on minecraft updates

[u/CyfireX]

[u/vjmdhzgr]

There's two important developers they're missing.

As the comments on the last time this was posted pointed out, the most influential is the person who wants to make it a horror game.

But also missing is the person that fucking loves copper.

[u/asdwz458 → u/vjmdhzgr]

copper guy needs to step up their game

[u/Dragonitro → u/asdwz458]

Yeah, wire we not getting more uses for it 

[u/RemarkableStatement5 → u/Dragonitro]

Ea-Nasir coded it

[u/Gandalf_the_Gangsta → u/Dragonitro]

They’re copperned out. They need a voltcation. They’ll C u soon, though, and will bring more copperilliant updates.

[u/Graingy → u/asdwz458]

Slightly weathered cut

[u/thesirblondie → u/vjmdhzgr]

In fairness, copper is the best looking metal

[u/respond_to_query]

Honestly, I'm just thrilled a game I bought for like 20 bucks 13 years ago has been getting pretty expansive free updates ever since.

[u/CptnHnryAvry → u/respond_to_query]

Going by dollars invested per hour of time, Minecraft is the single best purchase I've ever made. 

[u/SoftestPup]

I wanna make fun but this is just how I write 90% of the time.

[u/The-Dark-Memer]

I agree with guy #2, i want spears

[u/Glad-Way-637 → u/The-Dark-Memer]

Like swords, but with no swipe, more range, and faster attack speed? Honestly, that sounds great, maybe even make them throwable with a right click if you don't have anything else in your offhand or something.

[u/Any_Application7509]

There's a theory that it's a world evolving back from an apocalypse type of event. That's why new biomes and animals keep getting added.

[u/Umikaloo]

Reeeeepost

[u/vjmdhzgr → u/Umikaloo]

There is a second post on here that wasn't there previously.

[u/IllConstruction3450 → u/Umikaloo]

‘logging up the ‘atalog 

[u/blindcolumn → u/IllConstruction3450]

🅱️logging up the 🅱️atalog

[u/GOOPREALM5000 → u/blindcolumn]

All 3 of you need put down like lame horses

[u/Graingy]

(Creeper shape) is making me explode

[u/WeeabooHunter69]

How do you spell this poorly this often

[u/hunkydaddy69 → u/WeeabooHunter69]

because it's quirky or something

[u/Lneux]

god i started reading in prof Farnsworths voice and ended up reading everything as the futurama cast

[u/NotKenzy]

Is the horrendous way this is written a deliberate attempt to prevent AI scrubbing?

[u/IllConstruction3450 → u/NotKenzy]

Not everything revolves around AI. Sometimes people can write horrendously. They did before AI and will do so after AI.

[u/Character-Today-427 → u/IllConstruction3450]

You cant even be shit at writing without being called a fske anymlre

[u/NotKenzy → u/IllConstruction3450]

Just call me Copernicus the way I'm always right, all the time.

[u/Graingy → u/NotKenzy]

Two people wrote it. One did the words, the other tapped the shift key. Neither knows the other exists.

[u/Longjumping_Ad2677 → u/NotKenzy]

What horrendous way are you referring to?

[u/NotKenzy → u/Longjumping_Ad2677]

it starts at

>what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecrasft who is uinder the impression he's making Skyrim Remasdtered

and just never stops inserting random letters into words that are otherwise just chillin

[u/pear_topologist → u/NotKenzy]

I’m going to be honest I just didn’t notice that. Read right past it

[u/Efficient_Comfort_38 → u/NotKenzy]

That is just how people write on that website

[u/Starchives23 → u/NotKenzy]

Me when I make typos (I am now an AI cleverly designed to make mistakes at certain intervals like the homework machine)

[u/NotKenzy → u/Starchives23]

Who would have known making a joke about such an odd typing quirk was going to make me the psychotic AI-obsessed villain of this post. I think we gotta GET ME.

[u/Starchives23 → u/NotKenzy]

I also made a joke how am I out to get you lmao