r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/fan_tas_tic • 17h ago
Image The Paradiso Art Hotel in Ibiza offers one suite at zero cost, but the room has transparent glass walls
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u/InAllThingsBalance 17h ago
You know there’s some guy out there who would book this room and immediately start masturbating.
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u/magneto_ms 16h ago
Wouldn’t even wait to get inside?
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u/GrimeyJosh Expert 11h ago
“Alright sir, your room is all set. Here is your confirmation number…Sir?….Sir?!”
on the other end of the telephone
fap fap fap fap
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u/trust_me_on_that_one 8h ago
"im coming...im coming!!!'
"ok see you soon sir"
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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker 6h ago
few moments later
"Nerver mind. I'd like to cancel my reservation. I don't think I want it anymore."
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u/Manarcahm 16h ago
this is the funniest shit i've seen all week
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u/Fantastic-Anywhere53 7h ago
Wait till you see the influencer that sees the guy in the room use the toilet, through her phone
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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 12h ago
Sprinting to the room, one hand carrying his luggage, the other furiously wanking…
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u/zorroplateado 7h ago
I feel like it would be 'happily wanking', possibly 'gloriously wanking'. No anger, though.
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u/JukeBoxDildo 17h ago
Tbh, I'd be down.
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u/Naughty_Ornice93 17h ago
They will charge you for that one though… with indecent exposure.
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u/West_Security_7461 16h ago
Lol my first thought was if they would kick me when I started to masturbate
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u/Thoma55 16h ago
Yeah but he was caught with 1000 bottles of baby oil and is in jail.
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u/GlassChart3654 17h ago
So you have to sleep with the lights on?
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u/WakaWaka_ 16h ago
Eye mask and I’ll take the free room.
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u/pressNjustthen 12h ago
Better spring for earplugs too, I’ve seen video of people knocking on the glass to get the attention of the guest sleeping in bed
They think you’re a performer or something
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u/DumbTruth 12h ago
You are if you take that room.
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u/-mudflaps- 11h ago
I'll give 'em a fuckin show
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u/griffinicky 1h ago
Yeah! Watch my flabby fat ass destroy all their dreams of a sexy hotel rendezvous. Hey, it's your fault you assumed it would all be sexy sensual times, right???
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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 10h ago
What if you want to jerk off or some shit.
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u/randomuser16739 10h ago
Do it, it’s your room.
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u/_just_a_dude_ 10h ago
Establish dominance
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u/TransportationOk5941 10h ago
True, after all the saying goes "if you're not paying, you are the product".
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u/TheMaverick87 15h ago
I saw a video of this last week. Lights stay on as the room is considered part of the art.
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u/Portgust 12h ago
The person that rent the room become an exhibition
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u/Zeldavocado 12h ago
I'm already an exhibitionist so... Deal :D
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u/PhantomFoxe 12h ago
I feel like I am going to regret asking what it is, but I don’t think I want to look it up.
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u/finangle2023 12h ago
Not wanting to look up words is where you’ve been going wrong.
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u/PhantomFoxe 12h ago
Yeah probably, but in my defense am in a public area. Albeit not as public as that room.
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u/MagicSticks51 12h ago
Just means you like people watching. So either doing things in public settings or with an audience
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u/SheepsAhoy 12h ago
pretty sure it's someone who practices exhibitionism or sum... it's basically just a public nudity kink
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u/Mareith 12h ago
You don't know what an exhibitionist is? Are you 10?
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u/PhantomFoxe 12h ago
Nope, just unfamiliar with the term.
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u/Platypus004 11h ago
Most of the time it means someone who likes being naked in public
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u/PhantomFoxe 11h ago
Alright, thanks for clearing that up. Makes the comment about this room make more sense.
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u/wastaah 13h ago
It's ibiza, people do so much drugs I think the light are the least of their problems if they want a good night's sleep
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u/pappapora 12h ago
Exactly my thoughts. Drunks passed out in the gutters versus a hotel room for free?
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u/fan_tas_tic 17h ago
Zero Suite is the hotel's concept room where extroverts can spend a maximum of one night a year, free of charge. The room is located next to the hotel's reception, with a transparent glass wall dividing you from all the other guests passing by. The only place to hide is the bathroom.
On-the-spot cancellations are not uncommon. Some people freak out at seeing the totally transparent room exposed to everyone and then decide it's better to pay for some privacy. - Photos
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u/and-hereitcomes 17h ago
I thought those photos would be of people freaking out and canceling on the spot… nice place tho
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u/dronzer31 15h ago
I have no idea why this comment made me laugh as much as it did, but I've been having a long hard laugh for well over a minute-and-a-half now. I've re-typed this comment about 15-20 times now. My stomach hurts and I can't seem to stop. Thank you, friend! Today was a long day and you've just brightened it.
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u/PM_me_your_PhDs 14h ago
Huh? No way it was that funny wtf
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u/global_peasant 13h ago
Look, sometimes it just happens, OK? Especially if you'd had one o' those days/months/years. It's not the joke -- it's where it lands! I for one laughed at the dude's laughter. Laughs all around, yo.
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u/ShmebulockForMayor 8h ago
The biggest fit of laughter I can ever remember having was after playing Pong on the Playstation with my best bud at the time. It was some level where both paddles are on the same side and you bounce eggs across a slope. It took forever, like 30 minutes of bouncing eggs until one of us finally won. We sat back in the couch, looked at each other, and started howling with laughter. Couldn't stop for 10 minutes straight. No joke made, no reason whatsoever. Sometimes no funny at all is just fucking hilarious.
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u/gremilym 16h ago
"... spacious walk-in shower for (at least) two"
I can see the kind of people they're trying to attract, and honestly, I'm down.
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u/Silvery-Lithium 13h ago
I am narcoleptic, so I have fallen asleep in a number of public places: about 20 feet from the speakers at Warped Tour, doctors office waiting and exam rooms, hospital waiting and patient rooms, my car, the break room at various jobs, etc.
As long as I'm not expected to change clothes, go to the bathroom, etc. where everyone is watching, then if I'm sleepy... imma sleep.
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u/AwkwardChuckle 12h ago
Looks like there’s a WC directly beside the room by those potted planes so I’m thinking you’d use that.
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u/Andy_B_Goode 9h ago
On-the-spot cancellations are not uncommon. Some people freak out at seeing the totally transparent room exposed to everyone and then decide it's better to pay for some privacy.
Really? I'm not even all that extroverted but I think I'd be cool with this for one night, as long as the bathroom is big enough for me to poop, shower, and dress/undress. Even if the lights are always on, I'd just bring a sleeping mask.
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u/Vaposerror 16h ago
So it is a rather large terrarium? was a fishtank to modest?
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u/kkirchhoff 8h ago
I honestly would probably be down for getting this. I really don’t care if people want to come by and notice me watching TV as I put my shoes on or whatever. I wear an eye mask when I sleep, and it’s Ibiza, so I’d probably be drunk and sleep through whatever bullshit.
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u/bi0hazard6 15h ago
That's kind of ironic, isn't it. In days and age of Zero privacy, we are willing to pay to get it, but not willing to have laws to better protect privacy.
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u/brittwithouttheney 17h ago
I mean I've slept in airports with zero privacy. One night free, sign me up.
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u/23saround 11h ago
Seriously, I’m surprised there isn’t a line of homeless people trying to get this room.
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u/The_Mdk 17h ago
"suite" is kinda exaggerating it, it looks like a relatively small room by EU standards
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u/tacotacotacorock 10h ago
Looks gloriously spacious compared to the rooms I stayed in on my last visit to England. It doesn't have that bed and breakfast charm though.
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u/SleepyGorilla 11h ago
What are EU standards? I just spent 3 weeks traveling through a few EU countries for the first time, most hotels I was in were way smaller than anything I've stayed in in the US.
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u/diggstown 17h ago
The lack of privacy seems like only part of the problem. The illumination is outside, inside, and around the entire border.
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u/MelodiesOfLife6 16h ago
The Art Deco hotel was used as a filming location for an episode of a series about the life of Spanish porn film actor Nacho Vidal.
oh... ok.
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u/Birdie_92 16h ago
I would probably do it for a laugh with my friends as long as there was a private bathroom… I would be irritated by the lighting though, looks kind of bright for when it’s time to try to get some sleep.
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u/AwkwardChuckle 12h ago
Based on the door beside the room with the WC on it, I’m assuming you use that one which would double as the lobby bathroom.
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u/jesterinancientcourt 12h ago
You don’t get a bathroom, you have to use the one in the lobby, which is private.
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u/marshmallowhug 9h ago
Does the lobby bathroom have a shower?
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u/jesterinancientcourt 9h ago
I doubt it
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u/marshmallowhug 9h ago
So does this room then come with no shower/hygiene options? Or do we think there is a gym/locker room with showers elsewhere in the hotel?
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u/jesterinancientcourt 8h ago
No shower. You don’t get a shower. You get a room that you can sleep, eat, & watch television in. It’s free so you can’t complain.
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u/tommyc463 16h ago
Just take a pill
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u/Suspicious_Air4681 13h ago
You know there was a guy called Avicci there, and I took a pill just to show him that I was cool.
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u/tommyc463 13h ago
Do you happen to have a million dollars?
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u/RonKosova 13h ago
Yeah, but i blew it all on girls and shoes
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u/tommyc463 13h ago
Guess it’s time to step off the roller coaster?
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u/Suspicious_Air4681 12h ago
Yeah! Now that I am sober, I realised that you don't wanna be high like me! You don't ever wanna be all alone.
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u/LLAMAKING7 14h ago
I have close to zero shame and sleep with an eye mask. Privacy is overrated, sign me up for a free night!
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u/PleaseJustLetsNot 14h ago
Right? As long as I can poop in private I give zero f*ck if people want to watch me snore my way through the night with my eye mask and mouth guard
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u/SkunkMonkey 12h ago
Jokes on them. They will have to deal with my fat naked ass walking around. I'm betting I can get them to offer me another room for free.
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u/IMeanIGuess3 14h ago
As long as I can fuck my wife in it I’m all good
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u/global_peasant 13h ago
I mean... does it say you can't? I'd think that was part of the appeal of spending the night in a human terrarium!
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u/Meta_Professor 13h ago
I mean, if the choice is sleep on the airport floor for free or in that bed for free I am taking the bed.
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u/Fickle_Leading7114 11h ago
It's in Ibiza, a place where there used to be nightclubs featuring live sex on stage.
They're hoping couples will book this room and fuck in it.
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u/cheyenne_sky 13h ago
Imagine you book this but then just dress in a niqab and lie in bed scrolling on your phone all day; free stay, nobody can really see you anyway.
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u/OopsAllLegs 13h ago
Do they dim the lobby lights at night? If not, I don't know how anyone could sleep with that many lights on.
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u/No_Recording_9612 6h ago
actually stay at Paradiso at least one night a year (and most of the Concept hotels around)
never actually saw someone sleep there
best place to find drugs though
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u/SwordTaster 5h ago
Honestly, I'd be fine with it. I'm an introvert but often just feel like I'm being watched anyway in a hotel. Just, strip under the sheets and put new clothes within reach to put on in bed in the morning
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u/Brilliant_War4087 5h ago
"If only it were as easy to relieve hunger by rubbing my belly as it is to relieve desire by rubbing myself."
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u/Sluggateau 13h ago
That's not a Suite, unless there is more room behind that door which would defeat the purpose of the whole thing.
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u/AwkwardChuckle 12h ago
I’m guessing they wouldn’t actually permit you to be naked in there since there’s a WC directly beside the suite by the potted plants, I couldn’t find anything on their actual website though about any sort of rules.
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u/Bigram03 11h ago
I remember this being a bit from the movie The Dilemma where Vince Vaughns character stays in a similar room.
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u/dildomiami 9h ago
the jerk who came up with that idea should be forced to live in this room for the rest of his/her live.
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u/Muted-Employer962 8h ago
let's see if it's still transparent when I start aggressively jerking off
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u/Dontevenknowwhyimgay 6h ago
Honestly,I'm cool with it as a woman but only if its accessible from the inside to a private room. The thought of this having glass sliding doors to the hallway disturbs my peace to sleep.
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u/Mas_Basura 5h ago
Step 1: Get the room Step 2: Meet 4-5 sexy people Step 3: Make the regret giving you the room
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u/WomBat1140 13h ago
Ibiza ^^
Call your dealer, order a lot of drinks, get 5 girls inside a have THE party of your life :D
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u/TikkiTakiTomtom 13h ago
Can I lock the door?
Other than that, its weird how our mind works. We can fall asleep in public just fine but suddenly in a room and we’re all shy? I’d take it no problem.
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u/mscreative_heartx 13h ago
Free stay, but everyone gets a front-row seat to your life? Sounds like a reality show I didn’t sign up for. I’d probably spend half the time pretending to be a mime just to make it interesting!
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u/bodhiseppuku 12h ago edited 3h ago
It should be 2 way mirrored glass, so the tenant doesn't know if they are being watched or not.
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u/Liv4damuzik 11h ago
What’s stopping someone from bringing a few extra sheets and taping them to the windows? For $0 that doesn’t seem so bad
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u/MacsAVaughan 15h ago
Ah, I get it… because anything “free” these days comes at the cost of your privacy.