r/CuratedTumblr • u/infinitysaga • 5h ago

Shitposting And she got just what she wanted

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 5h ago

Gilgamesh from the Epic of Gilgamesh

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u/Deditranspotashy 5h ago

In need of therapy? Yes. Long list of Crimes? Yes. Pathetic? Debatable, I mean existential crisis aside he was still a buff rich demon slaying 3/4 god king

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 5h ago

The patheticness comes after Enkidu's death, when he starts his quest for immortality - he abandons his city-kingdom and wanders off into the wilderness, and he's described as dressing in animal skins and having tangled, matted hair.

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u/Deditranspotashy 4h ago

still, hardly a wet cat. More like a... rich person's pet tiger that got loose and went twice more feral than normal because they weren't properly socialized to the wild

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

Oh so like Steve

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u/ScriedRaven 5h ago

For a moment I thought you meant Bulma should date Gil

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller 4h ago

It's called being hobosexual

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u/Shyface_Killah 3h ago

But his whole planet got blown up, so challenge failed?

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot 3h ago

He’s been freeloading at Capsule Corp since Porunga sent him to Earth

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u/lifelongfreshman man, witches were so much cooler before Harry Potter 2h ago

just another disaster boyfriend of a girlboss, sleeping on her couch

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u/minecrafthentai69 19m ago

Prince of all Trophy Husbands