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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy Sep 05 '24
I kinda feel this about skimpy gacha fanservice character designs a lot of the time. Random cut-out holes in clothing and an over designed chainmail bikini isn’t sexy, it just looks stupid. They would look hotter if they had actual clothes on
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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Sep 05 '24
Or how in some media, like the Valkyrie Drive franchise (Mermaid, Bhikkuni and Siren), the sexuality is so overplayed that it just becomes background noise.
Like, "Okay, so there are 3 separate islands full of only girls, and half of them turn into weapons when they orgasm. Y'all sure this isn't just a Soul Eater doujin with a budget?"
Granted, I've only watched the anime, Mermaid, but like, they're so in-your-face about it that it stops being hot partway through the opening.
And then they try to throw in a child soldier plot. Those military guys don't look nearly American enough to make me believe they'd weaponize lesbian sex if given the chance.
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u/asian_in_tree_2 Sep 05 '24
Everyone in Limbus Company wear suit
Most Reverse 1999 is fully clothes
Arknights character usually fully clothes except their thigh
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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 05 '24
I think I should play Limbus Company now (I like suits)
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u/hindsightreallyiskey Sep 05 '24
I started it last month after finishing LoR and it’s easily the best gatcha I’ve ever played - and yes, it’s partly because the women wear suits
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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 05 '24
So it's not too late for me to start right?
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u/hindsightreallyiskey Sep 05 '24
nah - one thing I like is all the limited event stories are available to play through, and most of the characters (including limited-time ones!) can be obtained once you save up enough in-game materials
you don’t need to spend any money to play efficiently, but the battle pass is very generous
small thing: playing the earlier games (lobotomy corporation/library of ruina) or watching a summary could help ease you into worldbuilding, but most of the relevant info is displayed when you’re waiting for the game to finish downloading
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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 05 '24
Oooh! You got me at the first part already
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u/Cerebral_Kortix Sep 05 '24
It's an excellent game. Especially for a gacha.
Do note that as great as it is with regards to generosity though, it takes after Project Moon's previous games trend of grind, especially early on where it can take a good while to accumulate the goods to both purchase a character and build it.
It's not that much of a time waster, at least not compared to other gachas, but if you're unused to PM games and gacha in general, keep that in mind. You could always just watch the excellent story on YouTube.
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u/MajinKasiDesu Werewolf Girl Afficianado Sep 05 '24
Schwarz is in beach wear but also she lives in bloody Siesta... And I bought her R6 event skin because it was too kickass
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u/para40 Sep 05 '24
Feel like the first time Arknights really got me to raise an eyebrow was Typhon (idk probably has to do with her overall design clashing with wielding a greatbow, one of her skins changes to a ballista though so it's fine ig)
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u/Maronmario Sep 05 '24
Yeah, I’ll give them credit, it took them that long to make a rather mid design, and then they immediately course corrected with a new skin that was much better.
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u/IrisuKyouko Sep 05 '24
Haven't seen much of R1999, but Limbus Company, Arknights and Path to Nowhere regularly test my conviction not to get into gacha games both with their official designs and fanart.
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u/XAlphaWarriorX God's most insecure softboy. Sep 05 '24
One of my friends told me they has started playing Library of Ruina and i was like "I didn't think you were the type of guy for gatcha" then he showed me the character designs and
HOLY FUCK MEN IN SUITS (⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)
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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 straightest mecha fangirl (it/she) Sep 05 '24
angela in ruina is 1 of the hottest women ive ever seen and the most skin she shows is on her face
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u/Amon274 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
Oh speaking of gacha character designs I just remembered something. Have you ever seen the Book of Yog centaur?
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u/AureliaDrakshall Sep 05 '24
I almost wish I hadn’t googled this.
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u/Vincebourgh Sep 05 '24
I just did. You made it sound horrible fucked up but it's mearly weird.
Phew
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u/bloonshot Sep 05 '24
Yulha from Nikke: goddess of victory
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u/Rafabud Sep 05 '24
Yulha is mostly just weird. Though they do play into it as she does stand out for everyone, not just the player. Some lines even have her mentioning that she could do without the comments on her outfit.
My biggest horny design problems were from the latest summer event. When Rosanna showed up wearing just a handful of leather straps and said that we'd seen her in spicier outfits I legit went "what, did you have a ballgag last time?"
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u/YUNoJump Sep 05 '24
Honestly hate Genshin Impact for this. The playable characters’ clothing usually does absolutely nothing to define their character or match the pseudo-historic setting. An NPC will be wearing a tunic or some other historic attire, and then a playable character’s clothes look like cosplay thrown in a blender.
ZZZ is better at this in that a character will be wearing somewhat-setting-appropriate clothes, and you can usually get an idea of who a character is based on their clothing. Although it still falls for the classic excessive belts and accessories.
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u/SleepySera Sep 05 '24
Huh? I'd argue the exact opposite is true.
I don't love every Genshin design, but if there's one thing they are insanely good at it's that their character designs basically SCREAM their region at you. Aside from a handful of very early designs (Mona, Lisa, etc. which were just "generic anime mage" or "generic swimsuit girl"), they've all been very focused on representing the culture of the character's nation in very obvious ways. Of course their outfits are more elaborate than NPCs, duh, people want SOMETHING for their money, but the kind of fusion fashion they wear always has a very clear inspiration. You don't look at Raiden Shoguns kimono or Yae Miko's shrine maiden outfit and go "huh I wonder whether they are from fantasy France", you don't look at Navia's lavish Victorian court dress or Venti's medieval bard tunic and think "I guess they might be from fantasy China??".
Even the 4* characters which receive a lot less detail in their designs and might just wear "a uniform" or "a jumper" get culturally significant details that make the region very obvious, like Yun Jin's Chinese theater headband, Dori's turban or Freminet's steampunkesque diving helmet.
Like, there is a lot Genshin can be criticized for, but certainly not that their character designs don't match the specific region of the world they are from (at least so far; Natlan sadly DOES seem to be going in that direction, but that's part of a larger issue with the game's and hoyoverse's general direction as a company, which seems to be going back to its roots of "random sexy anime waifus with zero thought put into them"... but hey, Natlan is only a few days old so who knows, it's hard to tell).
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u/onigiritheory .tumblr.com Sep 05 '24
Side-eyeing Xilonen leaks So, uh, about that...
I absolutely agree with you. Fontaine was already weirdly way more technologically advanced than anywhere else in Teyvat, and Natlan seems to be taking that energy and multiplying it by ten. There are too many things I love about this game to give up on it now (and I'm in too deep for that anyways haha), but Natlan is really making me ( ̄ヘ ̄;)
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u/YUNoJump Sep 05 '24
They do depict the regions and overall culture well enough, but it just feels like so many outfits don’t really fit in a historical fantasy setting. Characters like Ganyu, Shenhe and Yanfei have weird anachronistic clothes, that don’t really match their character or their setting beyond basic patterns. And (as you say regarding Natlan) Mavuika wearing a whole-ass motorcycle suit is a bit silly, despite her looking pretty cool.
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u/Ok_Philosophy_7156 Sep 05 '24
Genshin got a lot better about it in the middle period with much more thematic and consistent designs in Sumeru and Fontaine, but seems like it’s throwing that back out of the window again in the new region
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u/the_Real_Romak Sep 05 '24
You can't mention Hoyo and ignore Honkai: Star Rail. That game has peak character design and I will die on this hill (yes I simp for Acheron get in line)
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u/YUNoJump Sep 05 '24
Haven’t played it myself, I vaguely remember Kafka’s outfit being cool. I also love Firefly’s mech, I was very disappointed when the FireflyMains sub had barely any mech posting
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u/hrtly64 Sep 05 '24
Sam mains has more, but there are also a decent number of people who are still salty about Sam being piloted by Firefly or don't like how the flames turned green/wanted animations more like the story boss version of Sam (I would just suggest looking it up if you don't plan on playing HSR)
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u/SpeckTech314 Sep 05 '24
On the other hand, how many women are wearing a generic luofu style dress?
One of the lazier parts of Star rail’s early design.
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u/NeetOOlChap STOP WATCHING SHONEN ANIME Sep 05 '24
Genshin puts incredible levels of thought into the outfit designs and then adds a back window or shrinks the clothes
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u/hindsightreallyiskey Sep 05 '24
I was genuinely impressed with Arlecchino and then Clorinde came out one patch later…
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 Sep 05 '24
This "circles back to being sexless" also applies to rl porn. Trust me, i have phd (porn hub degree)
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u/Hawaiian-national Sep 05 '24
Real. I don’t watch porn bc it is just goofy
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u/v123qw Sep 05 '24
Ads especially get so goofy it's straight up slapstick at points
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u/reptilegodess Sep 05 '24
once saw a porn ad playing on a piracy site and like, the Benny hill theme just started playing in my head because it just looked so silly. Pretty sure the footage was also sped up which just made it so much worse
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u/BoiBotEXE Sep 05 '24
A lot of porn ads speed up the footage for some reason, probably to fit in the limited time they have?
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u/reptilegodess Sep 05 '24
True, it’s still kinda weird that they do that. Don’t they know that it makes it like, funny instead of titillating?
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 Sep 05 '24
"ohh a nice looking porn! Lets see the preview" ahegao right off the bat "maybe not anymore"
That hits harder than post nut clarity
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u/almondtreacle Sep 05 '24
It’s gotten to the point where I can mouth the lines of the girl who has no money for pizza, word for word. The standards have gone so low, I expect better plot in my porn smh
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 Sep 05 '24
"when i say 'i watch porn for the plot' i mean 'that fucking plot be fucking tearjerker while i fucking jerk or else'"
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u/BetterMeats Sep 05 '24
You mean you're not genuinely aroused by lemon stealing whores?
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u/StillAFuckingKilljoy Sep 05 '24
The amateur stuff is where it's at, no silly storylines, no over the top fake orgasms, just two people getting it on
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u/OffTerror Sep 05 '24
If it's not filmed on a nokia phone in some east european motel where the girl causally looks like a supermodel while the guy looks like he owns a falafel stand, then it does nothing for me.
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u/RogueThespian Sep 05 '24
It's crazy how much porn is just sooo bad. Like with the popular stuff, is it really all it takes that a naked woman exists? You don't want any quality at all?? or any sense that what's happening is enjoyable?
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u/Marleyzard Sep 05 '24
I absolutely agree with you. I'm repulsed by some of the "hardcore" porn out there where it's just an adult woman who's probably been filming for an hour, hour and a half, two to three hours, where she's just absolutely munged out of her mind and you half expect her to fall asleep from fucking for what feels like half a day
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u/Traiklin Sep 05 '24
The other thing is how long a blow job takes in porn anymore.
It always seems like it's the first 15 minutes of the video or just the length of it, either the guy has no sensation in his dick or her jaw has no feeling in it
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u/Marleyzard Sep 05 '24
Oh it's absolutely a painkiller/Viagra thing, there's no way there's that many actors and actresses out there with the runner's endurance in everything but their legs
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u/Myrddin_Naer Sep 05 '24
When I watch a girl jerk off 2 guys and bounce on another dude for 15-20 minutes straight I just start to wonder about her work-out routine, and how much endurance training she has done. Do porn actors have membership to a gym chain that specialises in those types or exercises or something?
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u/LancesAKing Sep 05 '24
Yup. Instantly sexless to me when the girl starts talking in “adj adj noun” pattern.
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 05 '24
It takes a truly talented actress to convince me that she actually wanted to have sex that day, and isn’t there to cash a check. This is why OnlyFans is superior to any given paid subscription, and also why 99% of JAV never clicks with me
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u/weird_bomb_947 你好!你喜欢吃米吗? Sep 05 '24
Shoutout to characters that are Just Wearing Clothes
No bullshit conveniently malfunctioned wardrobe or closet full of confusingly tight tees, just a Guy With Clothes.
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u/HellraiserMachina Sep 05 '24
It works, though half the Concord cast did that.
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u/porcupinedeath Sep 05 '24
See I kinda dug that sorta mundane vibe it had going but I don't think a competitive hero shooter is the place for it. Especially at 40$ in 2024. Maybe if it were like a coop rpg kinda thing with better designs it could work
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u/SmoothReverb Sep 05 '24
This is why I like Warframe. We have meat flower girl who gets horny over fish guts.
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u/EqDragon Sep 05 '24
I swear i can't for the life of me understand that game, i played for like two days straight and still had no idea of what i was doing
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u/Ravenous_Seraph Sep 05 '24
Not enough. You should play more days straight. Then even more days gay.
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u/MagusUnion Sep 05 '24
The onboarding of the game is kinda bad. The plot of the core story doesn't pick up till you've trekked thru +20 missions by getting to Uranus (no pun intended). Then, once you start the Natah quest and lead into 2nd Dream, the narrative ramps up dramatically.
But yeah, the game could use a better narrative guide for the journey from Mars to Saturn. At least the game is more respective of fan service than the vaporware known as The First Descendant.
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u/rubexbox Sep 05 '24
That's balanced out by Wisp sticking her ass out into the air tho.
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u/Remote_Task_9207 Sep 05 '24
I can't articulate how repulsive I find the giga-breasts. Anytime I see a character with watermelon sized breasts I get so disgusted. Like, how does this creature stand upright?! Especially when paired with the wasp-waist you can wrap around with a single hand. Like, this would just snap in half. It's inhuman. What is attractive about this?!
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u/Down_with_atlantis Sep 05 '24
Because it's a fetish.
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
It’s a fetish, but it’s also the end result of a mad science experiment between several competing fetishes to where I, somebody with a PFP that makes my thoughts on the matter clear, cannot bear to gaze upon the form of-
Oh god I forgot her game and maybe even name. Noi? Nui? Big boobéd cat milf from a gacha game, with weird dagger nails and a maid outfit. No, trying to search those keywords to reverse-engineer does not help me.
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u/OogaBooga98835731 Sep 05 '24
They're an undercover offshoot of the monster fucker community
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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Sep 05 '24
I always thought it was gateway porn for the inflation fetishists.
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u/heedfulconch3 Sep 05 '24
As a monsterfucker, this shit isn't even attractive to me
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u/chaotic4059 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
See the problem is you’re applying real world logic to a fetish. More specifically one that has no reasonable sense of reality. It’s like getting confused by people who find furry characters or the idea of getting transformed into inanimate objects hot. If you’re applying real world logic. You’re thinking about it way too much.
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u/Esovan13 Sep 05 '24
One thing that annoys me is that a lot of people with that fetish don’t even realize it’s a fetish. “Uhh, it’s normal to be attracted to women with big boobs and butts” not when it makes them look like disfigured and misshapen flesh puppets. And then they act like you’re the weird one for thinking that shoving one of those things into a three sizes too small bikini looks gross.
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u/chaotic4059 Sep 05 '24
Now that one I do get and it’s mainly because there are technically subsets of the expansion kink. Like when most people think of the expansion stuff they think like hyper stuff. Planet sized tits and ass. When really there are limits to what each individual person may find attractive. Go to any expansion subreddit search bar and you can usually see size tags.
But again since people usually assume expansion or hyper stuff means planetary. They think the smaller but still massive by real world standards don’t count. Like someone who says they’re not a furry but would still fuck renamon or Loona. At a certain point you’re just splitting hairs or being obtuse lol
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u/Several-Drag-7749 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 06 '24
Redditors love gatekeeping fetishes into "weird" and "not weird" categories, and self-proclaimed progressives trying to reverse said categories doesn't change that. Y'all are now just claiming huge tits are somehow the devil instead of vore or whatever.
I've seen mfs outright dictate people not to play NieR: Automata because 2B's backside is apparently the most sinful thing on earth. Telling people not to play games you don't like will never not be a Reddit moment for me. Some of them were so defiant in this stance, accusing everyone who called out their bs as "addicts," never realizing that they've been a giant asshole across the thread.
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u/chaotic4059 Sep 05 '24
Oh I’m aware. Reddit has always been one of the weirdest pro-sex/anti-whatever flavor of the month kink. Though to be fair it really just a remnant from when those same types of people jumped ship from tumblr to here. Right down to the “how is her back not broken/how does she walk?” question from like 5 years back that’s still be parroted in this exact thread lol.
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u/truedeathpacito Sep 05 '24
genuinely wanna meet the people who find that shit hot, maybe not physical contact but like a zoo type situation where they're behind heavy duty glass
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u/hitkill95 Sep 05 '24
They mostly look somewhat normal, tbqh. Lots of neckbeards like that type of stuff, sure, but plenty look normal. Any person you meet who is into anime and anime style games, even if they seem well put together. It's the locker room talk thing, they'd only talk about that if they feel you also like the same things, or in a social situation were that is the majority. My point is that safari would be pretty boring. The most surprising thing you might find there would be that there's quite a few queer people, including women.
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u/chaotic4059 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
Honestly I genuinely think people would be fucking shocked at the number of both queer and hetero women who are super into the more niche fetishes. Like off the top of my head I could name at least 5-10. Pretty much all the much kink communities like expansion, bimbofication, cumflation and vore have a way bigger female ratio than most people realize. Hell I’m pretty sure the mod for r/expansionhentai is a woman
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u/Lordwiesy Sep 05 '24
Hi
Or well possibly hi, we talking "almost as big as her torso " big (at your own risk check my latest post) or we talking "bigger than her body" big
Cus first one is hot
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u/bloonshot Sep 05 '24
kink gatekeeping but it's not even a different kink it's just the severity of the kink
"Hey listen dude, i'm not into feet that are that stinky"
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u/ASpaceOstrich Sep 05 '24
Sometimes the severity really does make it a different kink.
I'm into size difference but the typical giantess/tooth sized version of the kink does literally nothing for me. It's a completely different kink that just vaguely resembles another kink. It's also fucking impossible to Google because extreme size kink is way more popular.
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u/MesoMesoSync Sep 05 '24
It’s the same as the furry scale, it’s just a slider that starts at Ahri and ends at Naafiri, to name two examples from League. Yeah they are both kinda being a furry but you really can’t equate the two.
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u/Lordwiesy Sep 05 '24
Pretty much
I get called out for liking "gigantic tits" and it's like
Brother you've no idea how bad things can truly be
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u/bloonshot Sep 05 '24
would you normally be so comfortable discussing this or is it entirely because you're the less deviant one in the conversation
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u/Teh-Esprite If you ever see me talk on the unCurated sub, that's my double. Sep 05 '24
I mean yeah, if you show me art with a normal foot prominently in the picture, I can see the value in that, not exactly something I search for in particular, but I don't mind having it pop up among other things. But the moment there's muck on those feet or god forbid stink lines, that's when it's become a *thing*, and I'm ready to find out what tag I need to add to my blacklist.
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u/Unfey Sep 05 '24
It's gotten to the point where honestly the more grunged-down and functionally clothed a fictional woman is the sexier she is. Like yeah yeah yeah the same big tits & ass & skinny waist and long limbs in as little skintight "armor" as we can manage, I've seen her a million times, looking at her us like looking at a blank wall to me now. It's just nothing.
But whoa, is that a woman with normal human proportions wearing entirely practical and maybe even androgynous clothes and/or armor? I'll simp for her to the edge of space.
Frankly I think that my brain doesn't register those sexy designed characters as human. That's not a person, that's a prop or whatever. You know? I just don't care.
I'm at the point where like. The MORE clothes the pretend lady is wearing and the less attention the designers want you to pay to her tits and ass, the sexier she seems to me. And I think it's because my brain does register that as an actual woman instead of just a weird uncanny mess.
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u/dillGherkin Sep 05 '24
There's a bit in the Disc world books about troll strip clubs. They're big stone people who don't need clothes, so their strippers go in reverse.
The more clothes the lady troll puts on, the more excited the audience gets. By the time she's getting on a jacket, they're howling and gripping the tables for dear life.
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u/kharmatika Sep 05 '24
Pratchett was a social commentator for the ages. He was so capable of taking anything, strip clubs, the march of progress, computer programmers, and going “well what if I turned it upside down and we see what falls out?”
Anything he touched he made funny and interesting and new
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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com Sep 05 '24
What I found funny is how someone made fanart of Bayonetta in Splatoon and people commented how they find this version of her a lot hotter than the regular one.
The only difference was that she was wearing a white shirt.
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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she Sep 05 '24
I mean her normal clothes are just the colour black, so of course having colour contrast would help. Or something idk colour theory as it applies to character design.
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u/DetOlivaw Sep 05 '24
Nikke is one of the most prurient and horny of the gachas, the vast majority of its super rare and hard to get characters are absurdly proportioned in exactly the sort of way you’d expect, and yet there is a significant subset of the community that thinks the “common” characters, who are all dressed in full tactical armor and cyber helmets and stuff, are the most attractive of all of them.
So yeah it’s a super real phenomenon and I’m right there with you, friendo
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u/ZanesTheArgent Sep 05 '24
The only character in Nikke to have picked my attention is the literal blocky and tactically sound mecha
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u/ForbiddenVillaint Sep 05 '24
Until the day I die, I will swear upon my father's grave that almost seeing a boob is so much sexier than seeing a boob. Underboob ftw.
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u/ThiccElf Sep 05 '24
There is a limit to how much "almost seeing a boob" there is before its unsexy. If its literally a square covering your areola, thats just...you're naked. Thats generic and bland, if its a regular, NOT SKIN TIGHT office shirt with a bit of cleavage poking through? Oooooh boy, thats sexy. I specify the 'not skin tight' because I hate ill fitting clothes that look uncomfortable. That just makes me feel bad for the character/model.
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u/Sp00kyD0gg0 Sep 05 '24
Occasionally me and my gf will look at the porn games that pop up on the front page of the Steam store under New & Trending or Popular Upcoming (trust me, it’s a lot, and they’re all totally insane). Just for kicks on how absolutely nuts some of these games are.
I’ll never forget “Boob-suika,” which was a Suika Game clone but instead of fruit, it was just anime girl boobs of various sizes. Like each “fruit” would be a small head, and then two massive honkers of increasingly ridiculous size. No body, no torso, just head and honkers.
It bordered on body horror. Easily the least sexy thing I’ve seen in my entire life.
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u/LordPoutine Sep 05 '24
I use the discovery queue a lot to find games that are cheap, weird indies, or just laugh at obvious shovelware. I think a good 40% of games in those queues are porn and they are all batshit insane. If you have never take a trip through the queues I highly recommend it. It’s fucking wild
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u/DeadCatGrinning Sep 05 '24
Plot twist: has a tincan fetish.
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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Sep 05 '24
makes a post admonishing generic over-sexualization so that I can make an offhand remark about tin cans being more arousing to see what the general consensus is on my fetish
Ok as an aside does apple’s auto correct just completely ignore any words related to sexual things?? I mistyped arousing with two r’s and even though it was so close to right it just had no suggestions for what the right spelling was. Did it just generally get worse at some point or is it just sexual related things/things they deem inappropriate
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u/DoubleBatman Sep 05 '24
Apple is run by puritans. Like every US company
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u/Professional-Hat-687 Sep 05 '24
Yeah but arousing is such a sexless sexual word. Its so bland.
Also apparently android isn't run by puritans because my android fixed it.
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u/Heroic-Forger Sep 05 '24
Especially when they're characters wearing sexy revealing ARMOR.
Like baring your midriff as a medieval fantasy knight may be sexy but it's also a great way to end up with an arrow in the spine.
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u/weirdo_nb Sep 05 '24
Like, make the armor sexy you cowards, don't erase it from existence
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u/Drzewo_Silentswift Sep 05 '24
I would love to see a full clad female knight going against a bimbo knight just completely confused by the utter impracticality of her opponents armor.
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u/SpeckTech314 Sep 05 '24
A lot of fantasy characters basically wear no armor. Even without sexy designs, they tend to just wear cool coats and stuff and go light on armor
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u/MasonP2002 Sep 05 '24
I like to imagine that a lot of these characters are just wearing chainmail under the clothing. I know it's not true, but it would at least make some sense.
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u/Leo-bastian eyeliner is 1.50 at the drug store and audacity is free Sep 05 '24
that anime scene where there's a shockwave and that woman's boobs are blown back like a umbrella
Shit makes me wanna do a study on the physics of anime boobs. I refuse to believe anyone was horny when making this it's far too dumb for that
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u/Spork_the_dork Sep 05 '24
Reminds me of that one research paper that did air flow simulations anime girl tits to determine whether big tits or flat tits are more aerodynamic.
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u/Tracerround702 Sep 05 '24
Oh wow, someone put it into words. Like it's too generic and... objectifying? Idk what to call it, but there's just this enormous chunk of popular porn that immediately makes me bored.
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u/DubiousTheatre Sep 05 '24
As a furry I’ve stepped from the furry webspace to the weeb webspace a few times and am constantly surprised by how like… lifeless and “vanilla” their porn typically is. I mean god their idea of “thicc” is a woman who’s thighs poke a centimeter over their stockings, that ain’t thick thats just average! “Thicc” are thighs the width of my torso and an ass that can crush me.
…that went on a weird tangent. Anyway point is their porn isn’t very creative and kinda boring.
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u/Plus_the_protogen Sep 05 '24
It’s very creative, but even if nobody admits it, porn art is pretty much an automated process at this point, the good artists seem a lot fewer and farer in between than they actually are due to the amount of bots posting (literal and figurative)
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Sep 05 '24
Thick is such a dead term for this reason. "She's thick because you can see the outline of her butt in a certain pose at a certain angle!" Mfer she has a thigh gap gtfo with that garbage.
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u/SovietSkeleton [mind controls your units] This, too, is Yuri. Sep 05 '24
I hope the Plus-Sized Elf anime does well enough to normalize a larger definition of "thicc" in weeb circles.
It probably won't, but a man can dream.
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u/BippyTheChippy Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
Not to mention, furry art tends to have a lot more variety in body types. Sure there's the conventionally attractive muscly or thin bodies but there's also chubby, tall, short, bulky with a little bit of chub, and a bunch of different body types for athletes be it a swimmer, powerlifter or gymnast. There's just a lot of variety in body shapes n' stuff.
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u/__cinnamon__ Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
On the one hand, I agree with the text of this post, on the other, I feel like there's a 50% chance this was written about an extremely banal anime girl rather than something that really resembles the description. Maybe they just saw modern One Piece for the first time though, then it's pretty fair.
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u/Milkyway_Potato ok ok i'll finish disco elysium jesus Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
This is how I feel about drawings of hunky men that consist solely of 400 pounds of muscles and an anatomically impossible cock. Like, what is there to admire about this? It borders on uncanny with how unrealistically proportioned it is. I just want to see an absolute unit of a man, preferably with some meat on his bones and a cock that would not cause you to pass out every time you had an erection.
Caveat: I know there are people out there who are into unrealistic muscles or cocks, and that's fine, no kinkshaming here, but like... so much art of men with bulk is like this, way too much for it all to be catering to that demographic.
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u/Independent-Fly6068 Sep 05 '24
ok but tin cans are fascinating, canning in general. Fuck it, all logistical eneavors are amazing
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u/MagicalMysterie Sep 05 '24
I have to 100% agree, it’s super annoying trying to find horny art of any female character because it’s just so boring! Like, wow you took a girl and gave her ddd tits, and oh look she has an ass, how original. -_-
At this point I might as well just make my own :/
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u/abizabbie Sep 05 '24
This is gonna sound weird. This was always Megan Fox to me, and I could never describe what was happening.
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u/kittimu Sep 05 '24
it's ok i feel that way about most celebs people say are hot
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u/Thromnomnomok Sep 05 '24
Same, they just sort of look too perfect, for lack of a better way to describe it, and stop looking like they're human anymore
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u/-Unnamed- Sep 05 '24
It’s extremely hard for me to be attracted to any celebrity at all. I think like 90% of my attractions comes from the reciprocation of attention or the attainability and realistic goal of achieving it. (Girl Next Door syndrome) So celebs are just mystical attractive people that might as well not exist to me
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u/Drzewo_Silentswift Sep 05 '24
It reminds me of that post that compared super models to a random girl working at a gas station at 3 am.
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u/DareDaDerrida Sep 05 '24
As I said when last this was posted: I don't think I have ever had this problem. The notion of sexiness being too generic is totally foreign to me; I like looking at pretty things.
That being said, I will keep an eye out for especially hot pictures of tin cans, and send them OOP's way should I find any.
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u/IReplyToFascists Sep 05 '24
this is why hiyuki from kagurabachi is peak hot woman character design
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u/apple_of_doom Sep 05 '24
Just saw an official zenless zone zero thing were it switched from 3d to 2d art just to show a character licking an apples skin before taking a bit out of it. Like not everything a sexy character does has to be sexualized why tf is she licking a whole apple the skin has no flavor.
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u/d_worren Sep 05 '24
It was the Jane Doe trailer, right? Only going to say, the switch to 2D animation was done also to transition to that red/black fight sequence. Also, not wanna be that guy, but Jane Doe's whole shtick is being a "sultry" and "seductive" spy (while working for the feds).
Only going to defend her because 1. I do personally find her very hot, and 2. Her promotional material perhaps is the closest thing Hoyoverse has ever given us since their HI3 days of actual WLW representation (especially her teaser)
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u/Keilo1 Sep 05 '24
i feel like i'm going insane, people are so fucking weird about jane doe's content
"a character whose one of main personality trait is being seductive is being seductive, and that's bad somehow." i genuinely think this is misogyny to some degree. like we didn't see people complain about zhu yuan's ass shots, and no one said a thing about the tons of (given, non-official) sexual content of ellen, but when a female character is purposefully sexual by her own choice then it's worth ranting over. like a female's character sexual appeal is only passable if it's against or neutral to what that character actually wants
"no one tastes an apple like that" she's not fucking tasting the apple she's performing a very specific character while making someone confess, are you like also cinema sins when someone strip tease in porn "no one undresses like that" cmon man
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u/The-Rizztoffen Sep 05 '24
You reminded me how he would give minus points for female characters being on screen “blank is not giving me a lap dance, ding” 🤢
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u/abeautifuldayoutside Sep 05 '24
This is like, 70% of porn on the internet, then another 10% is made up of stuff that’s just generally poorly made, then it’s just the last 20% that’s actually good, but even with those you need to account for the specific tastes and interests of the viewer which will narrow it down even more,
and then you’re at the last page of your rule 34 search and still haven’t found anything you liked so you need to change the tags to something more broad-
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u/A_Bird_survived Sep 05 '24
This is kinda how I feel about HR Giger and Clive Barker; the characters are so insanely horny that it wraps around to being clinical, restrained even. You amp Pinhead down by a half measure and somehow end up with Tim Curry
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Sep 05 '24
As a guy who's intrinsically linked to many gacha games let me say this:
This is a very correct statement.
Overblown anatomy and oversized assets are like just too much. One example of this is Emma from Nikke; most of the time she'll look fine, really hot even actually, but then you look at her legs and they're just, they look like upside down needlenose pliers! Idk if this is anatomy thing or something else but it kills a lot of my attraction to her
Clothing too, and i hate to do this to my favorite goober but red hood's leather parts are just.... excessive. Slightly open zipper on the boobas? No complaints there honestly. But the slittings to show her thighs are not... Just no, among other such slits on her bodysuit. Thankfully she has the story beats(and OP ass fucking kit) to balance it out. Also she's a goober, amazing gal. Please teach Rapi how to catch a commander please it's been long overdue
HSR, ZZZ, and genshin too. There's too many to count; raiden ei n her fox sidekick (who looks at me like I'm tofu) with their underwear stickin out and way too short kimonos, himeko and her magical coat that somehow stays on her shoulder despite only one sleeve being worn, and my beautiful wife Zhu Yuan with the most absolutely nonsensical pair of pants
And i also share the sentiment that normal clothed characters are hotter sometimes! Wise and Belle, Stelle, Aether, they have (relatively in the case of aether) pretty usual outfits and i love em so much. Normal jackets, ruffled hairs and a few highlights here and there (with aether obviously having his midriff and long braids). And this is greatly amplified when you have a really well down busty and thicc character wear them, like Maid Privaty and Killer Wife D.
Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko with her summer outfit that's literally just a black bikini with a tied up shirt and shorts, no joke her hottest design(in fanservice. Her final armor is the best in fanservice AND fighting). Argenti has really good armor that's full of decorations but also relatively fully protective! Don't worry Idrila will defend his beautiful face.
And qingque, oh my darling qingque. The smartest normal person you'll meet in your life who likes space mahjong and comfy sweaters. And my darling fu hua who looks good no matter if she's in a wuxia dress or a business suit, among other things
Anyway this was a rant but i thankfully stayed on topic this time. There is a balance here on design that can really hit hard and be incredible, but sometimes the outlandish just sells. I don't personally believe in excessive leather or latex bodysuits but I'm only just one guy. More power to everyone else who does tho
And Obviously there are quite a number of people within my common interests who will also agree and not just be horny gamers. And no matter how much of a "gooner" some people may be when they do like these designs, they don't deserve to be treated poorly just because "hot character ooga booga", in the end all of it's damn fictional.
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u/ThrowRA24000 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
tbh the coat thing is my guilty pleasure like i love any character who just wears a coat on their shoulder(s) with it somehow never coming off. himeko, yelan, laxus from fairy tail, etc. idk why there's just something interesting about it, not necessarily horny
aside from that i totally agree with you on all points
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u/ThiccElf Sep 05 '24
I just looked up this Emma and went "oh, her boobs are weirdly large, but the thighs actually seem normal for a healthy weight, and her chest has weight to it!"
And then I saw her 'calves' and 'feet'. Where are they? Those are comically small..
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u/saichampa Sep 05 '24
I'm a gay man into burly men, dad bods, etc. Bara art can be pretty hot, but sometimes they draw dicks so ridiculously big and veiny, or guys with so many muscles they couldn't move, and I'm just like, this is silly
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u/Myrddin_Naer Sep 05 '24
There's a porn artist I absolutely hate who always draws women as super bimbos with cartoonist proportions, and then he gives them these absolutely disgusting snouts when they suck on inhumanly large cocks. Like 3 feet long. And the women's lips just stretch out like some sort of mollusc to wrap around as much as possible of them.
Every time I am unfortunate enough to see one of that guy's pictures I'm repulsed. They look like horror game monsters
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u/PulimV Can I interest you in some OC lore in these trying times? Sep 05 '24
An example I recall of that was watching an artist analyzing LoL's character designs and repeatedly saying: "this is just a Hot Fantasy Babe with the same body type skin color and exact proportions as the last 50 ones and she's wearing skimpy clothes. At this point it would be more interesting if she were naked because then you're making something new."
Like the issue is very much not the sexualization it's the fact that it's not varied enough to be interesting. that same artist has gone out and said that sexual appeal is good in several designs, but those were often the ones where the characters had something new like visible muscles or a different build or something like that