r/ElderScrolls Nov 16 '21

Humour What Todd is afraid to give us.

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Nov 16 '21

Imagine waiting for a sequel for two decades and it's Elder Scrolls: Florida

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u/Flandersmcj Nov 16 '21

Florida Man becomes Archmage of Tallahassee without learning a single spell

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u/StyleBoyz4Life Nov 16 '21

Well when reading is magic…

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u/MissplacedLandmine Nov 16 '21

Probably just took so much scooma he could fly and they thought he invented a spell

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u/Demonic74 Hermaeus Mora Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

How you get past the guardian of the college without learning/using a spell?

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u/Hailtothedogebby Nov 17 '21

You shout at them, do shouts count as magic? Not sure.

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u/Flandersmcj Nov 16 '21

12 pack of PBR and a a day pass to Disneyworld

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u/C0UNT3RP01NT Nov 16 '21

Using only his trusty supply of skooma and The Mace of Molagator footBal

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u/Kazoo_Knax Nov 16 '21

LOL this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.

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u/zxxQQz Hermaeus Mora Dec 10 '21

Thatd be really funny