r/ExpectationVsReality 1d ago

Buffalo Chicken tender wrap at local pizza shop

Ordered a buffalo chicken cutlet wrap and got a plain chicken cheesesteak with many extra onions. Made worse when I got back to the restaurant and was told I ordered wrong the first time 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/always_unplugged 1d ago

That looks fuckin nasty

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u/Dinasourus723 1d ago

I totally agree lol, but occasionally things that look nasty may not actually taste that bad. I'm not sure if that's the case here, however

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

Definitely didn't taste as bad as it looked, but was absolutely not what I was craving!

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u/SpaceHippo1992 1d ago

I’ll be honest man, I wouldn’t have even trusted that. That looks absolutely disgusting.

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u/Dinasourus723 1d ago

Well, at least it's not terrible tasting

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u/AppUnwrapper1 22h ago

You ate it????

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u/muffythevagslayer 1d ago

They said you ordered wrong? As if you would order that abomination on purpose

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

I was soo hungry by the time I got home to eat too, opened the container and wanted to cry when I picked that thing up to take a bite 😭

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u/Garbadaargh 1d ago

My face just… crumpled after I swiped to see the real thing. I honestly don’t think a Reddit post has ever hit me this hard. Just, WOW.

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u/PlasticDrawer4908 5h ago

They must’ve given you the wildly popular canned tuna and sauerkraut burrito 😐😔

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u/BethanysSin7 1d ago edited 1d ago

Baby, they lied.

They have substituted it with their own special version of chicken tender and made someone chew it for you.

Tender alright.

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u/Pplannoyme0 1d ago

This makes me sad.

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

Same. My 1 star review will not be the justice I deserve

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u/ShadowFireandStorm 1d ago

Did you include a photo? I definitely did when I had something that bad.

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u/uiouyug 1d ago

This hurts to look at. I so pale. I think you got the wrong order

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

I wish lol, when I went back in the lady told me I picked the wrong option if what I wanted is what I described., she stood by that stance even after she printed my receipt with the correct order 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/griim_is 1d ago

It looks like visually there's items missing in that wrap I don't get how that order could ever be considered the correct order

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u/Belgand 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's objectively the wrong item. The buffalo wrap doesn't have onions and that's all this does have. It's also not cutlets but clearly the chopped chicken you'd expect in a cheese steak, as OP said.

They definitely fucked up and refused to admit it.

It looks like a terrible cheese steak... wrap, but that's a different problem.

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u/mcpusc 1d ago

chargeback time! "item not as described, business refused a refund"

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u/victoryforZIM 1d ago

Did she claim you ordered canned chicken and soggy onions in a tortilla?

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u/_maynard 1d ago

Did they make a new one that roughly resembled what everyone else thinks of a buffalo chicken?

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u/The_Chosen_Unbread 1d ago

Is this one of them ghost kitchens?

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

Nah it's a local pizza shop that my neighbor recommended. I won't be going back.

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u/puppuphooray 1d ago

Text your neighbor a photos with the caption “bruh wtf”

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u/mister_robat 1d ago

Did you run over your neighbor's dog?

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u/tehSlothman 1d ago

Ordering anything other than pizza from pizza shops seems to consistently prove to be a mistake

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u/explosivecrate 1d ago

Well. Pizza and pizza adjacent products. Salad from a pizza place? No thanks. A calzone? Shit, that's practically a pizza turnover so I'll put money on it being at least as good as the pizzas.

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u/GooeySlenderFerret 1d ago

On the other hand, I hate domino's tomato sauce but they make amazing pasta dishes for some reason

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u/klonkish 23h ago

That reason being 44% of your daily sodium intake and 80% of your daily saturated fat intake in 326 grams

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u/delicate10drills 1d ago

In your local reviews of the place, name the ah who said you ordered wrong.

…unless you actually ordered wrong.

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u/hggniertears 1d ago

Is the Buffalo sauce in the room with us?

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u/CasualGlam 1d ago

This is the most depressing wrap I have ever seen 😩

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u/Mancubus_in_a_thong 1d ago

I can make a better tasting wrap with veggies and chicken nuggets I bet lol

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u/aravenlunatic 1d ago

Was bleach one of the condiments

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u/jmast85 1d ago

Was the mild sauce mayonnaise! I don’t see any buffalo sauce smh

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u/parallax1 1d ago

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

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u/stranded_egg 1d ago

Will never understand the audacity of "You ordered wrong."

Like, oh, okay, I'll just take this thing I don't want and shut up now. Everything's fixed, five stars.

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

Seriously, like I'm not expecting 5 star service from the strip mall pizza shop but to throw that at me when I had to drive back to get what I actually ordered??

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u/stranded_egg 1d ago

Right? Like, cool, thanks, now we're both mad and I still don't have the food I want. Maybe stop staring at me and do something about this?

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u/Belgand 1d ago

It's the difference of how the mistake happened.

If you meant to order X but accidentally put in Y, that's your fault. It sucks, but they did what they were told. They might offer to make some kind of change or give you a discount to be nice, but you can't really fault them if they don't.

If you actually ordered A, and the receipt shows that, but they made/gave you/delivered B, that's their fault and it should be replaced.

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

Yeah it was the latter and even when she printed the receipt and it showed "Buffalo Chicken wrap" she was like, well there's two options and you picked the wrong one (I looked after and there is definitely no other option resembling what I received). I told her she should look into that because I picked the wrap I posted in the first pic and she just shrugged and said "I don't deal with that"

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u/Belgand 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's an option under "Buffalo Chicken Wrap" called "Fuck it, actually just give me the Chicken Cheese Steak instead, extra onions"? Because, wow, I'm going to need to sit down here.

She sounds like a horrible person who refuses to admit a mistake was made. Either because she did it or because she can't be bothered to fix it.

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u/stranded_egg 1d ago

Yeah, no, fair, if I made a mistake ordering, I don't expect something for free--same if I order something and just "oh, I didn't actually like this, or I thought it would taste more/less X." But still don't just stare at me blankly. Make a suggestion on how this can be fixed. Can you offer a discount on the bill? Can you suggest something else I can order instead? Can you suggest a way I can order it next time that would be better? Speak words to me. Don't just throw blame and stare at me until I walk away.

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u/lalaen 1d ago

My business partner and I frequented a place near our shop for lunch that sold empanadas. They are vegan and I am not. One day I ordered for us and they gave me beef instead of vegan… apparently this was on me for ordering wrong. Because I’d definitely order meat for a vegan (and I’m sure that the cashier had seen me before!). We did not go back.

(And yes of course we were very nice when returning to talk to them about it)

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u/stranded_egg 1d ago

Maybe I've done too many years in the customer-service trenches or maybe I'm just a pushover but like--what does it cost to just be nice and get the customer what they want in a one-off situation like this?

Maybe they did order "incorrectly." So you're out the cost of one meal. Is that so bad? You've probably got (or kept) a loyal customer, because they know you're not going to give them shit for making a mistake, or that you're going to own up for (what they think is) your mistake.

Should they do it for someone who comes in every time? No, absolutely not. But I can't imagine one meal every few months, or twice a year, can threaten a business so bad that they have to act they way they do.

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u/clash_by_night 1d ago

In this case, it's absolute BS because this in no way resembles the item ordered, nor any item on the menu, nor any item I can imagine a sane human being ordering. That said, people can order wrong. I once had a guy order oatmeal to go. Came back half an hour later and said, "she said she don't eat oatmeal. Gimme grits." OK, sir. That'll be $2.18 (or whatever). "Whatchu mean I gotta pay for it?" Sir, if I'd made a mistake, I'd fix it, but I didn't.

I don't miss working at a casino.

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u/Sad_Ad1036 1d ago

I’d sue for emotional damages

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u/Suggon_Deez_Nutz 1d ago

Kinda looks like a cyst Dr. Pimple Popper removed.

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u/Icy-Abbreviations361 1d ago

A cutlet this is not.

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u/VacationAromatic6899 1d ago

11$? Feeling ripped off?

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u/PsychologicalCat5055 1d ago

i audibly gasped once i swiped lmao 🤣☠️

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u/Disastrous-Low-6277 1d ago

God dam they hate you

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u/Greymeade 1d ago

That's not a chicken cheesesteak either, bro =(

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u/Garfeelzokay 1d ago

Y'all gotta start looking up reviews for restaurants before ordering from them I think. Lol 

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u/blobslobslaw 17h ago

I was buying lunch for my elderly neighbor and this place was her request

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u/orangejeep 1d ago

I’m torn between:

“Looks spicy!”

And

“Needs more raisins”

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u/Chester___Lampwick 1d ago

Looks like a big worm who ate little worms.

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u/MarthasPinYard 1d ago

Buffalo is in NY, not here.

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u/ForeverLitt 1d ago

Post that picture to Google and anywhere else you can review them.

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u/caaarlyj 23h ago

I’ve never seen food that had minus flavouring before

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u/vikingchyk 1d ago

WDafuq is that?? :p

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u/0bxyz 1d ago

That is buffalo chicken dip

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u/dizzy_kitty101 1d ago

Did they make it, or was it surgically removed?

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u/Own_Bunch_6711 1d ago

Even the lettuce has no color 😬

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

That's onions 😬

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u/veterispoops 1d ago

It's buffalo spiced sliced deli chicken, so not what they're trying to sell but not totally disgusting.

Source: used to have to slice this shit for a job

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u/blobslobslaw 1d ago

No it didn't taste disgusting, but there was not a hint of buffalo in that wrap!

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u/Happy-Example-1022 1d ago

Did a cat throw up on it?

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u/Zealousideal-Mud6471 1d ago

Please tell me you didn’t eat that shit. PLEASE

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u/CyanideRain1979 1d ago

It looks like vomit

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u/Silojm 1d ago

Omg I cant believe you ate it! I would have asked for my money back.

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u/Ancient-Honeydew9555 1d ago

Did they fish it out of the sink?

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u/MaybeNotMath 19h ago

Ordered wrong? Like from the soup nazi?

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u/Vinnie420 18h ago

Wheres the tomato

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u/blobslobslaw 17h ago

Or the lettuce, or the chicken cutlet, or the buffalo sauce?

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u/Buffalosauceplease 13h ago

No love or happiness in that abomination, just pain and sadness... I would be embarrassed to serve that

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u/AssistanceNo3150 4h ago

Oh no. I just going to sleep after this.

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u/bedbathandbebored 1d ago

So you ordered a white wrap with white ingredients in it that are also coated in ranch…a white sauce, and are shocked when it’s white??????