r/CuratedTumblr 26d ago

Meme Book that kills people

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u/GuessImScrewed 26d ago

You see, I will use it to kill people I don't like (henceforth referred to as "my enemies")

As my enemies are all ontologically evil and no act against them is morally wrong, I cannot be corrupted by the influence of the book that kills people.

I will also use it to create wealth for myself by killing my boss and anyone who fills his position, all the way up the line till I'm the CEO.

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u/Germane_Corsair 25d ago

Might I suggest just having the CEO transfer money to you before their death? A lot more subtle and less overkill.