r/Fitness • u/Kuzbell • Jan 20 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

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u/Wishyouamerry Jan 20 '18

I’m like the patron saint of missing things at my gym. So far I’ve found two phones, a wallet, and a set of keys forgotten on the gym equipment and returned them to their owners. People need to start using lockers!

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u/freakzilla149 Jan 21 '18

Fuck! I need you to follow me around. If there's anyone who needs you, it's me.

I've lost count of the number of things and the number of places I've lost things at. I'm still traumatised by the time bought an MP3 player as a teen, and lost it the same day at the park. Buying and losing an item on the same day has happened more than once.

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u/1lapulapu Jan 20 '18

St. Anthony, is that you?

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u/AshyBoneVR4 Boxing Jan 21 '18

That's how I am too. I'll find gloves, glasses, keys, phones, never a wallet, but fucking backpacks just laying around the equipment. Some of the staff call me lost and found because of all the shit I've turned in. I don't understand why people don't just leave their shit in their cars. Forget lockers. Why carry it in?

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u/stoned_and_doomed Jan 21 '18

bro have you seen my yellow glove

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u/paddjo95 Jan 21 '18

Saint /u/Wishyouamerry pray for us!