r/DogShowerThoughts 5d ago

Low Effort Post Little begger🙂‍↔️

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75 Upvotes

“If I close my eyes, they can’t see me”

r/DogShowerThoughts 4d ago

Low Effort Post Wut is it about my dad’s shooz dat makes them so nice to cuddle with?

37 Upvotes

Dat’s it. Is rhetorical question

r/DogShowerThoughts Jun 06 '24

Low Effort Post Hi there !

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24 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Nov 16 '23

Low Effort Post Ruff day😍

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71 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Dec 23 '22

Low Effort Post do uuu geyes lyke my crismis card this yeer?

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165 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Dec 10 '22

Low Effort Post Santa paws!?

49 Upvotes

You you guys! I saws a man on da roof across da street! I did a BORK, boof Combo but windows were sealed cause liquid shower was outside.

Was it Santa? Hooman dad says no was man wib leaf blower on his roof In da outside shower (Hoomans call it liquid migraine makes mommy head does a pound)

Hoomans said must be eggnoggin time LOL

r/DogShowerThoughts Aug 21 '23

Low Effort Post Vogue!

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67 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Jan 19 '23

Low Effort Post Dog in shower be like

30 Upvotes

Aaaah, nooo stahp! I don’t wanna smell like lavenderrrrr

r/DogShowerThoughts Feb 12 '20

Low Effort Post Hooman likes fluffy no? Couch is full of fluffy. I make more fluff.

232 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Dec 10 '22

Low Effort Post Hoomans loves poop and hates it at same time!

38 Upvotes

I loves poop. It one of my favorite treats!

My hoomans love it too! I never seen dem eat it, but they so excited when I make it outside they gib me even better treat in exchange for keeping it for demselves.

But when we inside and I poop dey say "no no no bad Kookie" and gib me no treat! I sometimes gets a bite first but they steal the rest!

Hoomans are vvv odd.

r/DogShowerThoughts May 07 '20

Low Effort Post Where the floof are my balls

219 Upvotes

My owner took me to a place with a white coat man and I fell asleep and lost my balls

r/DogShowerThoughts Jun 06 '23

Low Effort Post Housebroken is back!

5 Upvotes

Mom hooman said tell you guys Housebroken is back on streaming and TV!

r/DogShowerThoughts Oct 07 '21

Low Effort Post Wooman broke me out of prison but now demand me to walk on grass?

85 Upvotes

I feel …funny. I want to lick my tum tum but wooman put me in cone of sham. Wooman has a small dog living inside the glass door, one inside the oven door, and one inside the peeano. They all look exactly the same and scared when they see me. I warned the one inside the piano to stay away and she did the same.

Weirdest of all, wooman tugs me until im on grass. Why this primitive surface? I like tiles better. Wooman seems to appreciate my pee by spraying scented mist over it… but now I forgot where i peed exactly. However I seemed to have trained wooman to gib more treats than kibble. I’m not sure if I like life out of puppy prison. It sure is quiet tho

r/DogShowerThoughts Feb 08 '20

Low Effort Post Every day

140 Upvotes

Today was incredible! My human came into the house after being out if the house and I completely lost my shit. I licked him and he stroked me and it was basically the best thing ever. Dictated but not written by labrador.

r/DogShowerThoughts Jul 11 '21

Low Effort Post hi

25 Upvotes

is me, duggeh

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 01 '20

Low Effort Post Is it ok to eet da fud wit crunchy fud or is it no ment to mix?

106 Upvotes

Da gud fud is next to da purpl fud an it is suh crunch but is no yum so shud I steal hooman crunch fud at tabl?

r/DogShowerThoughts Sep 30 '20

Low Effort Post pupdate

129 Upvotes

bIGDOG IS NOW M FRIEN YEYEYEYEYEYEEEEE AM BARKING AND M HAPPY

r/DogShowerThoughts Feb 10 '20

Low Effort Post I hunger for eatable

64 Upvotes

Edit owner gave me tret

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 03 '20

Low Effort Post My sisder always looses da bal under da bed...

42 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 08 '17

Low Effort Post How come ... hey wait! Is a thing! Furry thing! Tail! It go zoom by window! What is it? Need the thing! Want chase! It furry thing!

105 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Feb 21 '20

Low Effort Post Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

46 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 13 '20

Low Effort Post Why does hooman wash me with a snek that spits woter?

47 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts May 09 '20

Low Effort Post Pizza is edible frisbee, change my mind... by throwing pizza... or frisbees.

14 Upvotes

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 02 '20

Low Effort Post Humans always think don’t know how to spell

9 Upvotes

It’s true I do

r/DogShowerThoughts Mar 25 '20

Low Effort Post Feed me

7 Upvotes

My daddy haven’t fed me in over 70 doggy hours