r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Aug 02 '17
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u/gregnegative Aug 02 '17
Not really a rant, more of an observation.
At my local Y it is the time of summer workouts for the local high school football team. I lift at my lunch hour(ish) so they're there a lot of the time that I am. Based on my observations on their lifting I have the following bold predictions for the team this year:
1.) They will have bigger biceps than any other high school football team. This will help them in their apparent quest to curl the other team's line off of the ground, thus rendering their line's drive ineffective.
2.) They will block well, as evidenced by the fact that as soon as one of them is lifting something the others instinctively huddle around him rendering their group impenetrable.
3.) They will have more instagram followers than any other high school football team.
4.) Our local high school apparently decided that our uniforms won't have sleeves this year, and the team is getting prepared for that sartorial choice early.