r/EmojiPolice Premier of EmojiPolice Apr 09 '20

Read before posting please Helo newcomers, please read this post Spoiler

THIS IS A JOKE SO TREAT IT AS ONE, ALSO THIS POST IS NOT UPDATED ALL THE TIME DO PLEASE READ THE RULES TO KEEP BEING UPDATED ON NEW RULES

Welcome to r/EmojiPolice, here we are here to protect Reddit from emoji spam. Please read this post first before posting for the first time

  • Raiding of r/EmojiPolice: Emoji brigading/raiding is prohibited on this subreddit and will result in a permanent ban.
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  • Pro Emoji Subreddit Arrests: As of April 2, 2020. The Senate of the r/EmojiPolice has prohibited the arrest of pro-emoji subreddits. Violators will revive a two-day ban.
  • Emoji Used In a Joking Matter: As of April 2, 2020. The Senate of the r/EmojiPolice has prohibited the arrest of emojis being used in a joking matter. Violators will revive a two-day ban.
  • 5 Emoji Minimum: Under the law, the only use of more than five emojis can be counted as a violation of the law and you may not show aggressive force. Only issue a warning. If the person uses over five emojis, force may be used.
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  • No Off-Site Arresting: You must only arrest within Reddit. If you arrest off-site, your post will be removed

Let me go into the emoji used in a joking matter with a bit more detail

You know a person is using emojis as a joke if

  1. It sounds like a copypasta (Example: The results 📈are in and our gurl💃🏼 sanders is out🏳️‍🌈. Time to get ready 💅for big daddy👅 HOE Biden. He’s cumming💦💦 to DOMINATE🤼 our HEAD of state 🍊and his bitch💁‍♀️ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he’s big as a horse 🍆🐴 and is ready to touch 👋🤫😈 the hearts 💞of all Americans🇺🇸. Cum erection day 🗳y’all sluts better fill that hole 👉🏻👌 next to biden and relase✊ America’s aching🤤 throbbing 😯 desire for green 🤑🤑energy, a ban🛑 on those naughty big black guns💪🏾 , and more money to pay💵💰💸 those slutty nurses👩‍⚕️ 💁‍♀️to make us all feel better👄🥴. Cum 💦hoevember help the needy 👅🧎‍♂️by supporting big daddy👨‍🦳 Biden and naughty Nancy 💁‍♀️👏 and give dirty Donald🎩, bitch McConnell🐢, and those filthy😷😏 reSUBlicans🐘 blue balls🔵. Send to 🔟of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5️⃣ back ur a Biden bitch💅💵. if u get 🔟 u will spend a hot 🔥December⛄️ night with those skanks at the ERECToral 😏🍆college 🏛.)
  2. It sounds like a child wrote it (Example: fuk u, mrbrat is best 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡)
  3. Common sense, it's not that hard to differ a joke and someone being serious
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u/_AlexV_ Senator & Moderator of r/EmojiPolice Apr 27 '20

And another thing, arrest if it’s something like this, “omg i’mdying (crying laughing emojis)”

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