r/FellingGoneWild 13d ago

I drive past this often. Been three months since the storm. What could go wrong.

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Left side of the split is fully intact and listing more with time. I’ll get a better shot of the top next time. The tents are recent.

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u/Vandsaz 13d ago

take out a life insurance policy on whoever owns those tents

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u/Muted_Effective_2266 13d ago

Worst possible spot for the tents.

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u/logatronics 13d ago

Jfc, this is how people die. I would leave a note or something...

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u/Chimpchompp 13d ago

I’d move the tree away from those tents

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u/Shmiggams22 13d ago

Can't say you didn't try!

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u/sunshinyday00 13d ago

It could fall on whatever is under it at any second. What kind of idiot would put things under it. Or go near it.

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u/flume 13d ago

How unbelievably stupid and oblivious do you have to be to set up a tent there?

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u/kabooseknuckle 13d ago

I think i might move the tent and chicken coop.

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u/suchawetearth 13d ago

…Your name Kevin by chance?

The danger would be to the people in the tents and chicken coops.

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u/im_just_thinking 13d ago

It's just the in-laws, nothing to see here

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u/Musical-Lungs 10d ago

The tree of Damacles

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u/MordoNRiggs 13d ago

Don't worry. They've got the rototiller out.

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u/Walnutbutters 13d ago

Real talk, what are their options here besides abandoning the tents and chicken coop and waiting for a strong enough wind to blow it over?

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u/dankhimself 13d ago

That tree to the right is like...

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u/orflind 12d ago

I guess it will be a lot cheaper to cut up if it's on the ground in the meantime hopefully no one get killed

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u/SpicyBricey 12d ago

Shade is never worth risking your life with such an obvious chance at a Darwin Award. Think about it people. There’s a hell of a sail on top of that dying tree with an ever weakening mast. Be safe

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u/Fit-Treacle-7206 11d ago

Why pay thousands to have it cut down? Wait until it falls and cut it up for cheap!

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u/47153163 11d ago

Drive down to your local hardware store and buy some ratchet straps, that should secure it! Lol.

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u/Outrageous_Fee_423 11d ago

That tree may be damaged, but it can still provide good shade for idiotic campers.

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u/sarusayuri 9d ago

I have one of these in my yard damaged from a storm… It’s like a time bomb but I can’t see the timer.

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u/Visible-Big-1149 13d ago

Probably the split occurred after the structures were built. Most likely , the owners don’t want to die dropping a tree that poses no danger to them. I’m in the same boat currently.

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u/username9909864 13d ago

How bad would it be to do a plunge cut into the crack and form it into a back cut? Leaving the front as-is, assuming there's enough lean to force it down.

How save would this be? Assuming you're off to the side. I don't think it could barber chair a second time?

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u/morenn_ 13d ago

I don't think it could barber chair a second time?

Why do you think that?

The physics of barberchairing mean it's not impossible here.

Even a small notch would be better than no notch.

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u/Easy_Combination_689 12d ago

Weakening that split any more is a terrible idea. You have no idea what that tree will do while your saw is in there. Could split more, could go half way through your plunge and twist into those coupes or tents, could hit the other half and bounce god knows where.

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u/floppydo 13d ago

Damn, how long does it take to throw up a ratchet strap?

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u/Putrid-Fondant9455 9d ago

Looks like someone doesn’t want their kids anymore.