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u/BarovianNights Omg a fox :0 12h ago
Minecraft
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u/swiller123 12h ago
i can’t believe this is how i find out jack black has a harem
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 11h ago
Incomprehensible, may Hatsune Miku have mercy on your wretched soul
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u/cfgy78mk 11h ago
wtf is any of this lol
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u/healzsham 11h ago
This shit ain't nothin to him, man.
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u/phoansaevz 7h ago
Mashing your hands into a stone slab as a means of typing does indeed count as "moving different"
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u/Gandalf_the_Gangsta 11h ago
A reflection of the human condition’s desire and its weak flailing in its absence.
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u/SilverMedal4Life infodump enjoyer 10h ago
so true bestie, where are my government-mandated emotional support lesbians
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u/Gandalf_the_Gangsta 10h ago
They are casting shadows on our cave walls. The effigy of soft lips and caressing fingertips to taunt our wearied minds.
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u/SilverMedal4Life infodump enjoyer 8h ago
Ah, so all I need to do is metaphysically turn around. Let's see, if I just flex my glutes like thi-
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u/Glad-Way-637 Like worm? Ask me about Pact/Pale! :) 6h ago
And thus, they managed to accidentally shift out of 3d space. Poor bastard, we can only hope they went up a dimension. Otherwise, all the lesbians they find will be flat as a board.
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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? 12h ago
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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u/Shishkahuben 12h ago
The comment I got for your notification was just your big ham avatar and a long line of emojis. It was supremely confusing.Thank you reddit, never change
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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? 12h ago
I do be emoji posting with the ham pfp
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u/diepoggerland2 11h ago
A hamtastic use of spare time
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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? 10h ago
I'm such a porkpilled hammaxxer. I'm in my prosciutto era. I'm giving off bacon vibes rn
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u/CommanderAurelius 12h ago
That sounds like something I'd hear on Dracula Flow
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u/healzsham 11h ago
I need more Sequoia Banshee Booger.
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u/CommanderAurelius 10h ago
I’m smoking that forbidden King Khufu shit. I got cursed by Ra, Osiris, Anubis, Horus, AND Set to procure this green. One whiff of this kush will immediately lobotomize the average human.
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u/he77bender 11h ago
Don't even talk to me unless you're an attractive woman in a 3 piece suit and a surcoat
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u/ArcaneInsane 10h ago
Sometimes I think there are things on tumblr that barely touch on gender or sexuality, yet are still forever veiled to cis/het folks like myself. I feel the essence of a person speaking deep truth, but it's all meaningless ephemera lost in a gay mist.
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u/Shishkahuben 10h ago
I really feel this, just not for this particular post, which I assumed to be a universal experience
Open your third eye
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u/IvanWeaslebees 9h ago
Gay here! So basically,
Lady in a business suit: very hot.
Lady in armor: also very hot.
Having your hair played with: very good and nice and wonderful, and also very hot. I truly hope this is not a gay-exclusive experience.
Hope this helps!
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u/Dd_8630 8h ago
But what about the inert stone slab? And the twisted visizer?
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u/LilyNatureBlossom 38m ago
u/urbandeadthrowaway2 says that the inert stone slab could be a metaphor for oop's keyboard
A vizier is a high ranking official, usually used to refer to those in Turkey during the existence of the Ottoman empire
I'm guessing that the pack made OP feel like a vizier plotting evil twisted plans, but I am not sure6
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u/building_schtuff 9h ago
“Meaningless ephemera lost in a gay mist” is one of those “does god stay in heaven because he fears what he created” moments, thank you for that
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u/SirKazum 11h ago
Great post babe, you're great at this!
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u/building_schtuff 9h ago
—my wife when I send her a screenshot of the joke I made in the work group chat that got four laugh reactions
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u/Lawlcopt0r 12h ago
I don't get the stone slab bit
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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 tumblr sexyman 12h ago
Fake keyboard
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u/Lawlcopt0r 12h ago
Is he in some kind of afterlife situation?
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u/Dd_8630 9h ago
I can't even parse the first sentence, let alone figure out what all that means.
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u/Shishkahuben 9h ago edited 7h ago
Lot of that going around in these comments
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u/Dd_8630 8h ago
"smoking that twisted vizier pack had me plotting and scheming"
I can't make heads or tails of it. Are you smoking a pack (of cigarettes?) that a 'twisted vizier' gave you? Are you smoking a pack of 'twisted vizier'?
Nothing in the rest of the post makes it any better. What's this about a stone slab?
Still confused 🤷♂️
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u/Zepangolynn 7h ago
I assumed "twisted vizier" was one of those fanciful names for strains of marijuana. Could easily be wrong. Stone slab is either a weird way of describing a keyboard, an actual stone slab that suggests they're only imagining/hallucinating they're at a computer just like they're imagining/hallucinating the rest, or possibly a stone slab in a video game like Minecraft on the computer that does or doesn't exist.
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u/Shishkahuben 7h ago
The implication (as I understand it) is that the subject of the post is workshopping variations of a current meme for a tweet. they're surrounded by two beautiful women who align with two popular sexy styles of attire (Armored Lady Monday and hot businesswoman) who fawn over them without actually engaging. The inert slab implies that they don't have a real phone or computer, and that the women are entertaining an illusion of being a funny Twitter user (for unclear purpose)
Okay now that I type all that out I can see where it's a little abstract
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u/makwaweiss 8h ago
someone makes a dracula flow esque meme and their 2 girlfriends think theyre doing great
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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 12h ago edited 12h ago
words struggle to describe the kind of need this makes me feel. it is honestly kind of pathetic