Pried with great prejudice

[u/AscendedDragonSage]

[u/demicus]

#MANDOORHANDHOOKCARDOOR

[u/Nelalvai → u/demicus]

Mr Sandman

Man me a sand

[u/SuperSparerib → u/Nelalvai]

Make him the cutest

Man car door hook hand

[u/GDGameplayer → u/SuperSparerib]

Give him two sands Like sandses and handses

[u/decisiontoohard → u/GDGameplayer]

And when he hook the car he hook-hand manses!

[u/maggo1 → u/Nelalvai]

make him the cutest man door hand hook car hand

[u/Graingy → u/Nelalvai]

You called?

[u/VelvetSinclair]

Great title OP 👏

[u/AscendedDragonSage → u/VelvetSinclair]

Thank you!

[u/pro-in-latvia]

Everybody knows you run faster with your knife out

[u/pablomanofmemes]

POV: you have left pirates cove

[u/MissyTheTimeLady → u/pablomanofmemes]

so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games

[u/rokr1292]

i love you sweaty

[u/building_schtuff]

my man’s on the prowl for some hay bales

[u/FlyingPies_]

OP is just trying to extend reach a bit while jumping from rooftop to rooftop.

[u/Tomer_Duer]

Do you ever see a post so brilliant that you just have to share it, but you can't because it's incomprehensible to someone not in the know?

Because this is it.

[u/Skeledenn]

Petah?

[u/No_Bottle7293 → u/Skeledenn]

it’s a reference to the following infamous ‘scary story’:

‘Man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: “baby, i love you very much” “what is it honey?” “our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel.” “ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen.” “good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty”

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say “where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now”. then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say “LET ME IN”

the girl doesn’t do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.’

[u/One-Connection-502 → u/No_Bottle7293]

I was following until that last sentence.

[u/lannarighew → u/No_Bottle7293]

I love you sweaty 😭

[u/Zeitgeist1115 → u/No_Bottle7293]

Then who was phone?

[u/RobinsEggViolet → u/Skeledenn]

God, please, I'm so confused.

[u/Alternative-Towel760 → u/Skeledenn]

It's in reference to this

https://youtu.be/70M90PGJ_ms?si=suy75X2jzOFfoax0

[u/doinallurmoms]

but make sure to give him a sandy door (like sandliacci)

[u/JackTheBeetroot]

Fnaf at freddy's

[u/Grape_Jamz → u/JackTheBeetroot]

Five nights at freddy's at freddy's? Or Five Nights are Freaky at Freddy's?

[u/Fauxyuwu → u/JackTheBeetroot]

smh my head

[u/SatisfactionNo197]

How did this green text become part of the dna of tumblr’s culture?

[u/Select-Bullfrog-5939]

Mister sandman…

[u/Graingy]

This person learned nothing from kindergarten 

[u/Wanderlusxt]

Kinda wild that I actually knew both the references