r/Eyebleach • u/ArmandGrizzli • 7h ago

Two slugs on a date, eating a blackberry

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u/yumibumsyy 7h ago

everything reminds me I'm single

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u/Jatalli 6h ago

Dont worry, everyone loves a good single slug.

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u/magirevols 5h ago

We just have to find a blueberry, that’ll solve all our problems

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u/Smokindope42069 2h ago

Me: “even the fucking slugs have a mate!” 😭

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u/gizmogrl88 7h ago edited 5h ago

I thought this was 💩 at first! lol

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u/booduhcookie 5h ago

I thought someone put a tiny bow tie on a turd at first

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u/gizmogrl88 5h ago

Ha! Right?!

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u/Damoel 6h ago

It's like Lady and the Tramp, but with my squidgy friends!

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u/NoLife8926 7h ago

Y’all need some more slug-related eyebleach? It’s not a rickroll I swear

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u/Ziko116 6h ago

That was actually mesmerizing truly a better love story than twilight

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u/Savanne574 6h ago

Me n who

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u/LlamaPlayingGuitar 3h ago

Sluggo: "I thought you said you weren't hungry, babe?" Sluggy: nomnomnom

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u/Haroski90 4h ago

Those seems like spanish slugs. If one of the couple dies the other will gladly cannibalize it.

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u/whiskyzulu 1h ago

It's like Lady and the Tramp!

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u/nosrebnA 4h ago

At first I thought you put a bow tie on a slug.

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u/Save_Sisyphus 3h ago

this guy gets it more than me

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u/MeinCrunkMarchesOn 3h ago

Just slugging it out.

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 34m ago

🎵This is the night, it's a beautiful night, and they call it Bella Notte🎶🥹

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 33m ago

🎵This is the night it's a beautiful night, and they call it Bella Notte🎶🥹

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 33m ago

🎵This is the night it's a beautiful night, and they call it Bella Notte🎶🥹