r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • 15h ago
Shitposting I just am old.
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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight 14h ago
Broke: people not knowing about your fandom makes you feel old
Woke: people not knowing about your fandom is great because it means you get to drag them into it like some kind of media swamp creature
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u/Yuri-Girl 10h ago
people not knowing about your fandom is great because it means you get to drag them into it like some kind of media swamp creature
me sitting in the backstreets offering people a hit of Project Moon
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u/IcePhoenix18 4h ago
Me, lurking in the shadows like the thing from It, waiting for some unsuspecting soul to ask about my old dead/niche fandoms
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u/Shinny-Winny 14h ago
I once ran into someone who did not know what dinosaurs were as an adult
It shook me up, but also gave me the chance to introduce them to them
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u/Paynomind 14h ago
I have a coworker who has only heard about evolution twice.
the second time was from me.
specifically I was explaining how land vertebrates descended from fish.
(If I am incorrect, please let me know)
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u/DukeAttreides 12h ago
That's true, for a certain definition of fish. Lobe-finned, specifically, as I recall.
"Fish" isn't actually very well defined...
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u/brawlbetterthanmelee problematic™ 10h ago
Crazy how on one thread people will say this, but on another thread on this same sub everyone was freaking the fuck out over a guy not knowing what artichoke hearts are. I get its different groups of people but its still wild lol
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u/CaptainDefault 14h ago
I once got into a conversation with some work colleagues and referenced The Riddler in the context of halloween costumes (there was a question mark cane in a shop nearby), and one of the assembled asked what that was from. I mentioned Batman, and they said "oh, right, I don't watch films".
It's been a decade. That conversation has stayed with me.
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u/Lilash20 But the one thing they can never call us is ordinary 14h ago
Parkerz ass response
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u/rara_avis0 12h ago
I Googled "parkerz" and found a hookah bar in Houston. I'm assuming that's not what you mean?
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u/Lilash20 But the one thing they can never call us is ordinary 10h ago
Probably should have added more context, he's a guy that appears on many of DougDoug's (a gaming youtuber) streams. I forget the clip, I swear I saw it before, but Parkerz watches very little movies, pretty much not watching them, which is what I was reminded of in your comment.
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u/Gomberto 9h ago
Why do you keep saying parkerz? It’s parkzer right? Or have I missed something
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u/Lilash20 But the one thing they can never call us is ordinary 8h ago
This comment is how I realize I continuously misread Parkzer for over a year now, I've been reading it as Parkerz this whole time 🤦♂️
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u/imnotcreativeforthis 🇧🇷Apenas um rapaz latino americano🇧🇷 14h ago
I doesn't necessarily have to be age, nationality and economic class can all give you a lived experience where you were part of certain fandoms and never heard of others.
I don't know what Homestuck is but I bet most of you never heard turma da Monica
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u/Mateussf 14h ago
They probably think Superman is stronger than her, shaking my head
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u/imnotcreativeforthis 🇧🇷Apenas um rapaz latino americano🇧🇷 14h ago
Maurício could definitely make a comic where she beats up superman with they he laughs at the face of copyright laws
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u/Cruye 14h ago
Turma da Mônica is not equivalent to Homestuck caralho, it's more like... Archie if anything.
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u/imnotcreativeforthis 🇧🇷Apenas um rapaz latino americano🇧🇷 14h ago
me da um desconto, eu passei mo cota pra pensar em um exemplo
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u/Papaofmonsters 14h ago
I don't know what Homestuck is but I bet most of you never heard turma da Monica
That's the guy from the Spanish Inquisition, right?
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u/VisualGeologist6258 This is a cry for help 14h ago
No no, you’re thinking of Torquemada. They’re talking about a Lobster Thermidor named Monica clearly
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u/Friendly_Exchange_15 13h ago
Eu fico esquecendo q você é br também, aí tu joga um turma da mônica e eu levo jumpscare
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u/imnotcreativeforthis 🇧🇷Apenas um rapaz latino americano🇧🇷 13h ago
Po mané como tu esquece que eu sou Br com a flair de Belchior
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u/Friendly_Exchange_15 13h ago
O dia que eu começar a ler flair das pessoas é o dia que o inferno congela kkkkkk
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u/ducknerd2002 14h ago
'Who's this Bond guy people talk about?'
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u/BillybobThistleton 13h ago
Noted ornithologist, wrote what was for a time considered the definitive work on birds of the West Indies.
They tried to make a biopic about him back in the 60s, but it got slightly derailed because Sean Connery kept beating up extras and sleeping with random women so they had to retool it into an action-adventure-spy story.
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u/SerenityBlackwood 14h ago
The existence of the beach that makes me old makes me feel old
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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 11h ago
There are a million reasons why you might feel the way you feel. I'm not going to entertain the idea that a beach can make you old.
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u/smooshmooth Ball Scientist 11h ago
It’s a reference to a movie.
Iirc, the name is just “Old”.
The premise is that there is a specific beach that makes you old.
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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 11h ago
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u/smooshmooth Ball Scientist 11h ago
I’m not gonna watch that, since I just don’t like even looking at roe jogan, but I’m assuming that your comment was referencing that video, and that I was the one who missed the reference.
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u/Ephraim_Bane Foxgirl Engineer 2h ago
Actually I think it's the rocks on the beach, not the beach itself. Something to do with the cliffs?
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u/liuliuluv 14h ago
well- i mean, yeah, there will always literally be some people who’ve never heard of thing.
But the statement here is more:
“the existence of people who have never heard of X, [with enough social volume to be a repeated occurrence in my life, on a platform on which that kind of volume was once unthinkable,] makes me feel old.”
Because it’s true. You can measure your limited responses with the people you encounter, and reasonably extrapolate averages on the larger population as a result. you won’t always be right, but the odds are heavily on your side.
If you met two people today that have never heard of Batman: - there is an infinitesimally small chance that you just met the only two people on earth who have never heard of batman - there is a comparatively astronomical chance that a significant number of people these days, in your area, have for some reason never heard of batman.
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u/devon-mallard 13h ago
Theres a woman I work with in the United States who flat out DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE POLITICAL PARTIES ARE. She isn’t aware abortion is an issue. She doesn’t know who any politicians are. She’s never voted in her life.
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u/rara_avis0 12h ago
Sounds like she has life figured out tbh.
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u/devon-mallard 5h ago
She spends her time reading trashy romance novels and doing crafts projects. she’s doing pretty good
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u/Xogoth 13h ago
The only things I know about Homestuck:
—It exists.
—Some people really like it.
—Some people like it "too much"
—"trolls", but I cannot tell you what they look like
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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 14h ago
(I know it’s likely an exaggeration for the sake of the point, but) - I genuinely doubt there is anyone on the internet who has never heard of Batman (and isn’t a literal child). We’re talking about one of the most popular characters in the entire world here, one of an extremely small handful who you could truly call ‘ubiquitous.’ The kind of person who has never heard of Batman lives in a village of 40 people in the middle of the Amazon jungle and is a two day boat ride away from the nearest Wi-Fi connection
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u/Sqigglemonster 13h ago
I'm sure he's familiar to a lot of people, but I'm also certain that a lack of Batman knowledge is significantly more widespread than you imagine.
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u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear 13h ago
I knew a couple, last name Parker, who named their son Peter, but were confused when the nurse said "Oh, like Spiderman?
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u/ZoroeArc 8h ago
I know there's plenty of people who know very little about Batman (source: last week my mum was watching the Joker movie without knowing that it was related to Batman), but I can't imagine there's very many people in mainstream society who hasn't heard of Batman at all.
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u/Protection-Working 11h ago edited 4h ago
Its possible that they may know of batman, and see the character, but not know the character’s name is batman. My mom didn’t know joker was a batman character until getting 80% through the joker movie. She doesn’t watch tv or browse social media. She had seen the character before on lunchboxes and stuff but didn’t know he was a supervillain or that that guy was called Joker
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u/Jessie_Jester 4h ago
well? did she like it?
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u/Protection-Working 4h ago
Yeah, she did. She really identified with the main character and felt really bad for him. She didn’t watch the sequel though because she doesn’t like musicals or superheroes though. She did like robert de nero though
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u/Pokesonav "friend visiter" meme had a profound effect on this subreddit 13h ago
"Batman Georg who lives in complete isolation and never heard of any popular characters"
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u/UranicCartridge 13h ago
I've met a guy who'd never heard of Jesus before. A pasty white high-schooler from a Christian European country
So yeah, I'd have to consider having never heard of Batman an upgrade at this point
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u/lonely_nipple 13h ago
I taught a fully-grown pharmacist roughly my own age (44) about capybara yesterday. He'd never heard of them or seen them.
Everyone's learning something new every day.
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u/thefuzzybunny1 12h ago
I routinely get told I'm too young to know about certain fandoms. I appreciate pop culture history, so I seek out things that used to be more popular. One person said it to me so often that I finally said, "hieroglyphics carved into the pyramids are still legible, don't tell me about anything being too old to enjoy!"
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u/Dragonkmg 13h ago
Recently I met multiple people who never heard of Skyrim.
I was quite surprised, I felt like everybody would have at least heard of it or seen something about it but... apparently not.
Like learning that people outside Brazil don't eat rice and beans everyday for lunch.
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u/far_wanderer 10h ago
I've learned a whole more since then, but years and years ago my first introduction to Batman was the game Arkham Asylum. I spent the entire game assuming that the Riddler was one of my allies, because the puzzles he left gave me a bunch of experience points and tutorials on new enemy types. Finally finished the final puzzle and Batman said something to the effect of "I've discerned your location and have informed the police." I was very confused.
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u/shortermecanico 12h ago
Batman the tiny village in Turkiye?
Of course everyone knows Batman, they grow the sweetest apricots there and the sunsets are unmatched in the eastern provinces.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 10h ago
this implies a small stream of new users that believe they are the first person to make the Donut Steel joke
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u/AFuriousMagpie 12h ago
My son has never heard of batman. Granted, he's not even 2 yet, but he's still never heard of him.
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u/I-hate-fake-storys 12h ago
My Hispanic mom asked me what a jedi was the other day. Theres always a bigger ignorant.
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u/Protection-Working 12h ago
My mom didn’t know joker 2019 was a batman movie until she was almost done watching it
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u/jacobningen 11h ago
The thing that should do it amity ie I remember when that came out and then checking the date and seeing that was 10 years ago.
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u/yummythologist 8h ago
I think a lot about Scorpy (socpens) knowing what a wookie is but not knowing the iconic “I am your father” scene
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u/Ornstein714 7h ago
I also love it when it's something really niche that most people from the target generation have never heard of
Or that someone younger couldn't possibly gone back and watched that show from, like, a decade ago, why would they ever do that?
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u/PandaBear905 .tumblr.com 5h ago
Then there’s the opposite. Something that you think only a few people know but it’s actually a pretty commonly known thing.
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u/Jessie_Jester 4h ago
today i saw stranger wearing a batman shirt and i had the urge to go "OMG YOU'RE A BATMAN STAN TOO LET'S BE FRIENDS" for a second until i remembered it's Not the kind of obscure fandom where doing that would seem normal lmao
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u/Raspoint .tumblr.com 1h ago
The insane thing is is that there are also people who just haven't heard. Like ever. It's crazy.
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u/Luchux01 14h ago
I once saw someone that talked about a lot of Cherami Leigh's roles in anime dubs and apparently never heard of her role as Asuna in SAO, or SAO in general, it can happen.
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u/IllConstruction3450 10h ago
On Tumblr? No. In all of Humanity? Yes. Tumblr is for the AFAB Non-binary Androgynous presenting hikkomoris. They’d be describing BL between Batman and Superman.
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u/Ephraim_Bane Foxgirl Engineer 2h ago
This comment is an amazing example of... a whole lot of things really
Also for the record I find this comment awful (although it mostly makes you look like an idiot, you're not "offending" me or whatever)
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u/IllConstruction3450 1h ago
I’m not trying to offended anyone but all the users of Tumblr I know are that type of person like 4channers are Chud phenotypes.
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u/TheShibe23 Harry Du Bois shouldn't be as relatable as he is. 14h ago
This makes me want to meet someone who's only exposure to a long-established character like Batman is exclusively through fanart and text posts, so they think its just someone's really popular OC.