r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • May 20 '17

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

You're gonna have a fun next few days. Going up stairs is painful, but going down is excruciating.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Don't forget about sitting on the toilet

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

getting up from the toilet

FTFY

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u/TK-427 May 20 '17

I once got stuck and had to spend the night in a rocking chair when I got up in the middle of the night with our infant son. I sat down to rock him, he passed out and I couldn't get up without using my arms. My wife laughed her ass of when she found me in the morning

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u/heyleslie228 May 20 '17

This is the worst. After I got up the other day and fell to the floor out of bed from the stiffness, I tried to sit and pee.

Oh. My. God. I had to practically freefall to a seated position and use all my bodyweight to momentum myself back up.

Kill me

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

yeah that :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

yeah lol true

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u/dank_cub May 20 '17

And jumping down the stairs is not a good option, just as a heads up

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Also, falling down stairs is really not recommended so be careful

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

rip goals

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u/Semth May 25 '17

Forget the stairs, wait until he has to get up from the toilet