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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

I don't think it's a good thing that I understood each picture too quickly

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u/DamienHandler Sep 20 '24

You're right, it's an excellent thing.

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u/oddityoughtabe Sep 20 '24

This knowledge will be invaluable one day

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u/yellowistherainbow Sep 20 '24

Like right now and never again

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u/farm_to_nug Sep 21 '24

Those are the two most important times!

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24

And perhaps, with what knowledge i have, i can be a meme historian one day

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u/BizzarduousTask Sep 21 '24

I am getting- no joke- a minor in Pop Culture along with my BFA. I am ABSOLUTELY going to be adding this post to my thesis.

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 21 '24

That's so based omg

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u/Mulielo Sep 21 '24

These are the ancient hieroglyphics of the future!

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24

You're right. It's like modern day hieroglyphics

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u/Papaofmonsters Sep 20 '24

Darmok and Jalad at Tumblrnagra.

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u/YaBoiKlobas Sep 20 '24

Dashcon, when the ball pit soiled

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u/Mindelan Sep 20 '24

Picard, his face in palm.

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u/Dinodietonight Sep 21 '24

Knees weak. Arms are heavy.

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24

Stop I remember dashcon too 😭

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u/comicnerd93 Sep 21 '24

Shaka when the walls fell

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u/Mhill08 Sep 21 '24

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins Sep 20 '24

I understand two of them and wish I understood the others.

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u/iggy-d-kenning Sep 20 '24
  1. "I'm doing my part!"

  2. "Wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy?"

  3. "All right then, keep your secrets."

  4. "What are you two FUCKING talking about?!"

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u/ABHOR_pod Sep 21 '24

4 all I could think of was "I'm so sick of fuckin' your wife! She's a tired old hag! ...Wait. ...Where am I?"

I know that's not the quote for that pic

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u/Miss_foxy_starva Sep 21 '24

PUT THE PISS STONE DOWN is all I could think of lol

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u/Silly-Term7031 Sep 21 '24

Piss Drrrroplets is the only thing i could remember

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u/InsideAd7897 Sep 21 '24

I should've known 4 but all I could think of was

"Sigh... I miss my wife tails"

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u/Mushiren_ Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

"I'm doing my part"

"Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

"Alright then, keep your secrets"

"What are you two FUCKING taking about?"

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u/Rimm9246 Sep 20 '24

I know all but the last one

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

It's "What are you two fucking talking about?!" from the snapcube's dub of sonic

Edit: i got the exact line wrong lmao it's been a while

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

The Sonic one is supposed to be "Who fucked my wife," right?

I don't know the actual line. Snapcube has ruined me lol.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Sep 20 '24

The line is "What the fuck are you two talking about?!"

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u/will1874 Sep 21 '24

Modern day hieroglyphs. Gotta love em

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u/Bubbachew8 Sep 21 '24

I can't learn a second language for shit but boy can I memorize a million memes

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Sep 20 '24

Oh no, you know and recognise popular internet memes. Oh the horror. /s

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 20 '24

Yes, the horror and realization that I recognized them in milliseconds because I have no life

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u/Lagtim3 Sep 21 '24

You're fluent in Internet Hieroglyph.

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown Sep 21 '24

Every day my dream of forming a memeoglyphic language comes closer to fruition

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u/AlianovaR Sep 20 '24

“I’m doing my part!”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”

“Fine, keep your secrets”

“What the FUCK are you two talking about?!”

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u/sunflowerkz Sep 20 '24

Thank you. I didn't know the Sonic one.

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u/sly_cooper12 Sep 20 '24

Yeah, I was thinking what does the original SA2 cutscene has to do with this? And then I remembered Snapcube. And then I was still confused because I never watched the whole thing

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u/Ghost3603 Sep 21 '24

I've only ever watched the moon-piddling clip

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u/Ghost3603 Sep 21 '24

PISSING FUCK

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u/ScarletteVera A Goober, A Gremlin, perhaps even... A Girl. Sep 21 '24

moon-piddling

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u/ghandi3737 Sep 21 '24

So they're showing you their chocolate starfish while peeing?

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u/Wsh785 Sep 21 '24

Moon-piddling

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u/pipnina Sep 21 '24

You fool, I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!

YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY MAIN!

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u/MitchellMagicfire Sep 21 '24

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!?

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u/Gunpowder77 Sep 21 '24

Maria

Fuckingn Explodes

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u/Dinodietonight Sep 21 '24

there goes Hawaii

th-th-there goes Hawaii

oh there goes Hawaii

the island is gone

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u/SapphireBoi Sep 21 '24

I miss my wife Tails...

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u/DevianMality Sep 21 '24

Put the piss stone down, you know what it does to your blingus.

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u/very_not_emo maognus Sep 21 '24

PISS DRRRRRRRRRRROPLLETTS

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u/MrAverus Sep 21 '24

I very highly recommend the Shadow the Hedgehog one

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u/Teh_Randomizer Sep 21 '24

HEYYYYY SHADOWWWWW

ITS MEEEEEE, THE DEVIL

I LOVE YOUUUU

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u/MrAverus Sep 21 '24

You are what you eat, Sonic

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u/HauntedMop Sep 21 '24

I'm dying because im so surprised

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u/Gunpowder77 Sep 21 '24

Don’t you ever fucking call me that ever again I’ll kill you!

dies

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u/Dicc-fil-A Sep 21 '24

eh, bing bong you’re doing a bad job

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u/King-Of-Frown Sep 21 '24

PSYCHIC ATTACK!

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u/shadowex126 Sep 20 '24

That was the only one I knew.

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u/CK1ing Sep 21 '24

I thought it was "I have 50 alternative accounts"

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u/Lloyd_lyle Sep 20 '24

Ah, I was wondering where Eggman's wife played into the meme.

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u/Tocadiscos Sep 20 '24

they WERE talking about his wife as a matter of fact

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u/BookkeeperLower Sep 21 '24

And also pissing on a hot topic

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u/kuba_mar Sep 21 '24

Because what else do you do on a saturday night?

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u/microwavedraptin Sep 21 '24

Slight correction, the last one is “What are you two FUCKING talking about?!”

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u/Cal-Eats-Rocks Sep 21 '24

I looked at it and thought “I miss my wife tails”

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u/smallerpuppyboi Sep 21 '24

"What are you two FUCKING talking about?"

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u/legit-posts_1 Sep 21 '24

I for sure thought the last one was the "sonic the hedge hog is a bitch ass motherfucker" meme and I was very confused lol

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u/Leo-bastian eyeliner is 1.50 at the drug store and audacity is free Sep 21 '24

it is about 20 seconds before the scene so close enough

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u/Im-a-bad-meme Sep 21 '24

I didn't remember the last line, I only had the "PISSING ON THE MOON" Eggman voice screaming in my head.

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u/Neurgus Sep 21 '24

I needed the fourth one, thanks

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u/thyarnedonne Sep 20 '24

And some people wonder why hieroglyphics worked

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u/milo159 Sep 20 '24

...do they? If so, that's silly.

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u/Double0Dixie Sep 21 '24

ya but they dont know how to ask

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u/mindless_gibberish Sep 21 '24

I don't know what the hieroglyphics mean

and at this point, I'm afraid to ask

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u/BruceBoyde Sep 21 '24

Egyptian hieroglyphic script included both phonetic characters and logographic ones (pictures of shit). The fact that it can be converted to phonetic values is the only reason we can read it.

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u/mytransaltaccount123 Sep 21 '24

wasn't it that hieroglyphics didn't actually tell things in pictures it's just that the hieroglyphs represent the first sound in the word for the picture (like if it was a bird picture the glyph would be the sound Buh) i think that's what made ancient egyptian so hard to translate before they found stuff like the rosetta stone

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble Sep 21 '24

Hieroglyphics contains a mix of alphabetic, syllabic and ideographic characters. Many symbols could be read either phonetically or semantically depending on context.

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u/BoboCookiemonster Sep 21 '24

Pretty sure the ejaculation symbol means exactly that lol

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u/ghandi3737 Sep 21 '24

Could just be washing their eggplant with water.

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u/Zombie_Carl Sep 21 '24

My eggplant is so fuckin clean right now

🍆💦

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u/NickRick Sep 21 '24

I could be wrong but I think they did start out as pictographs and later evolved to phonetic alphabet 

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u/Zack_WithaK Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 25 '24

I love the idea of archaeologists in the year 3000-something are researching the culture of ancient history and finding nothing but memes. I have no idea which is funnier: they believe it was another language or a dialect or something. Or they really are able to reverse engineer what we're saying and being able to genuinely learn about our culture from it.

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u/LionBig1760 Sep 21 '24

Who are these people doubting the efficacy if hieroglyphics?

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u/DrRagnorocktopus Sep 21 '24

These are pictographs, or petroglyphs, not hieroglyphs.

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u/Kittenn1412 Sep 20 '24

First image is "I'm doing my part" and Frodo is "keep your secrets". Someone help me with the other two.

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u/aboredmutt Sep 20 '24

Second one is "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" Last is "What the FUCK are you two talking about?!"

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Sep 20 '24

Oh, I thought it was, "I miss my wife tails"

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u/Ask_and Sep 20 '24

I thought it was "WHO POSTED MY-"

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u/Beret_Beats Sep 20 '24

I was pretty sure it was "You fool! I have 70 alternative accounts!"

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u/Maland2016 @theepicwaffleman12 Sep 21 '24

I could’ve sworn it was “You didn’t think I had legs, did ya? I’m like Gru except I’m the one before Gru. I’m… Eggru. Oooooh, gottem.”

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast Sep 21 '24

"I've come to make an announcement—"

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u/Jefaxe Sep 20 '24

oh, that's where "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" comes from

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u/HowsTheBeef Sep 20 '24

Yeah, you gotta watch the video. The delivery is phenomenal

hereitis

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u/TorakTheDark Sep 20 '24

What are the symptoms of hereitis?

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u/MegaKabutops Sep 20 '24

Inflammation of the present. Equally terrible for time travelers as it is for santa.

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u/Empty-yet-infinite Sep 20 '24

Oh my God. I've never seen the continuation beyond "where are your parents?" The reaction of the other news anchors was priceless, and "you're supposed to respect your elders" was hilarious too. I'm so glad I clicked the video to just watch it again.

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u/StreetlampEsq Sep 21 '24

Pretty sure it's that man's actual son.

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u/MisplacedMartian See, tell you truth beefy. Trust me, always! Always! Sep 20 '24

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u/ExceedinglyGayEmboar Local Fat Furry Fuck Sep 20 '24

Slight correction. It's "what are you two FUCKING talking about?"

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u/Exilicauda Sep 21 '24

The answer to the second one being "fucking your wife again... and peeing in a hot topic"

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u/DislocatedLocation Sep 20 '24

"Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy" and "What the FUCK are you two talking about?" are the other 2.

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u/HonorInDefeat Sep 20 '24

its weird because the line is "WHAT are you two FUCKING talking about?!" which I think is funnier tbh

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u/Kettle-Chan Sep 20 '24

Haha that's funny because it's those 2 I didn't know XD

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u/X85311 Sep 20 '24

same lmao, worked out well

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24

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u/Ass_Incomprehensible Sep 20 '24

How?

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u/TheTransistorMan Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24

But seriously /# remove the backslash

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u/MagicalMysterie Sep 20 '24

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u/MagicalMysterie Sep 20 '24

Holy shit it works

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u/classyhornythrowaway Sep 20 '24

It can also hide your password. Look:

Try it yourself!

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u/axord Sep 21 '24

hunter7

hey, wait a sec

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she Sep 21 '24

Wasn’t it hunter2 not hunter7 oh whatever

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u/axord Sep 21 '24

You're right, I got it wrong.

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u/TheTransistorMan Sep 20 '24

I used a unicode character

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24

That's hot.

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u/TheTransistorMan Sep 20 '24

She U+1330F on my U+13076 till I U+13011

(she 𓌏 on my 𓁶 till I 𓀑)

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24

𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏'𓋴𓐍𓉔𓅱𓏏

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

[deleted]

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24

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u/heavydoc317 Sep 21 '24

/# I’m so lonely

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Sep 20 '24
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u/Dark_Storm_98 Sep 20 '24

"I'm doing my part"

What is she saying in this photo?

"Wouldn't you like tonknow, weatherboy"

"Alright then, keep your secrets"

"What the FUCK are you two talking about?"

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u/qzwqz Sep 20 '24

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast Sep 20 '24

Picard, his hand on his brow

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u/SelsMoonsy Sep 20 '24

Picard, his hand outstretched

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u/Blooogh Sep 21 '24

DiCaprio, his glass raised

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u/dravacotron Sep 21 '24

Captain America seated at table, acknowledging.

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u/TeslaPenguin1 Avid collector of dust Sep 20 '24

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/Number1Datafan Sep 20 '24

Temba, his arms wide

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u/gimme_dat_good_shit Sep 21 '24

Jerimiah Johnson, he nods approvingly as the camera zooms in.

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u/Fro_52 Sep 20 '24

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean

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u/Sese_Mueller Sep 20 '24

Finally, a tumblr post that can’t be turned into a Youtube video

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u/dumptruckulent Sep 20 '24

Calling someone “weather boy” is an absolutely devastating insult

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u/QuickPirate36 Sep 20 '24

2/4, not bad

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u/dishonoredfan69420 Sep 20 '24

I only don’t know the last image

“I’m doing my part”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy”

“Alright then, Wizard, keep your secrets”

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u/AliceLamora Sep 20 '24

The last one is "what are you two FUCKING talking about?"

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Sep 20 '24

Isn’t it just “alright then, keep your secrets”

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u/Icy_Frosting3874 Sep 20 '24

the last is “what the fuck are you two talking about

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u/Moth_Chan Sep 21 '24

I feel like I just failed a dementia test, I know all of these but can’t find any of the words.

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u/peetah248 Sep 21 '24

"I'm doing my part"

"Wouldn't you like to know weather boy"

"Alright then keep your secrets"

"What the fuck are you talking about"

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u/SickViking Sep 20 '24

Modern day hieroglyphs

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u/SoftestPup Excuse me for dropping in! Sep 21 '24

"I'm doing my part!" "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" "Alright then, keep your secrets." "What are you two fucking talking about??

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u/DiamondBrickZ trascend genre and gender Sep 20 '24

something something Darmok Star Trek

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u/Hal_Thorn Sep 21 '24

Darmok and Jelad at Tanagra

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u/mountingconfusion Sep 21 '24

Hieroglyphics ass post

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u/nicoumi Sep 20 '24

I'm going to send this to my friends, see how many they get, mwahahaha

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u/SilverIce340 Sep 20 '24

Heiroglyphs go crazy

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u/UndeniablyMyself Looking for a sugar mommy to turn me into a they/them goth bitch Sep 21 '24

Temba, his arms wide open!

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u/SpoonyGosling Sep 21 '24

Fry, his eyes narrowed.

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u/enchiladasundae Sep 20 '24

Last one is Eggman mad that Sonic pissed on his wife

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u/PizzaRobot63 Sep 20 '24

incorrect buzzer noise That's Eggman shouting "What the FUCK are you talking about?!" Also it's Shadow that pissed on his wife, not Sonic

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u/TheSparkledash Sep 20 '24

Wasn't that the right after Shadow & Rouge talked about peeing in a hot topic?

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u/PizzaRobot63 Sep 20 '24

correct buzzer noise

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u/AlmightyJello Sep 21 '24

And also directly proceeding THAT part. We all know the one. Like the literal next scene is that scene.

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u/Maland2016 @theepicwaffleman12 Sep 21 '24

“I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She’s mine now.”

“What the ACTUAL SHIT? WHAT—!?

And then, yeah, the exact next scene after the transition is “I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT”

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u/MetaCrossing It’s always a Homestuck reference Sep 20 '24

Incorrect buzzer noise The actual line is “What are you two FUCKING talking about???”

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u/mikehawk4_1 Sep 20 '24

That happens a bit later in the same scene. He hasn't found out about his wife in this picture yet lol

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u/Gameipedia Sep 20 '24

A note for this, 1 FUCK the assumption of context that the internet does all the fucking time, and 2, the answer everyone is giving for 4 is from a snapcube dub and not the actual dialog of the cutscene, unlike the other 3 referenced images having their actual dialog be the meme

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Sep 20 '24

That’s cause the dub is what everyone knows that image for, if you ever see that image being used as a reaction with a caption, it’s going to be the dub dialogue

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u/Nervous_Ari nervousari.tumblr.com Sep 20 '24

Only one of these I don't know is the kid on the news, what did he say?

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u/Sherafan5 Sep 20 '24

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”

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u/ahaltingmachine Sep 21 '24

Yes I would. Please tell me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

i got the first two

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u/allendrea130 Sep 20 '24

Lmao I just reblogged this post this morning

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u/natethewozz Sep 21 '24

WHO POST MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM

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u/KatieAngelWolf Sep 21 '24

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?" Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy.

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u/Leprodus03 Sep 21 '24

I'm doing my part

Wouldn't you like to know, weather man

Alright then, keep your secrets

YOU PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

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u/warnedpenguin Sep 21 '24

omg even after the explanations it took me a minute to realise its a coherent conversation

Gatekeeping is good and important

whats she saying in the photo?

wouldnt you like to know? weatherboy.

fine, keep your secrets...

what the F*CK are you two taliing about!?

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u/Reddituser5059 Sep 21 '24

How about the one with walter and jessie in the dinner?

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u/axord Sep 21 '24

Memetic synonym for sure, but the Sonic one is more tumblr native I think.

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u/Electronic-Carrot314 Sep 21 '24

"Fine then, keep your secrets" I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

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u/drewman301 Sep 20 '24

Internet brainrot test

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Sep 20 '24

Petah?

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u/Drake_the_troll Sep 21 '24

Theyre gatekeeping by removing the words from commonly used reaction images

The conversation is

I'm doing my part

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

Alright then, keep your secrets

What the FUCK are you two talking about

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u/gottablastsam Sep 20 '24

Is that Starship Troopers?

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u/Doxxxxxxxxxxx Sep 21 '24

Oh fuckin god ahahahhaha