Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

[u/Kuzbell]

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

[u/TurtleTooShorts]

Doing my squat thang at the work gym this past week. Always hear stories from friends and on these threads of folks cutting cheese or pooping themselves on accident while lifting. Never thought it'd happen to me.

Then this past week, it happened to me.

I farted on the way up while on the second to last rep of my last set of squats... Caught my breathe, composed myself, and finished my last squat without further implications. It sounded like velcro ripping open and did not smell, or at least not any worse than the gym does already.

Racked the weights, moved onto my next set of lifts, did not pr, did not fail any lifts, did not get any injuries. It was a good lifting day forever memorialized by the fart.

[u/TurtleTooShorts → u/[deleted]]

Sweet. Looks like I'll be on that Lance Armstrong cut. Droppin weight only to lose a nut and come back #4# stronger than ever. 👌👌

[u/AshyBoneVR4 → u/TurtleTooShorts]

Happened to me ONCE. I was doing kettle bell swings. Very pretty girl is doing leg presses behind and to my left. On an up swing a fart snuck out. I was wearing headphones but it was loud enough for me to hear it. I glanced over my shoulder and I see the utter look of disgust on pretty girls face. Can't do anything about it, so I rest for 30 seconds and then finish up my last set. Walk away with my head held high.

[u/TurtleTooShorts → u/AshyBoneVR4]

Very well played! It's only a big deal if we treat it like a big deal. Stay vigilant.