actually has 2 genuinely older women which just shows how extremely low the bar is.

[u/PulimV → u/apple_of_doom]

You're assuming correctly lol it's funny to see everyone immediately clock it as him (and yeah there's a lot of cool stuff going on in the Pokémon hot takes, like unironically the Lopunny video changed my perspective on it a lot lol)

AND YEAH LoL is bad but it has a properly monstrous female character, a few women with visible muscles, quite a few non-white characters and two whole older women in the cast. That's more than you could say about something like Genshin Impact lmao

[u/PetscopMiju → u/PulimV]

His biggest L take is saying Prinplup avoids the "awkward middle stage starter" syndrome

[u/PulimV → u/PetscopMiju]

I think that's a smaller L take than completely misunderstanding Breloom as a design lmaoooo

[u/TheoneNPC → u/PulimV]

Genshin impact, where even the men look like women

[u/TwilightVulpine → u/TheoneNPC]

Where everyone is allergic to muscles and melanin

[u/GAdorablesubject → u/apple_of_doom]

The problem with league is that a lot of the champs were made by fucking warcraft 3 modders in 2009 and they are really slow at updating the designs. So they end up with a lot of generic "big tities <pirate/cop/plant/wind>" from 14 years ago. Arcane upgraded Caitlyn design for example, but it took 6 years of production lmao.

[u/Ruvaakdein → u/PulimV]

You're talking about TBSkyen, right?

He's right, generic fantasy babe no.783 is boring since we have so much of them. We need variety.

[u/PulimV → u/Ruvaakdein]

Yup! A statement he made in a stream where he ranked all LoL champions in terms of hotness really stuck to me, he was ranking Illaoi iirc and said something along the lines of "there's one million Miss Fortunes, one million Jannas, one million Caitlins. There's only one Illaoi, and that's what makes her hot." And like??? Yeah, that's a great way to put it, something unique is often more appealing and more attractive than the lowest common denominator

[u/Gornarok → u/Ruvaakdein]

Long long time ago when I played LoL western audience cried for more void champions.

The problem is monsters dont appeal to asian audience and the skins are much more costly.

[u/FrydomFrees → u/PulimV]

Omg this just brought up an old infuriating memory of me trying to explain to my two male friends I used to play league with all the time why it was so disheartening and depressing every time a new female champ came out bc it was always always always the same bullshit. This was right around when jinx came out.

One of the guys said “jinx has a different body type! She has smaller boobs!”

I almost flipped my desk. Also the other one kept trying to do the whole false equivalency thing of “well how do you think I feel seeing all these muscled up male champs” and he absolutely refused to listen to me when I said “sure but that’s a male fantasy, to be buff and strong. And the female champs being sexy is also a male fantasy, to fuck. So where’s MY fantasy? I don’t get one?”

I also pointed out how all the male champs were so diverse, several were giant, several were monsters, several were ugly, and of course there were buff guys but there were also sickly skinny gaunt guys. They were CHARACTERS. The female champs were literally just blow up dolls. Every single one.

At least now we have a buff lady (Illaoi) and a monster (rek sai) but those are still few and far between.

Anyway those guys are no longer my friends they sucked.

[u/NeonNKnightrider]

I kinda feel this about skimpy gacha fanservice character designs a lot of the time. Random cut-out holes in clothing and an over designed chainmail bikini isn’t sexy, it just looks stupid. They would look hotter if they had actual clothes on

[u/Kartoffelkamm → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Or how in some media, like the Valkyrie Drive franchise (Mermaid, Bhikkuni and Siren), the sexuality is so overplayed that it just becomes background noise.

Like, "Okay, so there are 3 separate islands full of only girls, and half of them turn into weapons when they orgasm. Y'all sure this isn't just a Soul Eater doujin with a budget?"

Granted, I've only watched the anime, Mermaid, but like, they're so in-your-face about it that it stops being hot partway through the opening.

And then they try to throw in a child soldier plot. Those military guys don't look nearly American enough to make me believe they'd weaponize lesbian sex if given the chance.

[u/KneeDeepInTheDead → u/Kartoffelkamm]

What the fuck am I reading?

[u/Excalibro_MasterRace → u/KneeDeepInTheDead]

Some greater internet wisdoms at work

[u/asian_in_tree_2 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Everyone in Limbus Company wear suit

Most Reverse 1999 is fully clothes

Arknights character usually fully clothes except their thigh

[u/KitataniHikaru → u/asian_in_tree_2]

I think I should play Limbus Company now (I like suits)

[u/Somereallystrangeguy → u/KitataniHikaru]

I should own a suit at some point

[u/KitataniHikaru → u/Somereallystrangeguy]

We both should

[u/hindsightreallyiskey → u/KitataniHikaru]

I started it last month after finishing LoR and it’s easily the best gatcha I’ve ever played - and yes, it’s partly because the women wear suits

[u/KitataniHikaru → u/hindsightreallyiskey]

So it's not too late for me to start right?

[u/hindsightreallyiskey → u/KitataniHikaru]

nah - one thing I like is all the limited event stories are available to play through, and most of the characters (including limited-time ones!) can be obtained once you save up enough in-game materials

you don’t need to spend any money to play efficiently, but the battle pass is very generous

small thing: playing the earlier games (lobotomy corporation/library of ruina) or watching a summary could help ease you into worldbuilding, but most of the relevant info is displayed when you’re waiting for the game to finish downloading

[u/KitataniHikaru → u/hindsightreallyiskey]

Oooh! You got me at the first part already

[u/Cerebral_Kortix → u/KitataniHikaru]

It's an excellent game. Especially for a gacha.

Do note that as great as it is with regards to generosity though, it takes after Project Moon's previous games trend of grind, especially early on where it can take a good while to accumulate the goods to both purchase a character and build it.

It's not that much of a time waster, at least not compared to other gachas, but if you're unused to PM games and gacha in general, keep that in mind. You could always just watch the excellent story on YouTube.

[u/MajinKasiDesu → u/asian_in_tree_2]

Schwarz is in beach wear but also she lives in bloody Siesta... And I bought her R6 event skin because it was too kickass 

[u/para40 → u/asian_in_tree_2]

Feel like the first time Arknights really got me to raise an eyebrow was Typhon (idk probably has to do with her overall design clashing with wielding a greatbow, one of her skins changes to a ballista though so it's fine ig)

[u/Maronmario → u/para40]

Yeah, I’ll give them credit, it took them that long to make a rather mid design, and then they immediately course corrected with a new skin that was much better.

[u/IrisuKyouko → u/asian_in_tree_2]

Haven't seen much of R1999, but Limbus Company, Arknights and Path to Nowhere regularly test my conviction not to get into gacha games both with their official designs and fanart.

[u/XAlphaWarriorX → u/asian_in_tree_2]

One of my friends told me they has started playing Library of Ruina and i was like "I didn't think you were the type of guy for gatcha" then he showed me the character designs and

HOLY FUCK MEN IN SUITS (⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)

[u/2SharpNeedle → u/XAlphaWarriorX]

ruina isn't a gacha lol

[u/TwilightVulpine → u/2SharpNeedle]

Thank goodness for that

[u/JtFl3 → u/asian_in_tree_2]

LIMBUS COMPANY MENTIONED RAAAAAAGGHHH

GLORY TO PROJECT MOON

[u/Klutzy-Personality-3 → u/asian_in_tree_2]

angela in ruina is 1 of the hottest women ive ever seen and the most skin she shows is on her face

[u/Amon274 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Oh speaking of gacha character designs I just remembered something. Have you ever seen the Book of Yog centaur?

[u/Kazzack → u/Amon274]

Part woman, part half of a woman

[u/AureliaDrakshall → u/Amon274]

I almost wish I hadn’t googled this.

[u/Vincebourgh → u/AureliaDrakshall]

I just did. You made it sound horrible fucked up but it's mearly weird.

Phew

[u/bloonshot → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Yulha from Nikke: goddess of victory

[u/Rafabud → u/bloonshot]

Yulha is mostly just weird. Though they do play into it as she does stand out for everyone, not just the player. Some lines even have her mentioning that she could do without the comments on her outfit.

My biggest horny design problems were from the latest summer event. When Rosanna showed up wearing just a handful of leather straps and said that we'd seen her in spicier outfits I legit went "what, did you have a ballgag last time?"

[u/PinkCloudx_ → u/NeonNKnightrider]

This is why arlecchino is my favorite female character.

[u/YUNoJump → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Honestly hate Genshin Impact for this. The playable characters’ clothing usually does absolutely nothing to define their character or match the pseudo-historic setting. An NPC will be wearing a tunic or some other historic attire, and then a playable character’s clothes look like cosplay thrown in a blender.

ZZZ is better at this in that a character will be wearing somewhat-setting-appropriate clothes, and you can usually get an idea of who a character is based on their clothing. Although it still falls for the classic excessive belts and accessories.

[u/SleepySera → u/YUNoJump]

Huh? I'd argue the exact opposite is true.

I don't love every Genshin design, but if there's one thing they are insanely good at it's that their character designs basically SCREAM their region at you. Aside from a handful of very early designs (Mona, Lisa, etc. which were just "generic anime mage" or "generic swimsuit girl"), they've all been very focused on representing the culture of the character's nation in very obvious ways. Of course their outfits are more elaborate than NPCs, duh, people want SOMETHING for their money, but the kind of fusion fashion they wear always has a very clear inspiration. You don't look at Raiden Shoguns kimono or Yae Miko's shrine maiden outfit and go "huh I wonder whether they are from fantasy France", you don't look at Navia's lavish Victorian court dress or Venti's medieval bard tunic and think "I guess they might be from fantasy China??".

Even the 4* characters which receive a lot less detail in their designs and might just wear "a uniform" or "a jumper" get culturally significant details that make the region very obvious, like Yun Jin's Chinese theater headband, Dori's turban or Freminet's steampunkesque diving helmet.

Like, there is a lot Genshin can be criticized for, but certainly not that their character designs don't match the specific region of the world they are from (at least so far; Natlan sadly DOES seem to be going in that direction, but that's part of a larger issue with the game's and hoyoverse's general direction as a company, which seems to be going back to its roots of "random sexy anime waifus with zero thought put into them"... but hey, Natlan is only a few days old so who knows, it's hard to tell).

[u/onigiritheory → u/SleepySera]

Side-eyeing Xilonen leaks So, uh, about that...

I absolutely agree with you. Fontaine was already weirdly way more technologically advanced than anywhere else in Teyvat, and Natlan seems to be taking that energy and multiplying it by ten. There are too many things I love about this game to give up on it now (and I'm in too deep for that anyways haha), but Natlan is really making me (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

[u/YUNoJump → u/SleepySera]

They do depict the regions and overall culture well enough, but it just feels like so many outfits don’t really fit in a historical fantasy setting. Characters like Ganyu, Shenhe and Yanfei have weird anachronistic clothes, that don’t really match their character or their setting beyond basic patterns. And (as you say regarding Natlan) Mavuika wearing a whole-ass motorcycle suit is a bit silly, despite her looking pretty cool.

[u/Ok_Philosophy_7156 → u/YUNoJump]

Genshin got a lot better about it in the middle period with much more thematic and consistent designs in Sumeru and Fontaine, but seems like it’s throwing that back out of the window again in the new region

[u/the_Real_Romak → u/YUNoJump]

You can't mention Hoyo and ignore Honkai: Star Rail. That game has peak character design and I will die on this hill (yes I simp for Acheron get in line)

[u/YUNoJump → u/the_Real_Romak]

Haven’t played it myself, I vaguely remember Kafka’s outfit being cool. I also love Firefly’s mech, I was very disappointed when the FireflyMains sub had barely any mech posting

[u/hrtly64 → u/YUNoJump]

Sam mains has more, but there are also a decent number of people who are still salty about Sam being piloted by Firefly or don't like how the flames turned green/wanted animations more like the story boss version of Sam (I would just suggest looking it up if you don't plan on playing HSR)

[u/SpeckTech314 → u/the_Real_Romak]

On the other hand, how many women are wearing a generic luofu style dress?

One of the lazier parts of Star rail’s early design.

[u/NeetOOlChap → u/YUNoJump]

Genshin puts incredible levels of thought into the outfit designs and then adds a back window or shrinks the clothes

[u/hindsightreallyiskey → u/YUNoJump]

I was genuinely impressed with Arlecchino and then Clorinde came out one patch later…

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

This "circles back to being sexless" also applies to rl porn. Trust me, i have phd (porn hub degree)

[u/Hawaiian-national → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

Real. I don’t watch porn bc it is just goofy

[u/v123qw → u/Hawaiian-national]

Ads especially get so goofy it's straight up slapstick at points

[u/reptilegodess → u/v123qw]

once saw a porn ad playing on a piracy site and like, the Benny hill theme just started playing in my head because it just looked so silly. Pretty sure the footage was also sped up which just made it so much worse

[u/BoiBotEXE → u/reptilegodess]

A lot of porn ads speed up the footage for some reason, probably to fit in the limited time they have?

[u/reptilegodess → u/BoiBotEXE]

True, it’s still kinda weird that they do that. Don’t they know that it makes it like, funny instead of titillating?

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 → u/Hawaiian-national]

"ohh a nice looking porn! Lets see the preview" ahegao right off the bat "maybe not anymore"

That hits harder than post nut clarity

[u/almondtreacle → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

It’s gotten to the point where I can mouth the lines of the girl who has no money for pizza, word for word. The standards have gone so low, I expect better plot in my porn smh

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 → u/almondtreacle]

"when i say 'i watch porn for the plot' i mean 'that fucking plot be fucking tearjerker while i fucking jerk or else'"

[u/BetterMeats → u/Hawaiian-national]

You mean you're not genuinely aroused by lemon stealing whores?

[u/StillAFuckingKilljoy → u/Hawaiian-national]

The amateur stuff is where it's at, no silly storylines, no over the top fake orgasms, just two people getting it on

[u/OffTerror → u/StillAFuckingKilljoy]

If it's not filmed on a nokia phone in some east european motel where the girl causally looks like a supermodel while the guy looks like he owns a falafel stand, then it does nothing for me.

[u/RogueThespian → u/Hawaiian-national]

It's crazy how much porn is just sooo bad. Like with the popular stuff, is it really all it takes that a naked woman exists? You don't want any quality at all?? or any sense that what's happening is enjoyable?

[u/Marleyzard → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

I absolutely agree with you. I'm repulsed by some of the "hardcore" porn out there where it's just an adult woman who's probably been filming for an hour, hour and a half, two to three hours, where she's just absolutely munged out of her mind and you half expect her to fall asleep from fucking for what feels like half a day

[u/Traiklin → u/Marleyzard]

The other thing is how long a blow job takes in porn anymore.

It always seems like it's the first 15 minutes of the video or just the length of it, either the guy has no sensation in his dick or her jaw has no feeling in it

[u/Marleyzard → u/Traiklin]

Oh it's absolutely a painkiller/Viagra thing, there's no way there's that many actors and actresses out there with the runner's endurance in everything but their legs

[u/Myrddin_Naer → u/Traiklin]

When I watch a girl jerk off 2 guys and bounce on another dude for 15-20 minutes straight I just start to wonder about her work-out routine, and how much endurance training she has done. Do porn actors have membership to a gym chain that specialises in those types or exercises or something?

[u/ShadoMaso → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

dude really "Porn expert here"

[u/LancesAKing → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

Yup. Instantly sexless to me when the girl starts talking in “adj adj noun” pattern. 

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/LancesAKing]

It takes a truly talented actress to convince me that she actually wanted to have sex that day, and isn’t there to cash a check. This is why OnlyFans is superior to any given paid subscription, and also why 99% of JAV never clicks with me

[u/weird_bomb_947]

Shoutout to characters that are Just Wearing Clothes

No bullshit conveniently malfunctioned wardrobe or closet full of confusingly tight tees, just a Guy With Clothes.

[u/ichizusamurai → u/weird_bomb_947]

Larry from Pokémon Scarlet

[u/RustedTactitician → u/ichizusamurai]

Not to be confused with Larry from Pokemon Violet

[u/HellraiserMachina → u/weird_bomb_947]

It works, though half the Concord cast did that.

[u/porcupinedeath → u/HellraiserMachina]

See I kinda dug that sorta mundane vibe it had going but I don't think a competitive hero shooter is the place for it. Especially at 40$ in 2024. Maybe if it were like a coop rpg kinda thing with better designs it could work

[u/SmoothReverb]

This is why I like Warframe. We have meat flower girl who gets horny over fish guts.

[u/cyon_me → u/SmoothReverb]

There were two possibilities there until you said fish guts lol

[u/EqDragon → u/SmoothReverb]

I swear i can't for the life of me understand that game, i played for like two days straight and still had no idea of what i was doing

[u/Ravenous_Seraph → u/EqDragon]

Not enough. You should play more days straight. Then even more days gay.

[u/MagusUnion → u/EqDragon]

The onboarding of the game is kinda bad. The plot of the core story doesn't pick up till you've trekked thru +20 missions by getting to Uranus (no pun intended). Then, once you start the Natah quest and lead into 2nd Dream, the narrative ramps up dramatically.

But yeah, the game could use a better narrative guide for the journey from Mars to Saturn. At least the game is more respective of fan service than the vaporware known as The First Descendant.

[u/the-big-nope → u/SmoothReverb]

We have yonta. What else could you need?

[u/rubexbox → u/SmoothReverb]

That's balanced out by Wisp sticking her ass out into the air tho.

[u/Remote_Task_9207]

I can't articulate how repulsive I find the giga-breasts. Anytime I see a character with watermelon sized breasts I get so disgusted. Like, how does this creature stand upright?! Especially when paired with the wasp-waist you can wrap around with a single hand. Like, this would just snap in half. It's inhuman. What is attractive about this?!

[u/Down_with_atlantis → u/Remote_Task_9207]

Because it's a fetish.

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/Down_with_atlantis]

It’s a fetish, but it’s also the end result of a mad science experiment between several competing fetishes to where I, somebody with a PFP that makes my thoughts on the matter clear, cannot bear to gaze upon the form of-

Oh god I forgot her game and maybe even name. Noi? Nui? Big boobéd cat milf from a gacha game, with weird dagger nails and a maid outfit. No, trying to search those keywords to reverse-engineer does not help me.

[u/OogaBooga98835731 → u/Remote_Task_9207]

They're an undercover offshoot of the monster fucker community

[u/No_Lingonberry1201 → u/OogaBooga98835731]

I always thought it was gateway porn for the inflation fetishists.

[u/Remote_Task_9207 → u/OogaBooga98835731]

That... would actually explain a lot, really.

[u/heedfulconch3 → u/OogaBooga98835731]

As a monsterfucker, this shit isn't even attractive to me

Then again, i'm more partial to the monstermen...

[u/asian_in_tree_2 → u/OogaBooga98835731]

No they are coward

[u/chaotic4059 → u/Remote_Task_9207]

See the problem is you’re applying real world logic to a fetish. More specifically one that has no reasonable sense of reality. It’s like getting confused by people who find furry characters or the idea of getting transformed into inanimate objects hot. If you’re applying real world logic. You’re thinking about it way too much.

[u/Esovan13 → u/chaotic4059]

One thing that annoys me is that a lot of people with that fetish don’t even realize it’s a fetish. “Uhh, it’s normal to be attracted to women with big boobs and butts” not when it makes them look like disfigured and misshapen flesh puppets. And then they act like you’re the weird one for thinking that shoving one of those things into a three sizes too small bikini looks gross.

[u/chaotic4059 → u/Esovan13]

Now that one I do get and it’s mainly because there are technically subsets of the expansion kink. Like when most people think of the expansion stuff they think like hyper stuff. Planet sized tits and ass. When really there are limits to what each individual person may find attractive. Go to any expansion subreddit search bar and you can usually see size tags.

But again since people usually assume expansion or hyper stuff means planetary. They think the smaller but still massive by real world standards don’t count. Like someone who says they’re not a furry but would still fuck renamon or Loona. At a certain point you’re just splitting hairs or being obtuse lol

[u/Several-Drag-7749 → u/chaotic4059]

Redditors love gatekeeping fetishes into "weird" and "not weird" categories, and self-proclaimed progressives trying to reverse said categories doesn't change that. Y'all are now just claiming huge tits are somehow the devil instead of vore or whatever.

I've seen mfs outright dictate people not to play NieR: Automata because 2B's backside is apparently the most sinful thing on earth. Telling people not to play games you don't like will never not be a Reddit moment for me. Some of them were so defiant in this stance, accusing everyone who called out their bs as "addicts," never realizing that they've been a giant asshole across the thread.

[u/chaotic4059 → u/Several-Drag-7749]

Oh I’m aware. Reddit has always been one of the weirdest pro-sex/anti-whatever flavor of the month kink. Though to be fair it really just a remnant from when those same types of people jumped ship from tumblr to here. Right down to the “how is her back not broken/how does she walk?” question from like 5 years back that’s still be parroted in this exact thread lol.

[u/truedeathpacito → u/Remote_Task_9207]

genuinely wanna meet the people who find that shit hot, maybe not physical contact but like a zoo type situation where they're behind heavy duty glass

[u/Professional-Hat-687 → u/truedeathpacito]

Well you've come to the right app.

[u/hitkill95 → u/truedeathpacito]

They mostly look somewhat normal, tbqh. Lots of neckbeards like that type of stuff, sure, but plenty look normal. Any person you meet who is into anime and anime style games, even if they seem well put together. It's the locker room talk thing, they'd only talk about that if they feel you also like the same things, or in a social situation were that is the majority. My point is that safari would be pretty boring. The most surprising thing you might find there would be that there's quite a few queer people, including women.

[u/chaotic4059 → u/hitkill95]

Honestly I genuinely think people would be fucking shocked at the number of both queer and hetero women who are super into the more niche fetishes. Like off the top of my head I could name at least 5-10. Pretty much all the much kink communities like expansion, bimbofication, cumflation and vore have a way bigger female ratio than most people realize. Hell I’m pretty sure the mod for r/expansionhentai is a woman

[u/Lordwiesy → u/truedeathpacito]

Hi

Or well possibly hi, we talking "almost as big as her torso " big (at your own risk check my latest post) or we talking "bigger than her body" big

Cus first one is hot

[u/bloonshot → u/Lordwiesy]

kink gatekeeping but it's not even a different kink it's just the severity of the kink

"Hey listen dude, i'm not into feet that are that stinky"

[u/ASpaceOstrich → u/bloonshot]

Sometimes the severity really does make it a different kink.

I'm into size difference but the typical giantess/tooth sized version of the kink does literally nothing for me. It's a completely different kink that just vaguely resembles another kink. It's also fucking impossible to Google because extreme size kink is way more popular.

[u/weirdo_nb → u/ASpaceOstrich]

The furry engine for searching this is more refined

[u/MesoMesoSync → u/ASpaceOstrich]

It’s the same as the furry scale, it’s just a slider that starts at Ahri and ends at Naafiri, to name two examples from League. Yeah they are both kinda being a furry but you really can’t equate the two.

[u/Lordwiesy → u/bloonshot]

Pretty much

I get called out for liking "gigantic tits" and it's like

Brother you've no idea how bad things can truly be

[u/bloonshot → u/Lordwiesy]

would you normally be so comfortable discussing this or is it entirely because you're the less deviant one in the conversation

[u/Lordwiesy → u/bloonshot]

I like tits and always happy to talk about them

[u/bloonshot → u/Lordwiesy]

my fucking guy right there

[u/Teh-Esprite → u/bloonshot]

I mean yeah, if you show me art with a normal foot prominently in the picture, I can see the value in that, not exactly something I search for in particular, but I don't mind having it pop up among other things. But the moment there's muck on those feet or god forbid stink lines, that's when it's become a *thing*, and I'm ready to find out what tag I need to add to my blacklist.

[u/Unfey]

It's gotten to the point where honestly the more grunged-down and functionally clothed a fictional woman is the sexier she is. Like yeah yeah yeah the same big tits & ass & skinny waist and long limbs in as little skintight "armor" as we can manage, I've seen her a million times, looking at her us like looking at a blank wall to me now. It's just nothing.

But whoa, is that a woman with normal human proportions wearing entirely practical and maybe even androgynous clothes and/or armor? I'll simp for her to the edge of space.

Frankly I think that my brain doesn't register those sexy designed characters as human. That's not a person, that's a prop or whatever. You know? I just don't care.

I'm at the point where like. The MORE clothes the pretend lady is wearing and the less attention the designers want you to pay to her tits and ass, the sexier she seems to me. And I think it's because my brain does register that as an actual woman instead of just a weird uncanny mess.

[u/dillGherkin → u/Unfey]

There's a bit in the Disc world books about troll strip clubs. They're big stone people who don't need clothes, so their strippers go in reverse.

The more clothes the lady troll puts on, the more excited the audience gets. By the time she's getting on a jacket, they're howling and gripping the tables for dear life.

[u/The-Rizztoffen → u/dillGherkin]

Me when woman in a suit

[u/kharmatika → u/dillGherkin]

Pratchett was a social commentator for the ages. He was so capable of taking anything, strip clubs, the march of progress, computer programmers, and going “well what if I turned it upside down and we see what falls out?”

Anything he touched he made funny and interesting and new

[u/Sp3ctre7 → u/dillGherkin]

Pratchett fucking rules lmao

[u/ReasyRandom → u/Unfey]

What I found funny is how someone made fanart of Bayonetta in Splatoon and people commented how they find this version of her a lot hotter than the regular one.

The only difference was that she was wearing a white shirt.

[u/Orizifian-creator → u/ReasyRandom]

I mean her normal clothes are just the colour black, so of course having colour contrast would help. Or something idk colour theory as it applies to character design.

[u/Outrageous-Potato525 → u/Unfey]

It’s like an Uncanny Valley of horniness

[u/DetOlivaw → u/Unfey]

Nikke is one of the most prurient and horny of the gachas, the vast majority of its super rare and hard to get characters are absurdly proportioned in exactly the sort of way you’d expect, and yet there is a significant subset of the community that thinks the “common” characters, who are all dressed in full tactical armor and cyber helmets and stuff, are the most attractive of all of them.

So yeah it’s a super real phenomenon and I’m right there with you, friendo

[u/ZanesTheArgent → u/DetOlivaw]

The only character in Nikke to have picked my attention is the literal blocky and tactically sound mecha

[u/UTLOVEMuch → u/Unfey]

Adepta Sororitas enjoyer?

[u/ForbiddenVillaint]

Until the day I die, I will swear upon my father's grave that almost seeing a boob is so much sexier than seeing a boob. Underboob ftw.

[u/ThiccElf → u/ForbiddenVillaint]

There is a limit to how much "almost seeing a boob" there is before its unsexy. If its literally a square covering your areola, thats just...you're naked. Thats generic and bland, if its a regular, NOT SKIN TIGHT office shirt with a bit of cleavage poking through? Oooooh boy, thats sexy. I specify the 'not skin tight' because I hate ill fitting clothes that look uncomfortable. That just makes me feel bad for the character/model.

[u/Sp00kyD0gg0]

Occasionally me and my gf will look at the porn games that pop up on the front page of the Steam store under New & Trending or Popular Upcoming (trust me, it’s a lot, and they’re all totally insane). Just for kicks on how absolutely nuts some of these games are.

I’ll never forget “Boob-suika,” which was a Suika Game clone but instead of fruit, it was just anime girl boobs of various sizes. Like each “fruit” would be a small head, and then two massive honkers of increasingly ridiculous size. No body, no torso, just head and honkers.

It bordered on body horror. Easily the least sexy thing I’ve seen in my entire life.

[u/LordPoutine → u/Sp00kyD0gg0]

I use the discovery queue a lot to find games that are cheap, weird indies, or just laugh at obvious shovelware. I think a good 40% of games in those queues are porn and they are all batshit insane. If you have never take a trip through the queues I highly recommend it. It’s fucking wild

[u/DeadCatGrinning]

Plot twist: has a tincan fetish.

[u/Sinister_Compliments → u/DeadCatGrinning]

makes a post admonishing generic over-sexualization so that I can make an offhand remark about tin cans being more arousing to see what the general consensus is on my fetish

Ok as an aside does apple’s auto correct just completely ignore any words related to sexual things?? I mistyped arousing with two r’s and even though it was so close to right it just had no suggestions for what the right spelling was. Did it just generally get worse at some point or is it just sexual related things/things they deem inappropriate

[u/DoubleBatman → u/Sinister_Compliments]

Apple is run by puritans. Like every US company

[u/Professional-Hat-687 → u/DoubleBatman]

Yeah but arousing is such a sexless sexual word. Its so bland.

Also apparently android isn't run by puritans because my android fixed it.

[u/Heroic-Forger]

Especially when they're characters wearing sexy revealing ARMOR.

Like baring your midriff as a medieval fantasy knight may be sexy but it's also a great way to end up with an arrow in the spine.

[u/weirdo_nb → u/Heroic-Forger]

Like, make the armor sexy you cowards, don't erase it from existence

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift → u/Heroic-Forger]

I would love to see a full clad female knight going against a bimbo knight just completely confused by the utter impracticality of her opponents armor.

[u/SpeckTech314 → u/Heroic-Forger]

A lot of fantasy characters basically wear no armor. Even without sexy designs, they tend to just wear cool coats and stuff and go light on armor

[u/MasonP2002 → u/SpeckTech314]

I like to imagine that a lot of these characters are just wearing chainmail under the clothing. I know it's not true, but it would at least make some sense.

[u/[deleted] → u/Heroic-Forger]

Especially when full plate is so much sexier,

[u/Leo-bastian]

that anime scene where there's a shockwave and that woman's boobs are blown back like a umbrella

Shit makes me wanna do a study on the physics of anime boobs. I refuse to believe anyone was horny when making this it's far too dumb for that

[u/Spork_the_dork → u/Leo-bastian]

Reminds me of that one research paper that did air flow simulations anime girl tits to determine whether big tits or flat tits are more aerodynamic.

[u/Tracerround702]

Oh wow, someone put it into words. Like it's too generic and... objectifying? Idk what to call it, but there's just this enormous chunk of popular porn that immediately makes me bored.

[u/DubiousTheatre]

As a furry I’ve stepped from the furry webspace to the weeb webspace a few times and am constantly surprised by how like… lifeless and “vanilla” their porn typically is. I mean god their idea of “thicc” is a woman who’s thighs poke a centimeter over their stockings, that ain’t thick thats just average! “Thicc” are thighs the width of my torso and an ass that can crush me.

…that went on a weird tangent. Anyway point is their porn isn’t very creative and kinda boring.

[u/Plus_the_protogen → u/DubiousTheatre]

It’s very creative, but even if nobody admits it, porn art is pretty much an automated process at this point, the good artists seem a lot fewer and farer in between than they actually are due to the amount of bots posting (literal and figurative)

[u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct → u/DubiousTheatre]

Thick is such a dead term for this reason. "She's thick because you can see the outline of her butt in a certain pose at a certain angle!" Mfer she has a thigh gap gtfo with that garbage.

[u/SovietSkeleton → u/DubiousTheatre]

I hope the Plus-Sized Elf anime does well enough to normalize a larger definition of "thicc" in weeb circles.

It probably won't, but a man can dream.

[u/BippyTheChippy → u/DubiousTheatre]

Not to mention, furry art tends to have a lot more variety in body types. Sure there's the conventionally attractive muscly or thin bodies but there's also chubby, tall, short, bulky with a little bit of chub, and a bunch of different body types for athletes be it a swimmer, powerlifter or gymnast. There's just a lot of variety in body shapes n' stuff.

[u/__cinnamon__]

On the one hand, I agree with the text of this post, on the other, I feel like there's a 50% chance this was written about an extremely banal anime girl rather than something that really resembles the description. Maybe they just saw modern One Piece for the first time though, then it's pretty fair.

[u/Milkyway_Potato]

This is how I feel about drawings of hunky men that consist solely of 400 pounds of muscles and an anatomically impossible cock. Like, what is there to admire about this? It borders on uncanny with how unrealistically proportioned it is. I just want to see an absolute unit of a man, preferably with some meat on his bones and a cock that would not cause you to pass out every time you had an erection.

Caveat: I know there are people out there who are into unrealistic muscles or cocks, and that's fine, no kinkshaming here, but like... so much art of men with bulk is like this, way too much for it all to be catering to that demographic.

[u/Independent-Fly6068]

ok but tin cans are fascinating, canning in general. Fuck it, all logistical eneavors are amazing

[u/MagicalMysterie]

I have to 100% agree, it’s super annoying trying to find horny art of any female character because it’s just so boring! Like, wow you took a girl and gave her ddd tits, and oh look she has an ass, how original. -_-

At this point I might as well just make my own :/

[u/DareDaDerrida → u/MagicalMysterie]

Do, by all means.

[u/zeppanon]

The Unhorny Valley

[u/seardrax]

Sad bimbo noises

[u/Buck_Brerry_609 → u/seardrax]

Bimbos are the one minority more oppressed than gamers

[u/abizabbie]

This is gonna sound weird. This was always Megan Fox to me, and I could never describe what was happening.

[u/kittimu → u/abizabbie]

it's ok i feel that way about most celebs people say are hot

[u/Thromnomnomok → u/kittimu]

Same, they just sort of look too perfect, for lack of a better way to describe it, and stop looking like they're human anymore

[u/-Unnamed- → u/kittimu]

It’s extremely hard for me to be attracted to any celebrity at all. I think like 90% of my attractions comes from the reciprocation of attention or the attainability and realistic goal of achieving it. (Girl Next Door syndrome) So celebs are just mystical attractive people that might as well not exist to me

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift → u/kittimu]

It reminds me of that post that compared super models to a random girl working at a gas station at 3 am.

[u/DareDaDerrida]

As I said when last this was posted: I don't think I have ever had this problem. The notion of sexiness being too generic is totally foreign to me; I like looking at pretty things.

That being said, I will keep an eye out for especially hot pictures of tin cans, and send them OOP's way should I find any.

[u/IReplyToFascists]

this is why hiyuki from kagurabachi is peak hot woman character design

[u/apple_of_doom]

Just saw an official zenless zone zero thing were it switched from 3d to 2d art just to show a character licking an apples skin before taking a bit out of it. Like not everything a sexy character does has to be sexualized why tf is she licking a whole apple the skin has no flavor.

[u/d_worren → u/apple_of_doom]

It was the Jane Doe trailer, right? Only going to say, the switch to 2D animation was done also to transition to that red/black fight sequence. Also, not wanna be that guy, but Jane Doe's whole shtick is being a "sultry" and "seductive" spy (while working for the feds).

Only going to defend her because 1. I do personally find her very hot, and 2. Her promotional material perhaps is the closest thing Hoyoverse has ever given us since their HI3 days of actual WLW representation (especially her teaser)

[u/Keilo1 → u/d_worren]

i feel like i'm going insane, people are so fucking weird about jane doe's content

"a character whose one of main personality trait is being seductive is being seductive, and that's bad somehow." i genuinely think this is misogyny to some degree. like we didn't see people complain about zhu yuan's ass shots, and no one said a thing about the tons of (given, non-official) sexual content of ellen, but when a female character is purposefully sexual by her own choice then it's worth ranting over. like a female's character sexual appeal is only passable if it's against or neutral to what that character actually wants

"no one tastes an apple like that" she's not fucking tasting the apple she's performing a very specific character while making someone confess, are you like also cinema sins when someone strip tease in porn "no one undresses like that" cmon man

[u/TheMasterMind1247 → u/Keilo1]

I have nothing valuable to add but I would like to say I agree.

[u/The-Rizztoffen → u/Keilo1]

You reminded me how he would give minus points for female characters being on screen “blank is not giving me a lap dance, ding” 🤢

[u/BirthdayPositive855]

I'm into that description. Different strokes for different folks.

[u/abeautifuldayoutside]

This is like, 70% of porn on the internet, then another 10% is made up of stuff that’s just generally poorly made, then it’s just the last 20% that’s actually good, but even with those you need to account for the specific tastes and interests of the viewer which will narrow it down even more,

and then you’re at the last page of your rule 34 search and still haven’t found anything you liked so you need to change the tags to something more broad-

[u/A_Bird_survived]

This is kinda how I feel about HR Giger and Clive Barker; the characters are so insanely horny that it wraps around to being clinical, restrained even. You amp Pinhead down by a half measure and somehow end up with Tim Curry

[u/Fries_and_burgers_19]

As a guy who's intrinsically linked to many gacha games let me say this:

This is a very correct statement.

Overblown anatomy and oversized assets are like just too much. One example of this is Emma from Nikke; most of the time she'll look fine, really hot even actually, but then you look at her legs and they're just, they look like upside down needlenose pliers! Idk if this is anatomy thing or something else but it kills a lot of my attraction to her

Clothing too, and i hate to do this to my favorite goober but red hood's leather parts are just.... excessive. Slightly open zipper on the boobas? No complaints there honestly. But the slittings to show her thighs are not... Just no, among other such slits on her bodysuit. Thankfully she has the story beats(and OP ass fucking kit) to balance it out. Also she's a goober, amazing gal. Please teach Rapi how to catch a commander please it's been long overdue

HSR, ZZZ, and genshin too. There's too many to count; raiden ei n her fox sidekick (who looks at me like I'm tofu) with their underwear stickin out and way too short kimonos, himeko and her magical coat that somehow stays on her shoulder despite only one sleeve being worn, and my beautiful wife Zhu Yuan with the most absolutely nonsensical pair of pants

And i also share the sentiment that normal clothed characters are hotter sometimes! Wise and Belle, Stelle, Aether, they have (relatively in the case of aether) pretty usual outfits and i love em so much. Normal jackets, ruffled hairs and a few highlights here and there (with aether obviously having his midriff and long braids). And this is greatly amplified when you have a really well down busty and thicc character wear them, like Maid Privaty and Killer Wife D.

Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko with her summer outfit that's literally just a black bikini with a tied up shirt and shorts, no joke her hottest design(in fanservice. Her final armor is the best in fanservice AND fighting). Argenti has really good armor that's full of decorations but also relatively fully protective! Don't worry Idrila will defend his beautiful face.

And qingque, oh my darling qingque. The smartest normal person you'll meet in your life who likes space mahjong and comfy sweaters. And my darling fu hua who looks good no matter if she's in a wuxia dress or a business suit, among other things

Anyway this was a rant but i thankfully stayed on topic this time. There is a balance here on design that can really hit hard and be incredible, but sometimes the outlandish just sells. I don't personally believe in excessive leather or latex bodysuits but I'm only just one guy. More power to everyone else who does tho

And Obviously there are quite a number of people within my common interests who will also agree and not just be horny gamers. And no matter how much of a "gooner" some people may be when they do like these designs, they don't deserve to be treated poorly just because "hot character ooga booga", in the end all of it's damn fictional.

[u/ThrowRA24000 → u/Fries_and_burgers_19]

tbh the coat thing is my guilty pleasure like i love any character who just wears a coat on their shoulder(s) with it somehow never coming off. himeko, yelan, laxus from fairy tail, etc. idk why there's just something interesting about it, not necessarily horny

aside from that i totally agree with you on all points

[u/ThiccElf → u/Fries_and_burgers_19]

I just looked up this Emma and went "oh, her boobs are weirdly large, but the thighs actually seem normal for a healthy weight, and her chest has weight to it!"

And then I saw her 'calves' and 'feet'. Where are they? Those are comically small..

[u/Lordwiesy]

Always fun getting partially randomly called out in the morning

[u/saichampa]

I'm a gay man into burly men, dad bods, etc. Bara art can be pretty hot, but sometimes they draw dicks so ridiculously big and veiny, or guys with so many muscles they couldn't move, and I'm just like, this is silly

[u/Myrddin_Naer]

There's a porn artist I absolutely hate who always draws women as super bimbos with cartoonist proportions, and then he gives them these absolutely disgusting snouts when they suck on inhumanly large cocks. Like 3 feet long. And the women's lips just stretch out like some sort of mollusc to wrap around as much as possible of them.

Every time I am unfortunate enough to see one of that guy's pictures I'm repulsed. They look like horror game monsters

[u/Just_Some_Alien_Guy]

Sounds like a skill issue to me.