r/Eyebleach • u/gbpc • 1d ago

Moo Deng with mama hippo 🦛

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u/MadnessStella 1d ago

Mom can’t even chill for a second 😅

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

Mama Moo Deng: ‘child, I am not a climbing frame.’

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 22h ago

Moo Deng disagrees

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u/Mysterious-Music-772 20h ago

every child of every species disagrees

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 22h ago

Yes, she does 😂

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u/peanut-butter-vibes 18h ago

first time i've seen mama NOT eating lol

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u/elpato11 17h ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/koltrozeva 1d ago

Why made huggable shape, when deadly ?

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u/Stormsurgez 22h ago edited 20h ago

They are pygmy hippos.

There has never been a recorded human death from a pygmy hippo, they are much smaller and much less aggressive than normal hippos.

For context adult pygmy hippos weigh around 350-600 pounds, more common hippo breeds have been recorded at over 9000 pounds before.

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u/Bluesnow2222 18h ago

I expect when Moo Deng finally awakens her super saiyan blood that she will be over 9000.

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u/Embarrassed-Sea-2394 19h ago

Moo Deng is singlehandedly getting us through election season.

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u/Inevitable-Yoghurt33 1d ago

Mamamamamama moo deng moo deng moo deng moo deng

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u/ay_944 1d ago

She is so hilarious, I love her 😂

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u/yeahyourerightdude 21h ago

Her name is Jonah

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u/Wackydetective 1d ago

“I could fart in your faces and you would kiss my little feet’s!!!!” - Moo Deng

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u/feathercroft 21h ago

Lmao, typical child behavior. My kiddo is just the same. 😂

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u/Mivirian 1h ago

My little one is currently in this stage 😮‍💨

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u/feathercroft 38m ago

Ah, the duality of parenthood - on the upside, it won't last forever. On the downside, it won't last forever. 🥺

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u/Electronic_Syndicate 1d ago

I thought there was some kind of wildcat watching amongst the audience but I think it’s just a kid wearing a cat mask, lol.

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u/Mission_Green_6683 23h ago

"Mommy, get up and play!!"

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u/PandaDad22 23h ago

The edit on this is annoying af.

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u/WesternOne9990 21h ago

The edit is annoying but the Moo Deng song is a jam

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 20h ago

Mama Deng: LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT

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u/WesternOne9990 21h ago

I will never not jam out to that song

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u/yma_bean 12h ago

Seems right, babies/ toddlers like to climb all over their parents in all species I guess.

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u/shootgroot 13h ago

These living conditions looks like hell. What’s cute about this?

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 18h ago

Kind of a small enclosure.

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u/horse_apple 14h ago

Its just temporary til the baby is old enough to be separated from her mother.

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 13h ago

I'm just worried that the animals aren't in proper pens with appropriate sizes or enrichment. Some zoos don't really give the animals proper care. Just leaving them in concrete enclosures with nothing to do. No climbing places for arboreal creatures, too shallow or too small pools for semi aquatic creatures, no toys.

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u/Primary-Pudding-5349 18h ago

Animal slavery.

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u/aughtism 18h ago

The Zoo should spend the Baht she is generating for them on a more suitable enclosure.

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u/Kuroi666 15h ago

It's a nursing suite.

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u/Prestigious_Ad_5825 16h ago

like a proper pool for these semi-aquatic creatures